Phil's Discomfort with Sex and Romance -

Hadidecount1990

War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
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Maybe it could be that Panda was just as sex crazy as him? So how he acted was fine because they were both the same. And the little we've seen of Kat, she's just that, a potato. Bland and boring. She obviously doesn't have the same sex drive as Panda, at least not from what we've seen

Though because we don't anything to go off of with Kat, it could be fucking anything. Like Kat could've said something to him about not like those comments he's made in the past and Phil took that to the extreme. His over-the-top reactions could also be a way for him to not say anything because we all know that Phil can't contain shit he says so he has to do something to counter it like the sperg which he is. Similar to how he didn't bite his nails when blacks were on screen because he'd just make criminal jokes, but now, he does bite his nails to avoid saying nigger

EDIT: Not say anything sexist/joking not because of the TOS, but because Kat doesn't like it and so he has to do something to not act like a horny 14 year old, just to clarify
 

Kermit the Frog

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I think a big part of it is Phil's retarded, black and white views on maturity. Immature Phil was immature because he made sex jokes all the time, Married Man Mature Adult Phil is mature because he goes out of his way to show how disgusted he is by anything sexual related. He doesn't seem to understand that both are immature in their own way and his current views are actually far more creepy.
And I stand by my theory that Phil's strong aversion to breastfeeding is from bad memories of Mama Burnell making Phil at an abnormally late age continue to drink her 100% authentic Italian milk while she blew cigarette smoke in his face. He flat out said he doesn't ever want to see breastfeeding in real life, let alone in a video game no matter the context. Fucking weirdo.
 

Cistern Rumbler

Definitely Not Retarded
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DSP is that retarded kid in Game of Thrones, still being breast-fed by his insane mother.

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Null

Ooperator
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Maybe dark syde chad has just been cured from his debilitating coomerism and fully embraced the trad life. Some former alcoholics behave the same puritan way as Phil to their former source of addiction. Maybe it is you the kiwis who are so far gone gooners that you cannot recognize a changed man.
Now that I think about it, DSP is perhaps the only Twitch streamer who hasn't had an underage fan scandal or been creepy towards Twitch thots.
 

CoomerCouch

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Now that I think about it, DSP is perhaps the only Twitch streamer who hasn't had an underage fan scandal or been creepy towards Twitch thots.
Underage fan scandal: Wasn't Leanna literally 17 when they started talking and originally a fan of his?
Creepy toward Twitch thots: While she's not (or wasn't) on Twitch, didn't he say some real creeper shit about iJustine, claiming she was being gangbanged by EA execs?
 

DZoomer

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I think it's pretty simple.

Kat seems like a frigid woman. She is probably the one who genuinely is displeased with sexual themes being portrayed anywhere.

Enter Phil. She watched his streams and knew he was a horndog. She mentions to him that she liked his streams, but thought his sexual jokes were very distasteful and immachoor.

Phil, being the absolute beta cuck manchild that he is, immediately changed everything in his life related to that, disavowing any sexual joke he's ever made, and becoming the opposite of what he used to be.

We don't know much about Phil's relationship with Khet and much of it is speculation. But one thing that seems pretty clear to me is that Phil is absolutely desperate to keep her around. Be it because he doesn't want to lose his maid, be it because he's afraid of the mean detractors making fun of the fact that "divorced" would be appended to his title of "fat old lazy bankrupt beggar", it is evident that Phil will do whatever he sees as necessary to convince Khet that she shouldn't leave him.

Oh, and he's also probably scared shitless of the possibility of getting banned from Twitch, so making his streams as tame and boring as possible is a good way to ensure that that won't happen.
 

Cyber Bowling

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I don't think Kat watches his streams. I guess she might hear him ranting and raving, but I imagine she's in her office drowning him out with Skyrim most of the time. Then again, Phil is a giant coward, but it still seems like a stretch Kat would even know what he was doing in his games. And Phil himself barely seems to understand the plots half the time, so I can't see him giving her updates. They also barely seem to leave the house, so I can't imagine Phil was ogling other women.

My personal theory is Phil doesn't want to be seen as a loser. When he first got really weird about it, it was when his chat was discussing waifus. Phil has almost no real world experiences, so a lot of his views are what he gleamed from old sitcoms and movies, where nerds were loser virgins who were the punchline of jokes. Especially with their inability to get girlfriends, often resorting to crushing on robots or video game characters or whatever. We've also seen countless times that Phil can't separate himself from the games he plays. He thinks, no matter what the game, he's the main character. For a non sex-scene example, look at the crossdressing scene from FF7. Both the remake and his rants about the original, which is well before Khet. I'd also point to any time Phil plays a horror game. He refuses to act scared, because that's what weak nerds do, and Phil is a tough guy.

