Megathread Phil's Death Threats Megathread (latest 3/16) -

[Splendid]

I've decided to make a megathread for all of the times that ADF threatens Donald Trump because frankly it's getting a little ridiculous for us to have a new thread every time he posts an update on it. We did this before when he was updating us on his weight multiple times a day too.

Be sure to let me know if I miss an update. I want to keep all of them from now on linked in the OP.

Times Phil has threatened a presidential candidate: (summary/date and time):

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[VLAD]

The spell only works if you don't wipe your ass.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Wouldn't it be suspanic not herspanic

 

[Randy Lahey]

Too bad Trump's hair piece gives him +100 resist magic.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil, you made your final error.

This is a legal written threat, I'm calling the Gamer Gate influenced FBI they are coming and in Gitmo they will burn off all your tatoos with Italy flags and install a second set of balls.

Also Donald Trump for all the good and bad you can say about him, doesn't sleep under a bridge and isn't about to get SWATTED by the CIS army.

 

[Hyperion]

Ah yes witchcraft. The final gambit of a butthurt autist. Maybe Phil should put Lego trump in a jar and shake it while chanting CURSE-YA-HAME-HA

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Trump should just start using Phil as campaign fodder. ANYONE would vote for him if it meant that the alternative was being on the same side as Phil.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

That's not Phil, that's a picture posted by one of Phil's enablers.

Phil has loads of time on his hands, but still doesn't care enough to protest. Then again, Trump knows he'd wste his time holding a rally on the Left Coast, more protesters than supporters would turn out.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Chris's Curse-ye-ha-me-has and other Voodoo tricks had more effect.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

A preacher once told me that brujería only brings suffering, madness, male baldness, obesity, homelessness and terrible body odor. Guess he knew what he was talking about.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Even the most Anti-Trump people I know would look at this and laugh.

 

[CWCissey]

Stuff like this just makes Trump's wins funny rather than shit your pants scary.

 

[Coldgrip]

That's not Phil, that's a picture posted by one of Phil's enablers.

Do we know who it is and do they have a thread?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Do we know who it is and do they have a thread?

Vanessa Marie Gonzalez. Her background picture is the picture in OP, so I trust it's her.

She's just another preachy latina. God knows why she's friends with Phil -a cursory glance at his facebook page would convince anyone he's either making some weird joke or he's a crazy cross-dresser.

 

[Xarpho]

Vanessa Marie Gonzalez. Her background picture is the picture in OP, so I trust it's her.

She's just another preachy latina. God knows why she's friends with Phil -a cursory glance at his facebook page would convince anyone he's either making some weird joke or he's a crazy cross-dresser.

At least that a) she is actually of Latin America descent instead of a delusional white dude, and b) actually put the effort to make a sign. Phil would rather just scream on Facebook or if he's feeling feisty, make a small sketch in his notebook.

 

[kobebyarlant]

I can't wait for Trump to win. The salt you could mine from that would put Timbuktu out of business.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I'll merge the other threads into this.
EDIT: Okay, I can't actually merge threads. Someone else needs to do it.

 

[Bassomatic]

I can't wait for Trump to win. The salt you could mine from that would put Timbuktu out of business.

The only thing that's funnier is if/when Trump wins, Phil will stay here not deported and still collect welfare, his life won't change at all and the amount of self induced made up ass rage will grow by exponents.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Hey Harel, think about this.

Trump, whether the doubters agree or not, will grant us all a new lease on life.

 

[Psycho]

Well, if he was still fapping over Naruto, we could probably expect him to draw a picture of Trump getting shot by Sasuke. I'm not sure what he'll do this time, though. Maybe he'll get Trump being decapitated tattoo'd onto his forehead.