Phil's OKCupid profile -

[TheMonkeyMan]

First, a bit of background: My first ever encounter online with Phil was with his old OKCupid profile, back when he lived in Philly. This has been lost to the ages but I remember thinking that it was the worst profile that I had ever seen. He used the name ExtantSasuke and at one point admitted to enjoying lolicon. I also actually had a high match % with him (somewhere in the high 70s), which was kind of disturbing.

This is Phil's current OKCupid profile. He hasn't logged in since January 2014, so it's a bit out of date. This came up before when Hooves had only one thread but I thought it deserved its own thread here.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SkaterQueer510

My self-summary
You can call me… Ahuviya (Ahu for short) , Chairwoman/People’s Republic of Ahuviya Harel (official Communist titular names), Lady Gulag (My BDSM Mistress/Dom name), Jingles (My BDSM Slave/Sub name), or Harel (my last name in Military situations).

I identify as… a queer-as-fuck pansexual and poly Male-to-Female persyn, leaning androgyne and very anti-capitalist. I’m not really a girl, but I’m definitely not a boy either. I’m something else. I have been on Estrogen, how I continue with my gender transition is a very personal matter. I feel my transition is a fluid and working laboratory of gender to experiment, but nonetheless – I love my Queer body.

As far as third-person pronouns go, … please use She, Her, They, Them, Ze, Hir. Whatever pronouns, as long as it’s not those fucking male pronouns, like “He, His, or Him.”

I’m attracted to… bones, scars, hands, legs, feet, and pretty eyes. Doesn’t matter what your biological parts are or what gender you identify as; if I find you attractive I find you attractive. No questions asked.
What I’m doing with my life
No job, no real plans with returning to school - Priority is my Gender Transition and winning Social Security Disability at this time with my life. The former I have been transitioning Male to Andrygyne Female since 2010, Disability since 2013 started (I have Asperger Syndrome, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Depression, and Fibromyalgia - I cannot hold a part time job, let alone any full-time one).

My leisure time consists of Dressing up in black and yelling at cops at protests, Aggressive Inline Skating (kinda beginner jumping curbs and bullshit) , Drawing, Cosplay (Which I plan to return to doing at some point) , and Urban/Street Photography
I’m really good at
Drawing, painting, anything art-related. Photography (need a new camera) and skating
The first things people usually notice about me
My Queerness, and my Andrygyne looks, Very Radical political views
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to list - Add me on Facebook to learn more
The six things I could never do without
Skating
Cosplaying
Swiss Cheese
Chocolate
Art
Revolution
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics: How to smash capitalism (I currently Identify as a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist, but not orthodox about it - though, I dress more Queer Anarcho-Punk/Goth these days, I sometimes rock the Chairman Mao badge over my heart) , Queer/Transgender issues, Direct Action Tactics for protests, Smashing Cispartiarchy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Protesting, Meditating, Beating up nazis, Drawing, Fuck The Police Marches, dying my hair, Black Blocking Rich peoples' shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a military uniform fetish (rather fond of Maoist-Era People's Republic of China PLA Uniforms (1949-1976) , Soviet Army Uniforms (World War II to the Collapse of the USSR (1939-1991) , anything from North Korea (1945-Present Day) , South African Army uniforms (SADF during Apartheid) and Communist East Germany.
You should message me if
you can stomach dating a Transwoman with a history of Mental Health issues. If you can go through a three-hour punk show without saying any Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, or Ableist. If you can support Me in the event I get arrested/incarcerated/involuntarily hospitalized.

And for what it's worth, I'm a 30% match and 44% enemy with him. There are also some gems in the questions section but I'll let someone else field that.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

Holy shit I just threw up in my mouth. "Ahu" for short. Nice try, Phil. "If you can support Me in the event I get arrested/incarcerated/involuntarily hospitalized." So he's just looking for new parents then. Okay.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Leisure time consists of yelling at cops is just the best.

 

[A Ghost]

there isn't a section of creepy fetish's is there? because i don't think "must enjoy giving and reviving ginger roots" would look too good on a dating profile

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

This is supremely late content.

 

[CornetteFace]

.... I've got nothing. Lady Gulag my arse. You're about as much a lady as a gulag is a summer camp.

 

[VLAD]

I'm trying to save the photos for further preservation, but they're in a Google-unique file format (.webp) that isn't recognized by either Imgur or our own media upload service.

It's almost as if they were never meant to exist...

edit: took screencaps as @StanCommodore suggested and saved as jpegs. pray for me.

 

[StanCommodore]

I'm trying to save the photos for further preservation, but they're in a Google-unique file format (.webp) that isn't recognized by either Imgur or our own media upload service.

It's almost as if they were never meant to exist...

Spooky.

When in doubt, take screencaps.

 

[Rogowski]

>aggressive inline skating

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

A selection from the questions page:

Is interracial marriage a bad idea?

Yes

Do you enjoy giving oral sex?

Not so much. I am more an anal persyn

What is your opinion concerning strip clubs?

They're gross/disgusting/insulting/other. Very (cis)sexist trans* exploitative establishments

Do you own any sexy underwear?

No. I don't wear underwear

Should the death penalty be abolished?

No As far as I am concerned, kill rapists and queer-bashers

When you hear the name Dylan what is the first to come to mind?

Something or someone else / Nothing The Columbine Shooters - Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold

Would you ever consider having sex in a church?

Yes. I like doing it in Buddhist Temples TBH

Have you ever gotten, or would you ever get, a piercing below the belt?

I wouldn't. After bottom surgery I will X3

Do you think homosexuality is a sin?

No Cisheterosexism is.

 

[Hyperion]

Heterosexuality is a sin?

All this edge is cutting my stomach, it looks like I got mauled by a plastic fork.

 

[Sunny-D]

Jingles (My BDSM Slave/Sub name)

Jingles.
I hereby propose Jingles the Clown as his next name change.

Body Type: Rather not say

C'mon Jingles, just admit you're a lardass.

 

[Ravenor]

C'mon Jingles, just admit you're a lardass.

It's kinda given away in that picture, he looks like that Cow in Jurassic Park getting lowered into the Raptor pen.

Edit to add:

The sounds of the Raptor eating the cow are what I imagine Phil sounds like engaging in a self care session only just a bit more piggish.

 

[CatParty]

Is interracial marriage a bad idea?

Yes

i'm sure his sjw asspatters would love to hear an explanation of this

 

[女鬼]

i'm sure his sjw asspatters would love to hear an explanation of this

He probably believes marrying white people is ~dangerous~ for beautiful translasagna womyn of colour or something.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Reading about Phil for long periods of time makes me want to get a shower.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Beating up nazis

The only people Phil is able to beat up are those who are unfotunately physically crippled. Like his mom.

 

[Falcon Lord]

"Persyn"

 

[melty]

Do you own any sexy underwear?

No. I don't wear underwear

God damn it Phil.

 

[Spooky_Scary]

Well if he's of the Kylie Brooks brand of SJW then any interracial relationship between a White and any PoC has to be inherently exploitative and/or involves a fetish-ization of the PoC's ethnicity, and something something about the baggage of imperialism and slavery making the relationship unhealthy. It's amazing how often the ultra SJWs unwittingly advocate for segregation.