Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

Adamska

Last Gunman
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Can't resist the temptation to migrate like a exceptional penguin again Phil? Because I remember quite fondly you crowing about your little trips from Oakland to Portland back when you were deemed people in Oakland.

Bet it's to the gun range up in Ain't ifa again due to feeling like the powerless anger filled mong he is.
 

ADN_VIII

I need more coffee
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I'll never understand what it is with certain tranny aspies and unemployment, why they think it's a good idea for them not to clean themselves up and get work after being through such dire straits: they see the world working around them, they know jobs are a thing that people have, they know jobs pay people money.
Because a lot of them make themselves unhirable even at Goodwill, they often end up falling in with "communists" who think communism starts and ends with the to each according to need stuff. The only thing preventing spud from working is that he's hideous and no employer wants an employee like him. When I hired for Target I generally preferred actual exceptional individuals to troons. They were universally hard workers and always polite.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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Because a lot of them make themselves unhirable even at Goodwill, they often end up falling in with "communists" who think communism starts and ends with the to each according to need stuff. The only thing preventing spud from working is that he's hideous and no employer wants an employee like him. When I hired for Target I generally preferred actual exceptional individuals to troons. They were universally hard workers and always polite.
Even then they're fucking idiots and possibly illiterate. It's "To each according to their need". Not "To each according to whatever rétarded desire crosses their Autistic brain". Food, shelter, clothing (not overpriced Hot Topic shit), medical care...those are all needs...the necessities. Airsoft toys, cosplay, tattoos, mall ninja weapons, stylish clothes, bondage gear...all luxuries, and luxury is antithetical to Communist ideals.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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Four days out in the woods? Pretty sure his true nature is gonna creep out at some point. Don't be surprised if he comes back hating Antifa.
This is going to happen sooner or later. Even working on the basis that the other Antifags are also tubby pleather-clad failures like Phil. What’s going to happen is that either they get tired of Phil’s constant demands for financial solidarity and insistence that he’s in charge while contributing nothing, or they won’t be able to help him out and he’ll move on to HAES or Islam or something.

He’s already starting to have his doubts. He’s started bringing up stuff like his trans status and his homeless period. Clearly he was expecting that calling himself “Antifa Crime Minister” would net him some material benefits, maybe even a little light worship.
 

ADN_VIII

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Even then they're fucking idiots and possibly illiterate. It's "To each according to their need". Not "To each according to whatever rétarded desire crosses their Autistic brain". Food, shelter, clothing (not overpriced Hot Topic shit), medical care...those are all needs...the necessities. Airsoft toys, cosplay, tattoos, mall ninja weapons, stylish clothes, bondage gear...all luxuries, and luxury is antithetical to Communist ideals.
Yes but you give them too much credit. To them things like striped socks and bad dragons and bondage gear are things they think they need. To them, this is not incompatible with communism.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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Yes but you give them too much credit. To them things like striped socks and bad dragons and bondage gear are things they think they need. To them, this is not incompatible with communism.
I'm becoming fairly certain that most of these mongos who believe that "Communism = I get all the shit I want and don't have to work" were stabbed in the brain with coat hangers while in the womb. It would explain a lot, especially with Phil. Well, in Phil's case it was a coat hanger to the brain and swimming in booze while in the womb.
 

Coldgrip

Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.
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...and insistence that he’s in charge while contributing nothing,...
This I think is going to be the major thing. Remember when he was at the Black and Red cafe? How he liked to go around pretending he was security when the only reason he didn't get the shit kicked out of him was because he the owner took pity on him? His ego is going to demand that he be treated like royalty and the rest of his little group of antifaggot tards won't tolerate it.

Either that or he gets lost on a snipe hunt and his body isn't discovered until September be a couple of hikers.
 

Mr Snek

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I'm willing to bet that Phil won't last two days on his super spud training, he'll get hungry for pizza and come back citing an injury or something. And the training itself will be Phil standing around in his mall ninja gear in a camp site or something, occasionally shooting a tree with his airsoft guns, refusing to do any form of exercise and tweeting about how he's gonna wreck those proud boys when he gets back.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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You know Phil is going to only pack worthless shit and power fantasy props like his airsoft guns, $30 tactical vest, pepper spray fogger, tranny bat, handcuffs, and at least 20 dull 440A stainless steel mall ninja knives, and bring nothing useful with him like, you know, proper clothing layers for when the temperature changes, camp stove, lights or lantern, toilet paper (oh yeah, Phil doesn't wipe lol), or anything else actually useful. Probably won't even take food and just expects the people he's going with to cook and feed him.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
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You know Phil is going to only pack worthless shit and power fantasy props like his airsoft guns, $30 tactical vest, pepper spray fogger, tranny bat, handcuffs, and at least 20 dull 440A stainless steel mall ninja knives, and bring nothing useful with him like, you know, proper clothing layers for when the temperature changes, camp stove, lights or lantern, toilet paper (oh yeah, Phil doesn't wipe lol), or anything else actually useful. Probably won't even take food and just expects the people he's going with to cook and feed him.
Don't forget the 'antifa koozy'! If ever there was a useless piece of branded bullshit not worth a cent but Phil bought it anyway, that's one. It'd be utterly useless for a long weekend out in the woods too, but that undoubtedly won't stop him.

Starting to think Phil would buy anything if it had an antifa logo on it.
 

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