In b4 "KIWIS WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY WELFARE AS A DISABLED PERSON REEEEEEE".A tard could be a badass like Blaster of Master Blaster or Dim in A Clockwork Orange, but Phil is also pudgy and weak and looks like his legs can barely support his huge bulk. He is obviously at a glance not just dumb, not just mentally off, but a complete weakling as well. Even a skinny hippie could sense his weakness and was disgusted by it enough to deliver him a beatdown he is still angry about enough that he's always waving around penis substitutes.
It's really a waste to give tard bucks to Phil because he's too stupid to spend them. When you have a tard like Phil, he should be put in a group home and they should evaluate tards like this for whether they can sort glass or do anything at all. Phil is dumb as pig shit but he could probably work on some kind of line with an overseer.
If you give him money it just enriches shitty prison scratcher tattoo artists and the vendors of defective mall ninja bullshit. He should be limited to some kind of commissary without tard shit in it or not given money at all.
There have been debates for the last few years about giving vouchers, food or debit cards redeemable only for certain items instead of welfare cash, in an attempt to ensure people on welfare spend their government money on essentials - food, bills etc - and not shit like drugs, alcohol or mall ninja gear. Whichever side of the debate you or anyone falls on, you have to admit that seeing Phil's life makes controlling what welfare recipients spend their money on seem a much more preferable option. As always, the poster child for a movement is the one that shoots that movement in the foot, repeatedly.