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The Dude

The Dude

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CheesyBoy said:
So, he stopped showing his teeth, because people made fun of them. Then he stopped drawing on his eyebrows and piss poor attempts at inverted crosses because people made fun of them. Then he took out his piercings because people made fun of them. Now he covers his face because people made fun of it. Now that people make fun of him for covering his face, what's the next step he's going to take?
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Actually, I think he removed his piercings because he's a lazy pig and they were too much work to take care of and probably got infected often. Or because of sensory issues cause by Autism, especially when putting on those stupid balaclavas and bandanas. But, yes, Phil does tend to react to whatever we tease him about. He's like a smelly, obese monkey dancing for our amusement.
 
Tragi-Chan

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CheesyBoy said:
So, he stopped showing his teeth, because people made fun of them. Then he stopped drawing on his eyebrows and piss poor attempts at inverted crosses because people made fun of them. Then he took out his piercings because people made fun of them. Now he covers his face because people made fun of it. Now that people make fun of him for covering his face, what's the next step he's going to take?
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He already cut his dick off because we made fun of him for being a fake tranny.
 
Francis Dollarhyde

Francis Dollarhyde

And the woman, clothed in the sun.
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Tragi-Chan said:
He already cut his dick off because we made fun of him for being a fake tranny.
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And some disbelieve it. So a sextape where a dude rams his hole in full detailed view is next. Possibly includes some figging. I honestly do not know how to escalate it any further. Except maybe he goes after the Orange Man or something absolutely retarded bound to end badly (FBI and Secrit Service pls no bully).
 
CheesyBoy

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Francis Dollarhyde said:
And some disbelieve it. So a sextape where a dude rams his hole in full detailed view is next. Possibly includes some figging. I honestly do not know how to escalate it any further. Except maybe he goes after the Orange Man or something absolutely exceptional bound to end badly (FBI and Secrit Service pls no bully).
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Bold of you to assume there would be another person involved. Probably just some fingering or a dildo, possibly with some pissing to show that it is "functional".
 
The Dude

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CheesyBoy said:
Bold of you to assume there would be another person involved. Probably just some fingering or a dildo, possibly with some pissing to show that it is "functional".
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Phil has had plenty of opportunities to merely snap a full body nude photo of himself in front of a mirror to prove that he actually did get his crotch mangled. It would be as easy as that to shut up any doubters. I think the fact that he hasn't is just more proof that he lied about the whole thing and had help (help who he alienated and won't help him any longer) faking those post-op photos he posted.

Don't get me wrong, I think it would be funnier if he actually HAD gotten his taint torn up by Dr. Doggie. Because if he actually had the manhole that he's been lusting after for so long, it still didn't change anything. It didn't make us go away, it didn't bring him attention, it didn't improve his life one little bit. In fact, it would have made his life more miserable because of all the complications and post-op upkeep, like dilating. But there's just too much evidence that points to it being another lie of his.
 
Francis Dollarhyde

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The Dude said:
Phil has had plenty of opportunities to merely snap a full body nude photo of himself in front of a mirror to prove that he actually did get his crotch mangled. It would be as easy as that to shut up any doubters. I think the fact that he hasn't is just more proof that he lied about the whole thing and had help (help who he alienated and won't help him any longer) faking those post-op photos he posted.

Don't get me wrong, I think it would be funnier if he actually HAD gotten his taint torn up by Dr. Doggie. Because if he actually had the manhole that he's been lusting after for so long, it still didn't change anything. It didn't make us go away, it didn't bring him attention, it didn't improve his life one little bit. In fact, it would have made his life more miserable because of all the complications and post-op upkeep, like dilating. But there's just too much evidence that points to it being another lie of his.
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Well then. Only 1 option left. A Kiwi field agent needs to go and romance him irl. Shop for blocks of cheese, romantic dinners at high end pizza parlours, bashing some fash in a romantic way. And bring back photoproof of his naked body. And we will know once and for all.

Also have you considered that instead of a lie it may be that he intensely regrets getting the chop and just does not want to show it off? Not saying he did or did not, but if he did, that may be a good reason for not showing it any more. I have not really made my mind up but I tend to believe he did, because tats were visible in the pic and photoshop is not something I think he or his friends would be that good at.
 
The Dude

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Francis Dollarhyde said:
Well then. Only 1 option left. A Kiwi field agent needs to go and romance him irl. Shop for blocks of cheese, romantic dinners at high end pizza parlours, bashing some fash in a romantic way. And bring back photoproof of his naked body. And we will know once and for all.

Also have you considered that instead of a lie it may be that he intensely regrets getting the chop and just does not want to show it off? Not saying he did or did not, but if he did, that may be a good reason for not showing it any more. I have not really made my mind up but I tend to believe he did, because tats were visible in the pic and photoshop is not something I think he or his friends would be that good at.
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I don't think regret, real regret, is something Phil is capable of feeling. He's made being tranzginger part of his identity. Any time he makes something part of his identity, he obsesses about it and gets props related to it to show off by posting photos of them. His bike, his mall ninja weapons, his Antifa flags...its a pattern with Phil. He thinks it legitimizes whatever new thing he's claiming to be and that its "part of who he is". If he really did get a tranny trench then I don't think he could stop himself from posting photos of it. It was supposed to be the one thing that finally legitimized his gender identity, the one thing to prove all the trolls and cyberbowlings wrong, the one thing to make him feel whole finally. And he's mentioned it maybe a handful of times ever since. So I just can't believe he got the surgery. His past history of behavioral patterns tells me it's a lie.
 
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I'm not sure if we have this but he posts it under his Xochi account on 31 Aug 2019
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The Dude

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Oh no! Phil has a broomhandle that he painted black! How terrifying!

Love how he's got the Fetal Alcohol tard eyes dialed up to 11. I'll bet you those bandanas and balaclavas he wears all the time are constantly soaked in tard slobber.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard

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Positron said:
I'm not sure if we have this but he posts it under his Xochi account on 31 Aug 2019
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He looks like he's about to burst into tears. Presumably because one eye is looking at the camera and the other is looking over it and to the left (for the Dominos guy, I guess).

It's okay Phil, we're still here! No need to panic, wee man.
 
Misaki Nakahara

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
He looks like he's about to burst into tears.
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Maybe it's because there's a sliver of realisation in his mind that he's a eunuch in his mid-30s, sitting in his 440 sq ft apartment collecting welfare and posing in the mirror all day. An irredeemably ugly, grossly overweight, balding virgin trapped in a perpetual teenage identity crisis. A professional victim who can't find work. A man whose most notable accomplishment is a rapidly dwindling online following of people who laugh at him for being fat and gay.

Or maybe it's because he misses Toren lol
 
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