Phil, I have it on good authority there's free money in your wrists! -

[*Asterisk*]

Go nuts, motherfucker. I'm sure you'll find it.

 

[Positron]

He digs so shallow all he can get are skin flakes.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

He digs so shallow all he can get are skin flakes.

Actually his protective layer of cheese and ice-cream prevents self-harm of this nature. Nice try, OP.

 

[Pikonic]

Yeah but it's cis patriarchy money.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I'm kind of shocked that Phil hasn't started trying to sell his blood or sperm for money yet. Though I can imagine Phil being afraid of needles .

 

[Psycho]

I'm sure he'll be threatening self harm again, before too much longer. He doesn't need our encouragement.

 

[José Mourinho]

Great thread.