It probably is the Farms. Phil is obsessed with the site. He's constantly on here either reading what we're saying about him, or keeping tabs on CWC because Phil is highly envious of Chris and wishes something terrible would happen to him so he can feel superior to Chris once in his life.Is that the Farms on his computer screen in the background?
Also, note the line of books behind the computer, with crap piled on top of them proving that they're not being read. So much for muh anarchist library.
No, no. Phil is the gift that keeps on giving. His ugly-ass mug IS a bit of a shock at first, that's for sure, but soon you'll be able to appreciate the symmetry of just how fucking mongoloid he really looks.Damn, this dude is ugly. It's actually unsettling to look at one of his photos for too long. This is one lolcow blackhole I think I would have rather not stepped in.
He looks like one of the nameless mooks who get gunned down in some Bronson revenge film while trying to do something completely idiotic.I know it’s late, but that ski mask makes him look like a re-tarded, derpy, cliched, generic bank robber or thief stuck in the ‘90s.
Phil wouldn't even rate that high. He'd be the window-licking mongo who idolizes the gang, tries to come to the rescue of the gang in one of their first encounters with the hero, then ends up blowing himself and three gang members because he's too stupid to use a grenade right or loses control of an automatic weapon.He looks like one of the nameless mooks who get gunned down in some Bronson revenge film while trying to do something completely idiotic.
The look of dimwitted surprise is at least accurate. Obviously the balaclava should be a lot tighter, struggling to contain his wattle.But Phil’s eyes will never look that normal.