Phil’s (totally not a kid's) 39th birthday! A.k.a goutfest ‘21 - Reminder: this dude is almost 40

[Swirling weeb]

it’s no secret that Phil has up the ante with his autism in the latest birthday celebration

a lot of amazing screen caps have turned out from the last couple days
So I’ve taken the liberty for everyone’s viewing displeasure and horror and to Phil since you will come across this hopefully this is your 7th 12th 39th birthday’s best and worst moments
To everyone else:

 

[Swirling weeb]

Pandalee and his boyfriend walk into the celebration Phil’s not happy

 

[Swirling weeb]

WOAH!! Rambo came! He answered Phil’s drunken texts whoaaaahh he brought an App Store gift card so many pulls

 

[Salubrious]

I think this was said in the main thread, but I actually would like the decorations if they were done in more of an ironic fashion.

Also, Jesus Christ, DSP is 40 next year.

 

[Monke]

You! Yes, you! You can have these exact balloons for your next birthday week for just $16.99!!!

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

When is he going to whinge about how much the balloons cost and beg for money to cover the cost?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

These decorations are so sad and pathetic, I can't even laugh.

 

[The Last Stand]

Are those decorations supposed to appease Phil or his audience? Either way, a grown ass man like Phil with that setup is beyond pathetic and sad.

Quite depressing even.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Rambo left

 

[millais]

What is that multicolor spherical thing to the left of the chair. Is it a clown wig?

 

[Swirling weeb]

The ear gout is kicking in...

 

[Swirling weeb]

What is that multicolor spherical thing to the left of the chair. Is it a clown wig?

It’s one of those table toppers

 

[Thumb Butler]

Totally epic. For a ten year old. In 1992.

 

[Oliveoil]

That goatee is looking rough there.

 

[Swirling weeb]

im gonna be honest i have no clue what the fuck is going on here...

 

[Salubrious]

I wonder if DSP bought them on Amazon or he actually went to Party City on his day off.

Amazon.com: Anagram Level Up Epic Birthday Bouquet of Balloons: Toys & Games

Amazon.com: Anagram Level Up Epic Birthday Bouquet of Balloons: Toys & Games

www.amazon.com

https://www.partycity.com/level-up-birthday-balloon-bouquet-5pc-863818.html

Edit: I missed the URL in Monke's post. My bad.

 

[UaineRunei]

You! Yes, you! You can have these exact balloons for your next birthday week for just $16.99!!!
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[Pickle Inspector]

I think this was said in the main thread, but I actually would like the decorations if they were done in more of an ironic fashion.

Also, Jesus Christ, DSP is 40 next year.

They’re like something a grandma would buy their grandson because they know they like video games.

 

[Troonos]

He'll probably kill himself on his 40th when he realizes that his entire life has been a miserable failure.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

He'll probably kill himself on his 40th when he realizes that his entire life has been a miserable failure.

Rating you optimistic for Phil ever having a single moment of introspection.