Phil tells us how he starts his day 20/07/16 - Claims to spend several hours each day grooming himself
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Good lying skills phil
You can check online it currently has zero occupancy.
http://www.sos-shelter.org
Predicting phils excuse
"False flag to lure away kiwi agents"
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The Man With No Name
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Phil wakes up at the ass crack of noon every day, smears a liberal amount of grease on his face, jacks it a few times to the thought of bicycles, and then hobbles out of the bridge he was beneath.
That part might be closer to true than the rest of the bs Phil gives us. Judging by the time the post went up, Phil made the post at about 4:15 AM. Might not be exacty 3:00 AM, but still pretty damn early. Can't say if he wakes up at that hour consistently, though.
There's no mention of a shower anywhere in his schedule...
Ive added the date to the thread title, please do this yourself in future.
This needs repeated: Phil is claiming to be in a center that no longer exists because he's the biggest idiot in the world.
He's going to continue this lie forever for the 3 people stupid enough to continue believing him. If this center was open, I think they probably wouldn't like a fat potato claiming he's too "aloof" to deal with a free place to sleep at night out of the elements. I know he doesn't know what that word means because he just wanted something with an A to go with alert, but that's some pretty high and mighty shit from a guy who poops under a bridge.
The word he looked for was "autistic".
I figure he meant to say "foof"
That was a thing for ten minutes.
Maybe this was his pristine christine moment
[GALLERY=media, 2255]SOS-closed by MMX posted Jul 20, 2016 at 2:06 PM[/GALLERY]
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He really loves that decade old "...is a hell of a drug" reference
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Honestly he's making this easy.
