Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST

[Water-T]

Her fake tig bitties probably popped and she's lying low while getting new bolt ons

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Girl with self-image issues shocked to find her ugly 50-year-old shlump of an ex is.... already dating another girl with self-image issues.

Literally anyone else could see how their relationship was incredibly unhealthy from day one. These e-girls need to stop dating old fat fucks as if that's a guarantee they won't get taken for a ride.

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[Water-T]

Girl with self-image issues shocked to find her ugly 50-year-old shlump of an ex is.... already dating another girl with self-image issues.

Literally anyone else could see how their relationship was incredibly unhealthy from day one. These e-girls need to stop dating old fat fucks as if that's a guarantee they won't get taken for a ride.

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Who knew that hooking up with a sad virgin like Petey that created a fake girlfriend, in exchange for a green card & fake teeth/titties, and THEN having a baby with him could go so very wrong?

 

[Roberto Rastapopoulos]

Who knew that hooking up with a sad virgin like Petey that created a fake girlfriend, in exchange for a green card & fake teeth/titties, and THEN having a baby with him could go so very wrong?

of all creepy old men around she had to pick that one, that's just pathetically sad

 

[Kosher Dill]

What blows my mind is that he's not even that old, he's just looked like a bargain-bin Slavoj Zizek since like age 25.

 

[Brain Problems]

What blows my mind is that he's not even that old, he's just looked like a bargain-bin Slavoj Zizek since like age 25.

Dedicating your life to SocJus is like imbibing from the false cup of Christ. That and kicking yourself in the balls.

Ash just wants to be known as a "hot" leftist thot and get all the asspats and paypig bux that comes with the title while ditching all the schlubby, pre-maturely greying , crushed-testicle baggage holding her back. Toilet nigga's still gotta eat.

 

[AnOminous]

According to these screenshots (which are apparently from a discord server shoe0nhead is on) Ash moved to a private account because "she just wanted to". I kinda don't buy that the personified thirsttrap that is Ash abandoned all of the people giving attention to her for no reason beyond a whimsical mood. Anybody have any ideas?

Maybe she found a simp more shy than the self-ball-kicking retard Peter Coffin.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

What blows my mind is that he's not even that old, he's just looked like a bargain-bin Slavoj Zizek since like age 25.

Being a fucking pussy sure ages a man like milk.

 

[Roberto Rastapopoulos]

Maybe she found a simp more shy than the self-ball-kicking retard Peter Coffin.

Well she supposedly does have a boyfriend, the evidence for his existence is pretty weak: she admitted to it publicly so you have to take her word for it. On one hand, she might be trying to find some extra revenue other than pete's alimony, and on another hand history could be repeating itself and she's the one faking a boyfriend for whatever retarded reason.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well she supposedly does have a boyfriend, the evidence for his existence is pretty weak: she admitted to it publicly so you have to take her word for it. On hand, she might be trying to find a revenue other than pete's alimony, and on another hand history could be repeating itself and she's the one faking a boyfriend for whatever retarded reason.

Or she doesn't have a boyfriend so much as a middle-aged-to-elderly sugar daddy who's cheating on his wife.

 

[Begemot]

Maybe she found a simp more shy than the self-ball-kicking retard Peter Coffin.

Is it you, sweetie?

 

[Roberto Rastapopoulos]

Or she doesn't have a boyfriend so much as a middle-aged-to-elderly sugar daddy who's cheating on his wife.

who knows, could very well be. After peter almost anything is better really. But also imagine having to put up with the baggage that comes with her and actively paying up. Must really be down on your luck to end up like that.

 

[Mola Ram]

who knows, could very well be. After peter almost anything is better really. But also imagine having to put up with the baggage that comes with her and actively paying up. Must really be down on your luck to end up like that.

Yeah, big tits and ginger hair or not, I don't know if single moms (especially one who was so lacking in sense she carried Peter Coffin spawn to term) are considered good sugar baby material.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, big tits and ginger hair or not, I don't know if single moms (especially one who was so lacking in sense she carried Peter Coffin spawn to term) are considered good sugar baby material.

Also, hasn't she gotten incredibly fat?

 

[Roberto Rastapopoulos]

Also, hasn't she gotten incredibly fat?

Apparently someone's been leaking pictures from her private twitter on reddit, and she doesn't seem any fatter than she did recently; but even if she was fat I'm sure there would be some sick fuck who's willing to pay for that

 

[Roberto Rastapopoulos]

Peter has been kicked from his own podcast for being Peter Coffin.

And this is him playing the victim. To be fair he is a victim, a victim of being a joke of a human being.

 

[ninjanii]

first, she clearly has been trying to distance herself from peter and the coffin name. She removed the coffin name from her youtube and her twitter

Another example: she used to be part of Peter's podcast "low society pod" (exceedingly clever name) for a while even after the break-up, but then just left and put "recovering Podcaster" in her twitter bio

Edit: just saw the post about Peter being kicked, too. Guess that shite podcast has been successfully de-coffin-ized. It's a de-coff podcast, if you will.

 

[Troonwhisperer]

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Peter has been kicked from his own podcast for being Peter Coffin.

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And this is him playing the victim. To be fair he is a victim, a victim of being a joke of a human being.

I mean, I can't blame Angie. She's been trying to distance herself from BreadTube a long time now and Peter just couldn't stop bickering with them. She probably had enough when she sufferd from progressive anti-racist racism.

 

[CervixHammer]

Peter Coffin’s new girlfriend has a Twitter account:
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oh, naaaaaasty.

Spoiler: Islamic Content

 

[AnOminous]

And this is him playing the victim. To be fair he is a victim, a victim of being a joke of a human being.

Could it be my fault that my asshole behavior causes people to dislike me? No, it is everyone else in the world who is wrong!