PHIL MUST PROVE HIS NON-OBESITY -

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CatParty

Boo
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this is a very simple proposition.

all phil has to do to get us off his back about his ballooning weight is to make a video getting on a scale and it reading "210" we need visual confirmation that it is him so he must appear on camera with proof of date and acknowledgement of this test.

this is very simple phil.

instead of writing text walls of insanity that prove nothing, just prove something you say is true.

instead of just looking for 4 or 5 asspats, prove it to the over 6,000 members here (including your account) that we are wrong.
 
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SpessCaptain

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His fat is useful, guys!

It's used as an extra layer to protect him from the cold hard winter months, create sweat and oils to deter any predators such as the police sub-species and is used to advertise that he is a fat fuck.
 

CatParty

Boo
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AND LYING OUT OF YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS
 

Smutley

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AND LYING OUT OF YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS

208 lbs on a 5'9'' body is still fat as fuck.

"Hey guys I used to be fat but I lost some weight and am still fat, go me!!!!"

edit: here, take science and compare

Using this website I looked up users at Phil's height/weight, and also ones that are closer to his actual body type.
http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/heightweight.html

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Which one is closer to Phil's current body type, huh?
 
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Thetan

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As @cat said, Phil should weigh himself at a clinic or doctor's office using one of those balance beam scales (that he can't fuck with). For good measure, he should take pics of him measuring himself, particularly his waist, thighs, and upper arms.
 

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