Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

Optimus Prime

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That's because you can be a spoiled, insuffurable brat at pretty much any tax bracket.
Despite his bitching Phil legit wants for nothing; he spends his money on whatever frivolous shit his heart desires and has his rent paid. plenty of food to eat and his bills all paid. 90% of that is government funded so he can't go on a huge shopping spree, but if you take a look at Phil's history as we know it, he's never truly been without.
He's rich kid poor and fat kid anorexic; you know when a rich kid complains they can't afford a three course meal AND desert so they're poor? Or a fat person claims they're starving themselves because they haven't eaten in five whole hours and it's the hungriest they've ever been? That's Phil, although he skirts the line a little closer than some.

source: been actual poor with no safety nets.

important note: am very drunk.
While true, Phil is eternally unhappy because his little antifa super soldier dream is a lie, he knows it, and his only companion in life is a drunk ogre who took over his bedroom.

He is able to survive, sure, but on government handout he doesn't really know how to live.
 

Triggered Fivehead

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While true, Phil is eternally unhappy because his little antifa super soldier dream is a lie, he knows it, and his only companion in life is a drunk ogre who took over his bedroom.

He is able to survive, sure, but on government handout he doesn't really know how to live.
It would be sad if he hadn't made his own bed sofa.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard

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You do realise that Kiwi Farms users come from all accross the political spectrum, Phil? Including anarchists and commies. They just like to laugh at people who act like assholes online (like you). That's the beauty of the Farms - no political group is immune from mockery, and idiots come from all walks of life (and political colours).
 

Tragi-Chan

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why haven’t you killed them with your super soldier skills Philip
You do realise that Kiwi Farms users come from all accross the political spectrum, Phil? Including anarchists and commies. They just like to laugh at people who act like assholes online (like you). That's the beauty of the Farms - no political group is immune from mockery, and idiots come from all walks of life (and political colours).
Phil should understand, being a right-wing racist who pretends to be a left-wing anarchist.
 

Hellfire

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His PayPal, previously "limited", is now banned. I'm not sure if there is a difference as I never used PayPal.
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So if he was banned over a week ago, that would put the Paypal ban maybe between February 3rd to the 14th. It likely was around February 12th as that was when Phil tweeted about it "not working out" with the squatter again.

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AnOminous

do you see what happens
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So if he was banned over a week ago, that would put the Paypal ban maybe between February 3rd to the 14th. It likely was around February 12th as that was when Phil tweeted about it "not working out" with the squatter again.

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I do so hope that Jon beats the shit out of him at least once before leaving.
 

The Dude

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Phil has said (and done) a lot...I mean a lot of stupid, ridiculous, fucktarded shit in his life. But to me, this whole "Antifa Prime/Crime Minister" bullshit has got to top them all, and on so many levels. It makes absolutely no sense. Antifa isn't a country. There aren't ranks or titles in Antifa. Phil claims to be an anarchist, so the whole idea of prime ministers should be the antithesis of what he stands (well, sits) for. And he's too fucking terrified of getting arrested and having his TardBux rowboat sunk to break the law.

Yes I realize Phil is too stupid to understand why it's fucktarded and it's just something he and his new Ain't-ifa playmates are doing to feel like they're important and are participating with the real Antifa activists. But it's just so stupid and cringey. You could almost feel embarrassed for him if he wasn't such an insufferable turd.

Edit: why does Phil need a second deadbolt on his door? What happened to the totally real, totally not airsoft, seriously you guys it's real, gun he got? What about all the Super-Duper Sooper Slobber training he's been doing with the other members of the Ain't-ifa 86ed Chair-Borne SpEd Ops? You'd think that a total badass like Phil, who is constantly reminding anyone he sees that he's totally not a-scared of being killed or tortured, would feel confident enough in his skills to be able to defend his apartment. Especially since the Ain't-ifa Barracks is so close to the door and he should be able to snap into action and brutally shred to pieces any home invaders or Kiwi Farms assassins.
 
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I hope this does happen for a lot of reasons, but this isn't the first time they've tried this stunt.

I'll wait till tatters has his own bed back, well floor as toren will take the bed. I have a gut feeling it's just another pity show scam or best of all try to throw us off and then the dumb shits blow their own cover.
 

Tragi-Chan

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I hope this does happen for a lot of reasons, but this isn't the first time they've tried this stunt.

I'll wait till tatters has his own bed back, well floor as toren will take the bed. I have a gut feeling it's just another pity show scam or best of all try to throw us off and then the dumb shits blow their own cover.
Yeah, I’m inclined to think the same. There’s something weird going on here - a few weeks ago Phil was talking about how he had to pay for his “civilian girlfriend” to eat. Now they can’t share an apartment. There’s more going on than we’re being told.
 

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