• ”He's broken the laws of physics by how pathetic he is.”
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Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by Pepsi-Cola, Sep 26, 2016.

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  1. This is an unfair comparison. At least you could mention that Phil and Cap are the same in that they are both WHITE MEN
     
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  2. hey phil what happened to your scary skull mask
     
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  3. Shhhhhh, what skull mask? He wouldn't wear anything associated with Nazis, come on!

    Hi Phil. Nice to know you've been paying attention to the fashion advice on here.
     
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  4. Cap had the Tesseract w him
    Phil has the WomanAct in the other room
     
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  5. We told him to cover his derp eyes and here he does. He is like the ole Subservient Chicken.
     
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  6. Looks like someone got butthurt about us making fun of his FAS tard eyes. And Phil still fails because he got cheap goggles and you can still see his eyes through the lenses. Way to go, Phil! You're still a failure no matter what you do.
     
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  7. You look like you're eating your balaclava Phil, so you still look horribly exceptional.

    You really should just never post selfies again if you are so scared of what we'll mock next.
     
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  8. I would find a full burqa acceptable.
     
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  9. Every time Phil posts one of these "Look at me being all edgy in my apartment" pictures, I can't help but envision the larger scene at play here. Like how does it actually play out if you were watching a hidden camera mounted on the wall somewhere and could see the preceding hours before the post.

    I imagine Phil sitting in his apartment bored... you know, that kind of empty boredom scene where there's no TV, audio or anything. Just him sitting on the couch for a while pondering things, trying to connect the dots between his current situation and how it's not his fault. Then what? He randomly decides to strap on all his LARP gear before sitting back down on the couch still bored but now covered head to toe in ANTIFA marketing merch?

    Does he twiddle his thumbs for a bit then? Looking around at the iconography plastered all over his walls and lit by $1.99 wal-mart xmas lights? Does he practice his mace can quick draw technique, standing in the center of his quiet living room where the only sound is his labored breathing and occasional Velcro scratch as he opens and closes random pouches on his utility belt?

    Does his daughter bike still shimmer in the corner as he does this, also covered in $1.99 walmart X-mas lights and shining like a beacon of autism that simultaneously draws his attention and yet repulses him because it's a constant reminder of yet another abandoned lie? Has he managed to come up with a reason why Kiwi Farms is responsible for him never riding it outside? Or has Phil moved on enough to abandon the wasted e-begging money pit and simply chucked it on the balcony along with the hipster touring saddle bags he so desperately needed? When was the last time he oiled his daughter bike's chain?

    After getting dressed in his ANTIFA merch, does he wander around his living room for a bit looking at the collection of items he cherishes? Does he stop at the ad-hoc wiccan alter he made and remember how being "evil trans" was his saving identity? Is that where all those necklaces and eyebrow pencils now live? Maybe he picks one of those sharpies up and briefly considers drawing those culturally appropriated eyebrows on again he used to love. ... or has that alter been torn down and cast aside too?

    Does he stop at his Australatina map and lose himself in his imaginary world? Gently swaying back and forth dressed head to toe in black ninja clothes as he imagines roving pedal bike gangs of burly lesbian women battling it out like some woke, environmentally friendly version of "Mad Max"? How long does he stand there building his little fantasy? 5 mins? 30 mins?

    At what point does he pick up his phone and decide to share his dress up?
     
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  10. You ask the questions that none of us have wanted to consider.

    We all imagine what phil looks/sounds like in his brief flashes of public autism weather in a video or just a post, but never really what the rest of his day consists of, other then again brief flashes of him gobbling cheese or dodging empty bottles thrown at him by the vodka ogre squatting in his bedroom.

    I now must ponder. (:_( Damn you.
     
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  11. I can't be arsed to check whether we had this pic before, but this is his current Twitter av.
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  12. DAMMIT PHIL, PUT THE GOGGLES ON AND GO FULL SNAKE-EYES FOR ME, ITS MY BIRTHDAY FFS!
     
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  13. I can hear the 'hurrr, durrr' from the other side of the Atlantic.
     
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  14. Look at the way that material shines. That’s the cheapest of cheap shit.

    A real super soldier would know that you can get a proper military balaclava for a couple of bucks online from any military surplus retailer. There you go, Phil, never say we don’t do anything for you.
     
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    #1774 Tragi-Chan, Feb 12, 2019
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  15. Phil’s tardbux stretch further if he limits himself to Alibaba-tier equipment. It’s not a completely irrational strategy, if one that for sure provides us with an infinite stream of mockery fuel.

    Of course, so does his face, and there’s nothing he can do about that other than what he’s been doing. I’m glad he’s decided to comport himself properly as a modest Muslim woman. It limits the amount of distress the unphiltered view of his face causes to children, the elderly, slows-in-da-head, etc.

    Oh, Phil, here's a tip for you: no actual streetfighting St Pauli fan antifa on earth wears as many antifa pins, badges, bandannas, patches, and so on as you do. If you want to pass as the real thing you may wish to tone it down a notch.

    ETA: Phil won't know what "St Pauli" means until he sees that sentence and Googles it. You're welcome Phil.
     
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    #1775 Dentontx, Feb 12, 2019
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  16. I think it's more that he obsessively goes through our threads about him, reading our posts picking apart his lies and bullshit, sees us mocking and laughing at him despite his best efforts to threaten and intimidate us, spends the next hour or so bouncing and squeaking to soothe himself, then dresses up in his edgiest Antifa Soupah Soaker garb and least-dull mall ninja knives in yet another failed attempt to intimidate us and impress his Senpais.
     
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  17. Oh god, don't encourage him, it's too easy! Next step he'll claim he's running the Portland arm of the St pauli fanclub and will be announcing how many amazing comrades over there want him to go stay with them and lead them to revolution. As if.

    The only sport sperging Phil's done is around rollerskating. Are we gonna get a new obsession? You'd hope he'd know when he was hopelessly out of his depth, but it hasn't stopped him before...
     
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  18. Bobby Hill but he doesn't listen to Hank
     
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  19. Bobby had friends, a girlfriend and actual hobbies he pursued. Phil has none of those.
     
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  20. Bobby was also a sweet kid, thoughtful, and loved his parents. He wasn't a self-centered gender special asshole who would beat his mother and make lies about his father raping him.
     
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