Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[Pepsi-Cola]

the downright obscene selfies Phil posts of himself on facebook have been a point of amusement, fascination and horror for months now. His ever changing appearance, odd and disfigured face, and lack of hygiene makes him look goofier and goofier everyday.

So, instead of making a thread for every single picture Phil posts on facebook, I thought it would be better if we just had a general thread where we can post (and laugh at) them.

This is Phil's current profile picture as of 09-26-2016.

Spoiler: other memorable pics of Phil

 

[Twrx]

Don't forget this one.

 

[Bad Dog]

not sure if all are profile pics or if old pics are to be counted

 

[Ruin]

No way he's as homeless as he claims. I don't know a single person irl who has a lighter complexion than LandPhil does.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Don't forget this one. View attachment 138885

This one makes me sad, because at first glance it looks like Rik Mayall doing a character, and then I remember that Rik Mayall is dead.

 

[nhocgreen]

 

[VortekPMD]

Retahded Bobby Hill

 

[nvrwastetree]

Don't forget this one. View attachment 138885

Wtf is he pointing and screaming at?? I think the last time I laughed this hard at a picture of someone was back when Chris was putting his headshots on eBay, you know the one where he is attempting to wink but instead it looks like he is having a stroke.

 

[Twrx]

Wtf is he pointing and screaming at?? I think the last time I laughed this hard at a picture of someone was back when Chris was putting his headshots on eBay, you know the one where he is attempting to wink but instead it looks like he is having a stroke.

Some politician in San Francisco that he thinks is "transmysongist".

 

[Adamska]

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That's like a Curly Howard face right there. The only difference being he was playing the idiot, and Phil is dead serious.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Looks like Phil is stinking up a bus in that first pic.

 

[Ntwadumela]

He's always looked like a clown.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Wtf is he pointing and screaming at??

Some politician in San Francisco [...]

I think Phil was yelling "GET OFF THE STAGE!" there.

And I doubt Phil really knew about said politician. Maybe he only opposes them because people he tries to associate with opposes them.

 

[Ophelia]

Why does he want to look like giant Ursula rising from the sea at the end of The Little Mermaid?

 

[DangerousGas]

Why does he want to look like giant Ursula rising from the sea at the end of The Little Mermaid?

Because powerful womyn of colour, innit. Even if that colour happens to be 'cephalopod'.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This one makes me sad, because at first glance it looks like Rik Mayall doing a character, and then I remember that Rik Mayall is dead.

Rik Mayall would have needed heavy prosthetics to look that bizarre.

Why does he want to look like giant Ursula rising from the sea at the end of The Little Mermaid?

He seems to be of the school of thought that believes "If I pretend I'm a super-hot woman, everyone will ignore my bullfrog chin and 5 o'clock shadow, so I can take a selfie from any angle I like." See also: pretending to be a dark-skinned Latina.

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When did Phil meet Michael Moore?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Some politician in San Francisco that he thinks is "transmysongist".

That was the protest Jordan was also at. There's a hilarious video of Jordan running away from Phil. You can also see Phil's bald spot in the video.

 

[4Macie]

The thing about Phil's pictures that always gets me is that he takes them and posts them... knowing what they look like.

Does he honestly think he looks good in these pictures?

 

[AnOminous]

The thing about Phil's pictures that always gets me is that he takes them and posts them... knowing what they look like.

He doesn't, though. It's more autistic face blindness. He actually looks at these and sees a beautiful translatinx princess, not a fat, potato looking mentally challenged bum.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

not sure if all are profile pics or if old pics are to be counted

You can post any pictures of him, really. I just specified profile pictures in the title because those are the ones most commonly updated.