Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

Qi Meng Dealer
I love how Phil always says "Any donations piss off Kiwi Farms" in his begging posts, as if anyone else besides him gives a shit about us. And I can't think of a single time any of us got pissed over him getting money from suckers. We just make fun of him for being a lazy loser who is shit with money, and make fun of the rubes who give him their money because Phil is a consumer whore who will just waste that money on worthless shit. Kiwis don't get mad, we laugh.
I suspect Phil likes to create a narrative that we get mad just so he could tell himself that he has some semblance of power in this world, that he matters. He should be thankful he lives in capitalist America. Put him in a real third-world country, and he'd probably be grasping onto dear life as he battles with real homelessness without charity shelters or disability income.

You're only broke because you're too lazy to get a job. It's hilarious the mental gymnastics these bums do to justify not working. These lazy bums speak as if they're located in war-torn, drought-ravaged areas in Africa when fast food joints with service crew openings are, like, 5 minutes away from where they are. Those joints don't even care if you identify as an Apache helicopter as long as you flip burgers correctly.

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
True & Honest Fan
If he's such a crime minister why doesn't he just steal $120? Why is he even paying utilities to the Man in the first place?
Because if he actually committed any crimes he would risk losing his Tugboat, apartment, and access to all those sweet social programs that allow him to continue to avoid getting a job.

Just a fag

the AGP of it all
I love how these "anarchist" Antifa clowns use titles like 'Mayor' and 'Minister' when those are titles for positions within an established government they are supposedly fighting against.

EDIT: I'm entirely convinced this kind of behavior is what happens when you never entirely outgrow RPing anime characters but you also happen to be autistic as fuck.
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True defective
True & Honest Fan
Nah, the idiot's name is Conrad and he is now banned too.
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Strange that this Antifaggot Soyboy didn't commiserate Phil getting banned. :story:
So is constructing a sentence like that some 4d chess way ban evasion / beating surveillance or because they are simply exceptional

Didn’t Tweak and Phil have a falling out at some point back in the day due to Phil’s behavior, or is this a different individual waste of taxpayer money?
I have a vague memory of Phil trying to date him or something.
Mike only uses the tweaker alias on the farm. Last I checked he has no contact with Phil and is getting on with a drama free life.y

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
True & Honest Fan
I’m not usually in favour of the suppression of free speech, but it does amuse me when these keyboard warriors proclaim how badass they are, only to get shut down by some low-level soyboy at Twitter HQ.
Free speech doesn't apply to social media like Twitter. It's a private entity/website and is able to do as it wishes. When someone signs up for a Twitter account they agree to certain rules and guidelines stating what kind of content the user is allowed to post, such as no pornograhy or abusive/violent/threatening language. If that member violates those rules and guidelines, then Twitter can do whatever they want with the account. The user doesn't own their account, Twitter does. It's just like if someone were to come into your house and starts being abusive, you have a right to kick them out of your home because that's your private property. But these entitled, self-centered special snowflakes like Phil and his playmates don't get that.


Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.
Because if he actually committed any crimes he would risk losing his Tugboat, apartment, and access to all those sweet social programs that allow him to continue to avoid getting a job.
Good chance he'd either catch a beating or a bullet too. Even a stupid little tuber like Phil knows that he'd get his ass kicked for attempting to pull off any sort of criminal activity like robbing people or a store.

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