Phil's Dark Skin Anxiety - Strong Conditioned Response or Garden Variety Racism?

[ProvenWrong]

https://youtu.be/9P_J3vfvQZM
@42:10. I've heard Phil say Nigga on Heavy Rain, but never the hard R.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

https://youtu.be/9P_J3vfvQZM
@42:10. I've heard Phil say Nigga on Heavy Rain, but never the hard R.

The best part is that the thing he's talking about in that clip is Booker T saying "Hulk Hogan, we comin' for you nigga!" so DSP's mind just defaulted to the hard R.

 

[Schmeckel]

The best part is that the thing he's talking about in that clip is Booker T saying "Hulk Hogan, we comin' for you nigga!" so DSP's mind just defaulted to the hard R.

Spoiler: For those that may be curious

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

"I'm naht racist!"

"I grew up around minorities and I was the odd one out because my culture was about being clean and pristine..."

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

"I'm naht racist!"

"I grew up around minorities and I was the odd one out because my culture was about being clean and pristine..."

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This is hysterical. How have I never seen this clip before? The fact that he thinks non-white children exclusively break their toys and slobber all over them is hilarious. I love the "my culture is about being pristine." You might as well say "my culture doesn't believe in living close to those dirty african nation people because our perfect lily-white neighborhood and picket fences because they taint everything." For God's sakes, Phil choose your words carefully (the part about Puerto Ricans may hold some truth to it tbh)

And It's not like all boys have fun with their toys and play rough right? I guaran-fucking-tee this dude probably never let anyone play with his toys being the stingy fuck he is. Probably because he was raised to think that the black people in his neighborhood would steal them just like the bike story. I bet you his mom probably bought him baby wipes and told him to wipe his toys off anytime he played with them because they might have cooties on them. So much for being pristine now, huh?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The other kids were confused that Phil's parents were different from their parents? What!? Doesn't every kid have scheduled supervised playtime in the attic with their dad?

Scheduled attic playtime with daddy...

 

[DeeTracktor]

''I had one friend who was...uhh...black''

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This is hysterical. How have I never seen this clip before? The fact that he thinks non-white children exclusively break their toys and slobber all over them is hilarious. I love the "my culture is about being pristine." You might as well say "my culture doesn't believe in living close to those dirty african nation people because our perfect lily-white neighborhood and picket fences because they taint everything." For God's sakes, Phil choose your words carefully (the part about Puerto Ricans may hold some truth to it tbh)

And It's not like all boys have fun with their toys and play rough right? I guaran-fucking-tee this dude probably never let anyone play with his toys being the stingy fuck he is. Probably because he was raised to think that the black people in his neighborhood would steal them just like the bike story. I bet you his mom probably bought him baby wipes and told him to wipe his toys off anytime he played with them because they might have cooties on them. So much for being pristine now, huh?

Coming from the guy who never cleans his house and showers twice a week.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

"I'm naht racist!"

"I grew up around minorities and I was the odd one out because my culture was about being clean and pristine..."

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This could actually be the most racist thing he’s ever said, and that’s saying a LOT.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

As usual he's using pignosis language here. He says he had a culture of being clean and pristine, when what he actually means is he had helicopter parents that micromanaged what kind of fun little Phil could have with his toys.

In an attempt to fluff up his childhood and how unique he was as a kid, he ends up sounding like a racist dickhead.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

To say that Phil isn't racist is like saying he wasn't half a million dollars in debt. Remember when he first introduced Pandalee with the famous annotation "PandaLee isn't Asian. That is all." A mature adult wouldn't care or say that. I digress. While he bites his nails when he see's a brotha on screen, let's never forget when he saw a Sikh walk in while him, John and Howard were having lunch.

DSP Tries It: Rare Racist Moment

Couldn't find this clip on YouTube so I thought I'd upload it for archival purposes. Racism is bad Phil.Original Upload Date: 7/24/10

www.youtube.com

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil isn't racist he had a black friend once.


Couldn't find the power level so I put some mermaids

People see me as pretty racist. However one time I got real drunk at the bar and blacked out. I came to, and was making out with Marquasha. All my friends were like, "Yo, I thought you were racist. You're making out with a black girl."

Guess I'm not racist either.

 

[Personal Jesus]

I'm not racist okay? *Snort* Why do you think I have the word "Dark" in my name? Its to show my support for the darkies!

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

https://youtu.be/9P_J3vfvQZM
@42:10. I've heard Phil say Nigga on Heavy Rain, but never the hard R.

Here you go. In one clip he says "nigger" and "nigga," he really is a variety streamer!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Here you go. In one clip he says "nigger" and "nigga," he really is a variety streamer!

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I don't think Phil even speaks Nigger.

 

[UncleTusky]

Swiped from a stream last week, courtesy of DeeTracktor in the "Phil has a clinical gambling addiction" thread:

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

. However one time I got real drunk at the bar and blacked out. I came to, and was making out with Marquasha

We need a puke reaction

 

[LiquidCancer]

He was trying everything possible to avoid biting his fingernails during this. He squeezed his hands together, rubbed his goatee and pinched his mustache repeatedly.

 

[Samael Yoshitsuna]

Here's an older one. Phil tries to ad lib during a rapping segment in some shovelware party game, and his mind goes straight to apes for some reason.

Even Rambo is taken aback ("what did you say?")

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It never fails to amuse me whenever Phil's behavior gets modified in some way by our words here, because on top of it displaying how much we've touched a nerve (which only ever really happens when we're right), it goes to show how much more we matter than his retards do. He'll even turn his back on money if reaching for it means getting made fun of by us.

So the whalechairs can go ahead and keep "owning" us with their tips, they'll never own Phil the way we do.

As for his blatant racism against blacks, I'm at a loss as to where it came from, because if he has any stories about getting his ass kicked by a black kid, or something along those lines, he refuses to share it. Which, quite frankly, makes him look even more guilty, because it means he can't bring himself to try and justify his attitude, which is quite a rare thing with him. And nothing else he tells about his past gives any clues, at least not that I know of.

Makes me wish we could learn more about his parents, and NOT through Phil's filter, because I get the feeling that might explain this... and a lot of other things.