That's not a Taser Phil, you stupid mong. That's a stun gun. Tasers actually fire two little barbs connected to wires so they can be used from a distance. Stun guns can only be used at contact range. Plus Tasers are expensive, often as expensive as real firearms, whereas stun guns are usually cheap, both in cost and in quality. But its pretty fitting that Phil would go with the cheap knock-off alternative instead of making an effort to get the real, quality item.