He's also just trying to LARP as an adult. Again, in those old movies and sitcoms, the immature loser characters are usually desperate to see boobs or buy porn or whatever, while the cool characters make out with their girlfriends. Since Phil has all of one relationship of his own to go off of, and zero friends that are in relationships, this really is his only world view.

This is more tinfoil hat territory. Not because I don't think it's true, but more because I don't know if Phil would be honest enough with himself. Phil, presumably, is awful in the sack. Leanna seemed to indicate as much, and, well, it's Phil. He's awful at everything, not to mention his hygiene leaves much to be desired. I'm sure he tries to make excuses, but if he's not performing well in the bedroom, it's a lot harder to blame input lag or bugged anatomy mechanics. I think, deep down, he know this, so he does the usual Phil thing. Stall until the problem just goes away. I think he doesn't want to be reminded of it at all, and act like he's some moral puritan all of a sudden to justify why he avoids sex. It sounds like him and Khet don't even sleep in the same bedroom, which definitely seems like a red flag they aren't even trying to inject some romance into their glorified roommate situation.
 

Cistern Rumbler

Definitely Not Retarded
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They also barely seem to leave the house, so I can't imagine Phil was ogling other women.

But when they do, it's usually to the mall or a restaurant so I have to disagree, those are prime locations for ogling random women (especially mothers who might be breastfeeding, if this was a reference to my earlier comment?). Women love to go out to eat, and women shop (either frivolously or because they're the homemakers).

My personal theory is Phil doesn't want to be seen as a loser. When he first got really weird about it, it was when his chat was discussing waifus. Phil has almost no real world experiences, so a lot of his views are what he gleamed from old sitcoms and movies, where nerds were loser virgins who were the punchline of jokes.

But a pretend fantasy wife could also be the kind of thing to annoy someone's actual real life wife, no? Assuming they're immature and very jealous.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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He's also just trying to LARP as an adult. Again, in those old movies and sitcoms, the immature loser characters are usually desperate to see boobs or buy porn or whatever, while the cool characters make out with their girlfriends. Since Phil has all of one relationship of his own to go off of, and zero friends that are in relationships, this really is his only world view.
I think it's a lot of this. Old Phil was all about making sex jokes but newer real adult mature Phil is having none of that.

And yes it's normal for people to grow and not find the same things funny that they used to. But Phil's done a complete 180 on this and I'm thinking the reason is he was never into sex or things like that due to his low T but felt he had to be like everybody else and make immature sex jokes all the time. But now that Khet is in the picture and he's married and all that he needs to act like a mature responsible adult and that means no more sex jokes.

Him saying that it makes him uncomfortable is probably true but it always made him uncomfortable. Now he's able to act as if he's grown as a person.
 

Cistern Rumbler

Definitely Not Retarded
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He still expresses his fecal-centric "comedy" by telling people to crawl up his anus and eat his shit or whatever mish-mash of homoerotic degeneracy he decides to spew out. Shitty dicks and balls etc etc.

Sure, expecting consistency is dumb when it comes to the pig, but still. Constantly referencing his own anus and turds is way less mature than sitting through some vidya breastfeeding. I dunno, he confuses me.
 

Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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He's not actually uncomfortable, it's just an act. He doesn't portray any signs of natural distress, discomfort, shame, or embarrassment, instead he loudly overacts by literally face-palming, moaning like a child faking sick, and peeking through his fingers saying 'Is it over yet?!?' Also it is only in response to women, or as Phil calls them 'females'. Everything regarding almost naked men Phil will not bet an eye at and he will loudly & laughingly talk about shit, men's anuses, men's penises and testicles, and men butt-fucking other men. Anything that comes even close to any kind of intimate behavior between men and women including a mother breastfeeding her baby gets unironic face-palming, moaning in fake distress, and covering his face while peeking through finger-gaps to protect his virgin eyes because 'this is how matchure adults act' according to Phil. They behave like little pre-pubescent boys who think girls have cooties.

Remember when Phil forced his then girlfriend Kathy to kiss him in front of hundreds of strangers? Tell me who looks uncomfortable here. She literally shakes her head 'No', laughs uncomfortably, and starts blushing and looking embarrassed from a nano-second peck on the cheek. Phil's response to her shaking her head 'No' and looking uncomfortable is to say 'Whaaat?!?' followed by 'It's naht mandatory' and then reiterate the question refusing to move on.
Timestamped @ 58m22s

Also as a side note, I was kind of under the impression that Phil's 'matchure adult' larping was at about the same level it's always been, but according to PigPigGo of the 343 times Phil has said 'mature adult' only 27 of them occurred before Kathy moved in, and since Kathy moved in Feb 12th, 2018 Phil has said 'mature adult' 316 times. According to that Phil is doing his 'I'm a mature adult' speech over 27 times more frequently since Kathy moved in https://pigpiggo.net/?keyword=mature adult&title=&startDate=&endDate=&start=300&tab=search
 
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