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Phil Phaces Phinancial Phears - In which our protagonist seems to have a consistent thought on his mind.

  • Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
auroraboreanaz

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Tl;dr: Phil is phucked. Expect some frantic shit in the next few days, and stay tuned for the next exciting chapter of Whiskey and Potatoes, the saga of Phil and Tor!

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Fuck does living in Portland have to do with this? Also ell oh fucking ell at him being androgynous on the feminine side. He spouts a lot of bullshit, but the idea that anyone, anywhere in the world would EVER mistake this fucking cheese golem as a pretty pretty princess might be the fucking winner.
 
Ravenor

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He's worried because he's flat broke, Slingblade hasn't helped one iota towards rent and he's left to shoulder the burden and he's paying nearly the full wack for his apartment (around $700 a month) and he's only got about $200 left after that - and considering how much he's spending on frivolities at the same time he's just flat out panicking.
 
MasterDisaster

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So he's got an inspection come Friday and he's screaming for money. Odd how he just went and got a new tattoo, gosh, where did the money for that come from?

But seriously seeing him get called out by someone over his constant bitching is a nice change of pace. Maybe that'll be pinprick that starts the others in as well. Perhaps all it took was one of them standing up and pointing out that just because he's...well, Phil..doesn't mean you're obligated to drop whatever the fuck you're doing and heed his beck and call. I hope other troons call him out on this
 
Darndirty

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@DT.Miller. don't Phil's "friends" encourage Phil to stand up to torren or at least ask WHY torren can't help out with rent. I just don't understand why Phil puts up with with that with no push back. I mean i know Phil is afraid to be alone I guess but, you would think Phil would be able to shame torren into helping.

Ps I know Phil doesn't have actual friends but surely when he explains his situation the first question has to be why doesn't your roommate help out.

Also what do you think the chances of Phil actually an heroing if he found himself homeless again
Also i love the threat of major war of he gets evicted, little do the people on his friends list know, by war he means his imaginary country will commit war crimes against the brave American people


Last edit- he says he recentlyrics got alot of attention for something political he posted, what was that I must have missed it. Unless I didn't and am just forgetful.
 
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obliviousbeard

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So what's happening here? He speaks like he's missing some rent money, and has inspection coming up next friday? Are those two things tied together somehow, or just general bouncing and squeaking?

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Also what do you think the chances of Phil actually an heroing if he found himself homeless again
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About as likely as Phil getting vaginoplasty. He's too much of a rodent for that, he'd just go on looking for new place to trash and new people to scam.
 
Ravenor

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Darndirty said:
@DT.Miller. don't Phil's "friends" encourage Phil to stand up to torren or at least ask WHY torren can't help out with rent. I just don't understand why Phil puts up with with that with no push back. I mean i know Phil is afraid to be alone I guess but, you would think Phil would be able to shame torren into helping.

Ps I know Phil doesn't have actual friends but surely when he explains his situation the first question has to be why doesn't your roommate help out.

Also what do you think the chances of Phil actually an heroing if he found himself homeless again
Also i love the threat of major war of he gets evicted, little do the people on his friends list know, by war he means his imaginary country will commit war crimes against the brave American people
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It's simply because most of them are on his list for a few reasons -

1)Out of pity for the poor tard.
2) They added him and are now regretting it.
3) They are kiwi's.
4) The small ever growing set of field agents who are just as interested in how this will all end as us.

Most of them simply don't care about him, and Phil lacks a backbone so he won't stand up to torren especially when he's had a few he's not a nice drunk and Phil is genuinely intimidated by him.

As for the Suicide thing? It's never going to happen intentionally, he may stand on a bridge facebooking for asspats and a gust of wind from a passing truck makes that decision for him, or he may go out into the woods again with his bondage crap and not get himself free, or he might be genuinely homeless during a particularly nasty winter (no more free room an board for Phil as he's burned every last bridge) only to be found when some poor sod walking his dog finds his bloated corpse, but he'll never go as far as killing himself intentionally he's far to narcissistic to do it.

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Wait, the flat is so bad he can't clean it in three days? Three whole days? Is that some Hoarders level shit in there?
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He's really fucked the place up, his neighbours have complained about the smell and his noise levels.
 
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Darndirty

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DT.Miller said:
He's really fucked the place up, his neighbours have complained about the smell and his noise levels.
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Ugh could you imagine living beside or below them. Personally I'd be calling every day to complain until they did something.

@DT.Miller do you know if there's ever been a physical confrontation between the 2?


Man guys, I might dislike torren even more then I dislike Phil these days.

Now that I really think about it, Phil is the perfect person for someone like torren to take advantage of/abuse he's isolated himself from everyone, even the people who he thinks are his friends, aren't really. He's cried wolf so many times no one believes him, he has no family, he's slow in da mind, he's easily intimidated. Damn I kinda feel sorry for the spud.
 
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