Phil's original facebook profile is still up, claims new profile is impostor, both are silent -

[Psycho]

https://www.facebook.com/Amaterasu.Uber.Alles

This profile hasn't posted very much; a simple 4-panel cartoon, a song from a Disney Movie, a profile pic change and the last post from this profile was 1/27/2016, which was about 5 days ago. This one also claims his new profile is a "Kengle fucking impostor". Did we fall for a liquid Phil account?

The new profile also hasn't posted anything since 1/29 (and even then, all he posted was a one-line response to Kengle). He hasn't even posted anything on Tumblr since 1/29. Keeping a low profile isn't exactly something the Philtato is known for, so I'm led to wonder, what happened to him?

 

[cumrobbery]

Maybe he wants people to worry about him for attention

 

[VLAD]

He mentioned that he wouldn't be returning to Facebook until he had completed his orchiectomy procedures. I think him throwing his sock account under the bus is just damage control, then.

And as for The Ball-Chopping Promise, he's just assuming that everyone would forget about it. Which they did, because nobody cares about him.

Except for us.

 

[Psycho]

Maybe he wants people to worry about him for attention

When he does that, it's always with suicide threats. He isn't smart enough to do something subtle, like what you suggested.

I'm guessing that he was going online at the library and his behavior got him thrown out of there. Either that or he was put in a hospital; or jail.

 

[4Macie]

The new profile wasn't providing him the asspats he's used too. Even while those were limited, they were there. With this new profile, and 15 friends, he's getting one like and a comment for every two things he posts. It's probably not worth it to Phil so he's planning something new.

It'll either be a sucide bait, a flaw abuse story, or he's gonna come up with something new like him being kidnapped and the white cis police not caring because he's a translatinx.

 

[MMX]

Didnt he hand social media over to his headmate ?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Phil's entire life is damage control at this point.

 

[Asandy31]

When he does that, it's always with suicide threats. He isn't smart enough to do something subtle, like what you suggested.

I'm guessing that he was going online at the library and his behavior got him thrown out of there. Either that or he was put in a hospital; or jail.

Yes, but he's been hanging around the farms long enough to learn in a rotary fashion what not to do. I would not underestimate Phil's need for attention.

 

[Xarpho]

I don't think the "impostor" would want to get it on with Kengle. Then again, this is "I was almost raped" ADF, so maybe he thinks Kengle can be attractive.

 

[MMX]

I don't think the "impostor" would want to get it on with Kengle. Then again, this is "I was almost raped" ADF, so maybe he thinks Kengle can be attractive.

Kengle is the closest thing phil to a "friend" at the moment.
Hes always willing to forgive phil and has taken a real interest in tranny cam shows lately

 

[Arkangel]

I kinda thought the profile was suspect when the Big K himself was on his friend's list:

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I was pretty sure the newer Facebook was a fake which is why I haven't been posting his stuff. It mentions things that philthy abandoned ages ago.

 

[Dentontx]

I'm inclined to agree, sadly. For reasons.

But also because this:
Alright Kenneth I'll believe you this time but I'm watching you, keep cwc and keep kiwi away from me and we'll be good.
...doesn't sound a thing like anything Potato Phil's ever said before. The tone, cadence and word choice all feel wrong to me.

 

[Hyperion]

Phil is just oinking for asspats now that his headmates facebook has failed to get him any attention.

Making a new facebook and then blaming his headmate for it is just the sort of thing an autistic potato would do.

 

[cycle5]

I`m a little confused here on new/old

wasnt izzy's old profile suspended by the zionist cispiracy that is FB?

oh, aybe that was a temp thing?

I dont know if FB ToS covers accounts for brainkin or mindpals or nogginwaifus or WTF they are called

 

[Asandy31]

Sorry, publicity stunts will not make Phil anymore attractive or worthy of breathing air that is wafting down toward his bridge.

 

[Lysistrata]

I get the feeling 2016 is going to be a good year. For us, anyway. For Phil? Not so much.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

His original is back down.

 

[VLAD]

His original is back down.

Can anyone on his friends list confirm? He could have set visibility to private.

 

[Asandy31]

His original is back down.

just like his hairline and unlike his weight