Megathread Phil buying edgy shit megathread - Your tax dollars at work

Misaki Nakahara

I ate Party Cheese Salad and lived
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Blocks of cheese and other expensive foodstuffs from places like Whole Foods. Phil has expensive tastes and only the whitest store will do for our little squadristi.

It's hilarious how he has these kinda privileged middle-class tendencies that he just can't hide, like going to Whole Foods and always going for takeout pizza instead of the substantially cheaper frozen pizzas you can buy fucking anywhere. He's not even good at being poor.
 

MasterDisaster

Beating my meat like everyone's watching.
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Blocks of cheese and other expensive foodstuffs from places like Whole Foods. Phil has expensive tastes and only the whitest store will do for our little squadristi.
Oh yeah even before his food budget goes to shit soon he bought dates that are about five to a container, over-priced cheese and ate out nearly every day. Those independently owned places charge through the ass because you're paying for atmosphere half the time. 'Our trans friendly sandwich shop is so clever and niche that you'll gladly pay six dollars for a glass bottle of cream soda, eight dollars for half a blt and three for a handful baggy of kettle chips we buy in bulk!' Phil thinks he's helping small businesses but in reality these places know a rube when they see one so they just market themselves 'trans friendly' or a 'safe space' and human turds will spend twice as much for half back just to get that warm, fuzzy feeling of smug satisfaction.
 
The Australian government's been trialling welfare debit cards for a while, and due to the restrictions placed on the welfare debit card, parents are unable to pay for their children to go on excursions, nor buy any 'non-essential' kids products, because it's not allowed.

Why don't these parents have a job that pays them money for spending on "non-essential" child products and school field trips?
 

AnOminous

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While I can understand the desire of governments to crack down on useless spending by a minority of welfare recipients, the way these systems are implemented with the aim of 'punishing' welfare recipients, is where problems start to arise. By focusing on a minority of scummy welfare recipients whenever they consider changing how welfare is distributing they end up implementing systems that negatively affect the rest of the law-abiding, hard-working welfare recipients.

A major problem of anti-fraud is if you optimize welfare shit to eliminate absolutely all fraud, you spend so much just doing that that the intended beneficiaries get screwed. That said, there really should be something for when you have an obvious fake like Phil. It's insulting that this piece of shit gets free money to spend on retard shit every month and is then begging for even more money which he certainly isn't reporting.

It's not like it even would take any fancy deep digging, most of these troon social media speds like Phil are incredibly blatant and open about their double dipping and post their ridiculous purchases on their social media all day long, often while doing shit and taking pictures of it that also disproves any claims of disability.
 

obliviousbeard

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Eh, it's just another tard being bad with their money. I mean, if toys take priority over stuff like food, then sure, let them go hungry for a while. Phil here isn't raking in any money from his ebegging. It's not like he's running some social security scam while also making serious dosh from selling feet pic or something. At most he could use someone else holding purse strings for him (which I understand is whole another can of worms).
 

muh_moobs

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The Australian government's been trialling welfare debit cards for a while, and due to the restrictions placed on the welfare debit card, parents are unable to pay for their children to go on excursions, nor buy any 'non-essential' kids products, because it's not allowed.

While I can understand the desire of governments to crack down on useless spending by a minority of welfare recipients, the way these systems are implemented with the aim of 'punishing' welfare recipients, is where problems start to arise. By focusing on a minority of scummy welfare recipients whenever they consider changing how welfare is distributing they end up implementing systems that negatively affect the rest of the law-abiding, hard-working welfare recipients.

Simple solution. Get off welfare.

Welfare payments are supposed to be a temporary support, not at permanent way of life. When you're receiving other people's earnings simply because you breathe, you aren't entitled to luxuries, just the necessities of life.
 

MasterDisaster

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Welfare payments are supposed to be a temporary support, not at permanent way of life. When you're receiving other people's earnings simply because you breathe, you aren't entitled to luxuries, just the necessities of life.
I'm with you on this. Welfare should be a crutch, not a free ride. It should help you get through hard times instead of carry you the whole way.
Phil is the perfect example of how the system can be manipulated to the point where Phil has zero responsibilities in life and still complains he doesn't get enough for free.
Of course there are plenty of people that use the system correctly. It's the shitty ones that draw attention.
 
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14 Oct 2019. Phil bought a set of body armor
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I don't think I'll ever understand this desire to pretend like you're a super serious revolutionary foot soldier, evading capture and execution by your wits, carrying 6 different weapons on your person that you'll literally never use and couldn't even if you had to (from lack of preparedness and decisiveness, lack of physical strength, and probably pants shitting fright), and also lying about your 18 lb. body armor that's literally just an empty nylon Condor airsoft plate carrier without any plates in it.

What compels a person to publically LARP in such a way?
 

Adamska

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I don't think I'll ever understand this desire to pretend like you're a super serious revolutionary foot soldier, evading capture and execution by your wits, carrying 6 different weapons on your person that you'll literally never use and couldn't even if you had to (from lack of preparedness and decisiveness, lack of physical strength, and probably pants shitting fright), and also lying about your 18 lb. body armor that's literally just an empty nylon Condor airsoft plate carrier without any plates in it.

What compels a person to publically LARP in such a way?
Being an amazingly angry and entitled but supremely cowardly tard who dreams of killing all those who mock him, but are forever too afraid and tarded to do it.
 

Mitt Doggy Dogg

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I'm with you on this. Welfare should be a crutch, not a free ride. It should help you get through hard times instead of carry you the whole way.
Phil is the perfect example of how the system can be manipulated to the point where Phil has zero responsibilities in life and still complains he doesn't get enough for free.
Of course there are plenty of people that use the system correctly. It's the shitty ones that draw attention.
I've put alot of thought into this and this tard is to damn stupid to work anywhere, even as a fry cook he would fail, any job he has would cost the company more then the 5-6 bucks they would pay him per hour not to mention all the employees that would get fed up with working with him and quit. I honestly think he's one of the rare cases its better to give him a few peanuts a month to live on.

If he gets between 8 n 1k then he probably has 150-300 a month after rent ( I assume electric+water is included in his rent) for food, antifagula super soakers , shitty tats , bicycle seats or whatever his retarded self wants to blow it on. So for the greater good its better to just let him squeakless in Seattle or wherever he lives

Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
I don't think I'll ever understand this desire to pretend like you're a super serious revolutionary foot soldier, evading capture and execution by your wits, carrying 6 different weapons on your person that you'll literally never use and couldn't even if you had to (from lack of preparedness and decisiveness, lack of physical strength, and probably pants shitting fright), and also lying about your 18 lb. body armor that's literally just an empty nylon Condor airsoft plate carrier without any plates in it.

What compels a person to publically LARP in such a way?

I think its a mix of Fear, What he thinks is Cool and What he thinks is powerful
 

AnOminous

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Being an amazingly angry and entitled but supremely cowardly tard who dreams of killing all those who mock him, but are forever too afraid and tarded to do it.

He looks half-terrified even in his selfies that he takes of him trying to look tough while standing alone in a room looking mean at nobody who is within 1,000 miles.
 

Misaki Nakahara

I ate Party Cheese Salad and lived
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He looks half-terrified even in his selfies.

He is. Phil has worked himself up into such a tizzy over alt-right paramilitary death squads (which obviously don't exist) that he lives in a perpetual state of anxiety.

It's fantastic. He's dug himself into a pit of anger and fear and frustration over an imaginary threat and there's no one who cares enough to pull him out of it. Just Phil, his stuffed animals and a growing pile of pizza boxes and Antifa hats.
 

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