Phil Forum Access -

[Null]

Because I am a psychotic that likes fucking with people in odd and pointless ways, access to the El Primero case files is closed to general public.

Threads about individuals that are not El Primero are now in this board, and I may turn this into a full-fledged Rat King forum which would make @chimpburgers cum in joy.

If you are a designated C.I.S. actor who needs access to El Primero, post here. I am giving supervisor powers to @chimpburgers, @Smutley, and @Ravenor and will send instructions to them on how to grant access to the El Premiro board. Our oldest users will be given access automatically.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Can I get access, plox?

 

[Pillow]

Reading about Phil interests me.

 

[An Ghost]

I came for cwc to the farms
But Phil quickly became a favorite
I can has access?

 

[facepalm]

I too would like access please.

 

[Clownshirt]

Phil's one of my favorites, plus I've been here for 100 years. May I have access?

 

[RI 360]

Access, please

Spoiler

 

[Lysistrata]

May I have access?

 

[CatParty]

Make me mod

 

[Kumquat]

I demand full, unrestricted access to every feature of this entire forum.

But if I can't have that, can I have access to El Primero instead?

 

[SP 199]

This is my porn stash please don't take it from me

 

[Cubanodun]

El primero? the first? so there was another before phil? im interested, i want access

 

[BillRiley]

Access plz kthnxbai!

 

[Null]

I would grant but I don't know who the phil regulars are. This is top secret after all.

 

[NQ 952]

I came here disappointed to see all the content gone.

This is the face of a goat about to cry, in shock.

 

[Ol' Slag]

If I could recieve access to the board, it would be great. Came for the lolcows and CWC and have found the insane antics of Phil to be amazing.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I would grant but I don't know who the phil regulars are. This is top secret after all.

Well when those in the know cameback, may I have access please.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Because I am a psychotic that likes fucking with people in odd and pointless ways, access to the El Primero case files is closed to general public.

Threads about individuals that are not El Primero are now in this board, and I may turn this into a full-fledged Rat King forum which would make @chimpburgers cum in joy.

If you are a designated C.I.S. actor who needs access to El Primero, post here. I am giving supervisor powers to @chimpburgers, @Smutley, and @Ravenor and will send instructions to them on how to grant access to the El Premiro board. Our oldest users will be given access automatically.

I am pleased by these recent developments, the ratkings have earned their own sub-forum away from relatively normal by comparison lols.

 

[Twrx]

May I have access please?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'm very interested to see how this plays out.