I suspect Phil likes to create a narrative that we get mad just so he could tell himself that he has some semblance of power in this world, that he matters. He should be thankful he lives in capitalist America. Put him in a real third-world country, and he'd probably be grasping onto dear life as he battles with real homelessness without charity shelters or disability income.I love how Phil always says "Any donations piss off Kiwi Farms" in his begging posts, as if anyone else besides him gives a shit about us. And I can't think of a single time any of us got pissed over him getting money from suckers. We just make fun of him for being a lazy loser who is shit with money, and make fun of the rubes who give him their money because Phil is a consumer whore who will just waste that money on worthless shit. Kiwis don't get mad, we laugh.
You're only broke because you're too lazy to get a job. It's hilarious the mental gymnastics these bums do to justify not working. These lazy bums speak as if they're located in war-torn, drought-ravaged areas in Africa when fast food joints with service crew openings are, like, 5 minutes away from where they are. Those joints don't even care if you identify as an Apache helicopter as long as you flip burgers correctly.