Philip P. Burnell (20-10323) -

[DragoonSierra]

I'd ask why someone would need that much lube, but I'm pretty sure I don't want the answer.

a hospital?

 

[teriyakiburns]

I'd ask why someone would need that much lube, but I'm pretty sure I don't want the answer.

Movie special effects. They use of every time you see any kind of slime or goop.

 

[kcbbq]

Movie special effects. They use of every time you see any kind of slime or goop.

Yeah. DIY is extremely cheap, but it's pretty much an ideal bacteria growing medium. Commercial lube has preservatives. DIY is a Wuhan wet market after a day or two and smells almost as terrible.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Yeah. DIY is extremely cheap, but it's pretty much an ideal bacteria growing medium. Commercial lube has preservatives. DIY is a Wuhan wet market after a day or two and smells almost as terrible.

I didnt even know lube had preservatives thanks.

 

[kcbbq]

I didnt even know lube had preservatives thanks.

Water based lube does, at least.

1/4 teaspoon of xanthan gum in a cup of water iirc is pretty common homemade lube recipe. It's fun stuff, it'll turn pretty much any liquid into a gel.

Everyone should have a jar of it to play with, it's really cheap and easy enough to find because of the gluten-free fad, a lot of recipes use it. A half pound is like $8 on Amazon if you need to make bathtubs full of lube.

 

[James Smith]

DSP has a meeting with the trustee, potentially with his creditors too, on March 5 to discuss his filing. It's entirely possible his bankruptcy approach will fall apart at that point. There will be an official recording available according to a staff member there, so we'll get that eventually. There may also be people in attendance taking notes but I don't really know for sure that's allowed.

 

[AnOminous]

DSP has a meeting with the trustee, potentially with his creditors too, on March 5 to discuss his filing. It's entirely possible his bankruptcy approach will fall apart at that point. There will be an official recording available according to a staff member there, so we'll get that eventually. There may also be people in attendance taking notes but I don't really know for sure that's allowed.

I forget whether I reported this wrong, but the judge actually isn't at the 341 meeting. The trustee will be, though, and any creditors (maybe none) who want to show up, the debtor, and counsel. They are supposed to be public as well. There may be little of interest that happens, although the trustee could grill Phil on his obvious bullshit.

I almost expect that since it really is obvious. It's not at all subtle. I'm just not sure how much hard charging gets done at these meetings.

 

[AprilRains]

341 meetings are short and generally polite. I've never seen a single case given more than ten minutes. Frequently the creditors don't show, and the trustee has had plenty of opportunity to ask questions of the debtor (s) before the meeting happens.

The one way he can fuck himself is by lying. Mistakes don't come much bigger than lying under oath. The worst truthful answer is better than a lie.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

341 meetings are short and generally polite. I've never seen a single case given more than ten minutes. Frequently the creditors don't show, and the trustee has had plenty of opportunity to ask questions of the debtor (s) before the meeting happens.

The one way he can fuck himself is by lying. Mistakes don't come much bigger than lying under oath. The worst truthful answer is better than a lie.

So Phil is screwed then? Lying to him is much more natural than simply telling the truth

 

[DragoonSierra]

So Phil is screwed then? Lying to him is much more natural than simply telling the truth

Yeah but is phil that dumb to think he can get away with it? Like with Chris we all know he lies, cheats and is an asshole but hes usually respectful to judges (not cops tho). Not even Chris is retarded enough to disrespect the court.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah but is phil that dumb to think he can get away with it? Like with Chris we all know he lies, cheats and is an asshole but hes usually respectful to judges (not cops tho). Not even Chris is exceptional enough to disrespect the court.

He was belching and farting and making autistic noises and had to be shut up by Barb last time he was seen in court.

 

[James Smith]

New document attached, just a certification that he took a financial management class. I'm sure that class will prevent him from ever making these mistakes (such as "want it, buy it") again.

 

[Kosher Dill]

New document attached, just a certification that he took a financial management class.

"I am a mature adult with a business degree!"

 

[Slimy Time]

New document attached, just a certification that he took a financial management class. I'm sure that class will prevent him from ever making these mistakes (such as "want it, buy it") again.

I wonder what that entailled? Was it one session of being told how not to further fuck himself? Can you imagine having to instruct this jackass?

 

[I can't imagine]

I wonder what that entailled? Was it one session of being told how not to further fuck himself? Can you imagine having to instruct this jackass?

Looks like it was an online class from Greenpath. It doesn't say which one, but I'd assume it's the standard explainer on how credit scores work, managing debt, budgeting. Y'know, stuff you probably should know by the time you're buying a house and all, but then again, it is Phil.

 

[James Smith]

Y'know, stuff you probably should know by the time you're buying a house the holder of a finance degree and all, but then again, it is Phil.

Fixed that for you.

Update: DSP didn't show up to his meeting today. Neither did his attorney. He was called, didn't answer, and someone who works in his attorney's firm asked for a reschedule.

 

[Banh Xeo]

And here I am stressing about my 10k in student loans and a grand on my cards. How did he even get chase and boa to give him that much money?

I fucked up when I was 18 on my first card with a $500 limit and it’s been a massive struggle to get any limit over 5k, much less new cards, how the hell do you even get that far

 

[James Smith]

And here I am stressing about my 10k in student loans and a grand on my cards. How did he even get chase and boa to give him that much money?

I fucked up when I was 18 on my first card with a $500 limit and it’s been a massive struggle to get any limit over 5k, much less new cards, how the hell do you even get that far

You earn upwards of $300K/year.

 

[DragoonSierra]

So whats next? Same thing on 26th? No punishment for being a no show?

You earn upwards of $300K/year.

Was that his peak?

 

[James Smith]

Was that his peak?

We don't actually know, but from CPM and viewership at the time it's unlikely he was making that little at his peak.