Phil’s (totally not a kid's) 39th birthday! A.k.a goutfest ‘21 - Reminder: this dude is almost 40

[tripmix]

Happy birthday Phil!
I didn't think you'd make it this far.

 

[Takodachi]

Is this how second hand embarrassment feels like?
No sir, I don't like it.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Is this how second hand embarrassment feels like?
No sir, I don't like it.

Oh bro I would suggest bailing before it’s to late I feel like we are gonna have to put an NSFL tag when the cake comes out

 

[Chief Nigwelfacheqee]

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Looks like a fucking samsquantch that got caught in the wild

 

[Covfefe]

What the fuck, when? Does he seriously think that his wheelchairs are so stupid that they think that several balloons cost hundreds of dollars?

Yes, he does think that, and yes, they are.

 

[actually]

will this be our official birthday discussion thread too? @actually

Works for me. I doubt it'll be much worth talking about unless he starts sobbing about low tips.

 

[TheTractor]

Two year old frozen, custom made, poke cake with mini reese cups.

Can't wait for the same fucking cake.

 

[GigaKike]

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So radical d00d

 

[Swirling weeb]

Works for me. I doubt it'll be much worth talking about unless he starts sobbing about low tips.

Alright gonna fix the title then

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

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40 year old not Children's Entertainer really needs that money, he really really does

Not only that, someone could give him the $14.50 and literally say use this to pay for the balloons but of course that wouldn't take care of the balloons because that exact $14.50 he had no idea was coming has already been spoken for and can't go towards the balloons.

He has to pay taxes on that $14.50 pahsitivity tip dude, if you were a mature adult you would know that.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Right off the fucking rip this dude is wearing jeans ooooooooh fucking god damn it man Aaaaaagh

today’s the day this nigga kills me with cringe I swear to Jesus

 

[Swirling weeb]

Wahjsfprjdnxlspsldpdapls

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil doesn't care about birthday presents, the cake is Kat's present to Phil and that's just fine. What a normal marriage.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil doesn't care about birthday presents, the cake is Kat's present to Phil and that's just fine. What a normal marriage.

The balloons say otherwise.

 

[DukeMorty]

Phil doesn't care about birthday presents, the cake is Kat's present to Phil and that's just fine. What a normal marriage.

What no mention of a special birthday sexual act that she only does once a year? Maybe she is letting Dave watch her and Tyrone go at it, and Dave is allowed to play with his penne while screaming "OH NO OH NO, NO NO, PAPAVERA, OH FUCKIN SHIT."

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

What no mention of a special birthday sexual act that she only does once a year? Maybe she is letting Dave watch her and Tyrone go at it, and Dave is allowed to play with his penne while screaming "OH NO OH NO, NO NO, PAPAVERA, OH FUCKIN SHIT."

Phil is allowed to stand in her doorway while she watches somone else play Darksouls.

 

[Das Fladermaus]

He got a Demin vest....

 

[PutridElephant]

Big boy in his biker vest

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm as surprised as Derich when the pornstar gets a load in their face.

 

[actually]

He got a Demin vest....

Literally everyone here called it.