Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
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So this 'antifa training' weekend was just camping out in the local foothills and derping around with flags. Wow. I'm sure that killed off a fascist or two.

What's the betting the other people that were there were happily chilling out and chatting, and Phil was all "take my photo! grabs flag Take my photo with this! pulls up facemask Take my photo now!". Well, if you will agree to spend a weekend chaperoning a re.tard on a nature hike...
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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So this 'antifa training' weekend was just camping out in the local foothills and derping around with flags. Wow. I'm sure that killed off a fascist or two.

What's the betting the other people that were there were happily chilling out and chatting, and Phil was all "take my photo! grabs flag Take my photo with this! pulls up facemask Take my photo now!". Well, if you will agree to spend a weekend chaperoning a re.tard on a nature hike...
I think maybe the other Antifags are starting to view him much the way we do. No photos of him with other people, and I notice that a few of the comments he’s been getting seem kind of sarcastic. IDK, maybe they’re as dumb as him, but when you have someone claiming to be merely LARPing compared to Phil in the hell that is Portland...
 

StoicMoose

Such Strength! Such Courage! In the Name of Allah!
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ToroidalBoat

Token Hispanic Wacky Delly Friend
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It's still quite shocking to me how fat he is.
I still remember when he was "proving" ludicrous weight loss by posting pics of California highway number signs.

During that time he resisted the asspatting urge to post photos of himself. Later he gave in to the thirst for attention and started posting pictures of himself again, and of course he was still fat.
 

Francis E. Dec Esc.

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The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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His mouth also doesn’t line up with the mouth hole. It’s like his conscious mind is saying “I will look like a badass,” but his subconscious automatically sabotages him. Xochi strikes again!
Or it could be that Phil is simply a failure at everything he does.
 

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