Phil, the only person in the world who can tell who is cis, and who isn't. -

[Twrx]

Phil can apparently tell who is cis, and who isn't. It would also seem mountian dew is equivalent to meth.

 

[kookerpie]

But sjw's also claim that you can't spot a tranny, so be careful of those pronouns kids.

 

[Bassomatic]

Well I know one thing, Phil isn't a Mexi kin.

Rimshot.

 

[Trombonista]

I think he's mistaking Mountain Dew for Jolt.

 

[Ja'mie]

Phil can apparently tell who is cis, and who isn't. It would also seem mountian dew is equivalent to meth.

Somebody needs to go get our Kiwi.

 

[A Ghost]

huh must be a super power trans people have that they can tell who is trans just by looking at them

 

[The Dude]

Phil should know that no Kiwi would stoop so low as to ride the fucking bus like some smelly hobo.

 

[Positron]

Phil should know that no Kiwi would stoop so low as to ride the fucking bus like some smelly hobo.

Oh we do when we're on a covert mission. But we make sure we MANSPREAD to instill fear among the populace, in the true TERRORIST manner.

 

[AN/ALR56]

This fat manchild also could tell what someone is,even if they are not.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You know how CWC thought there were a ridiculous number of fans of Sonichu? I'm guessing Phil thinks that every cis guy has a decent chance of being a Kiwi. Who knew the site was that popular?

 

[The Dude]

There are plenty of gay and lesbian cops. My Dad worked with quite a few when he was an officer. But, just like all Kiwi Farmers MUST be #GamerGate, all cops MUST be cis because Phil doesn't like them and demonizes everything he feels "oppresses" him.

 

[YI 457]

Phil can apparently tell who is cis, and who isn't. It would also seem mountian dew is equivalent to meth.

Charge your battery, Phil. You lazy fuck.

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

Phil can apparently tell who is cis, and who isn't. It would also seem mountian dew is equivalent to meth.

Oh dear godbear. That hairline. Those dark shades. The posture and and scrawny arms the weak chin line! Oh God that chin-line!... Can someone confirm a location on the commander? I need a goddamn readout of the map location of Commander Jace ASAP. Yesterday people move it! move it! move it!

 

[Superior Watermelon]

If Phil thinks this dude is a Kiwi Farms user, he's going to start getting mad paranoia about us stalking him IRL.

 

[Twrx]

If Phil thinks this dude is a Kiwi Farms user, he's going to start getting mad paranoia about us stalking him IRL.

>implying he isn't already paranoid

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

>implying he isn't already paranoid

How is he paranoid? Look at the facts.

We said something mean about him on the internet that one time and he opened a whole front in a shadow war with a enemy only he is aware exists, and of course the enemy has infinite power, and he has to take limitless precautions regardless of context and....

Alright you win this time you CISHET Latinx bashing gamer-gater.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

If Phil thinks this dude is a Kiwi Farms user, he's going to start getting mad paranoia about us stalking him IRL.

Phil is catching on to the fact that every single cis person in the world is in fact an undercover kiwi