Phil’s (totally not a kid's) 39th birthday! A.k.a goutfest ‘21 - Reminder: this dude is almost 40

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Stream stopped dead of about 5 minutes whilst he tries to verify tips.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Big boy in his biker vest
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the next evolution on the gay trucker series
THE GOUTY BIKER

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Big boy in his biker vest
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lost brothers?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I don't support troll cheers, but 100 bits for "nice vest, does it come in men's?" was a good one.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

This stream is fucking unreal. He has to stop at the start of EVERY stage to make up a wager, awkwardly lean over to type it in, wait 1 minute for people to bet, and read contributions. At the end of each stage he stops to brag about succeeding or say the wager was too hard. <50% of the stream is gameplay even excluding the prestream.

 

[TankMelee]

This stream is fucking unreal. He has to stop at the start of EVERY stage to make up a wager, awkwardly lean over to type it in, wait 1 minute for people to bet, and read contributions. At the end of each stage he stops to brag about succeeding or say the wager was too hard. <50% of the stream is gameplay even excluding the prestream.

He also stops when he fails to immediately pay out and set up another wager while the game is paused. The most intrusive use of wagers I've ever seen, but he loves it because wagers = attention.

 

[Swirling weeb]

...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Today is Phil's 39th birthday. I didn't realize it because my grandfather just turned 95 today.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

it’s no secret that Phil has up the ante with his autism in the latest birthday celebration
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a lot of amazing screen caps have turned out from the last couple days
So I’ve taken the liberty for everyone’s viewing displeasure and horror and to Phil since you will come across this hopefully this is your 7th 12th 39th birthday’s best and worst moments
To everyone else:
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Better get him some gacha coins for his WWE games

 

[Captain Hank Murph]

Probably when wwe champions gets discontinued

Or when someone who plays the game like Phil does, makes Phil his or her bitch to where he has no options but OnlyFans or whatnot.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Look at the pain in his eyes

 

[Earth Worm Jim]

These DSP threads make me sad. Imagine on your birthday the only people you had to celebrate with were a bunch of weird adults that like watching other people play games and people that hate you.

I dont know whats more pathetic, the guy sitting there hitting himself in the face with pies for a couple of buck's or the dedicated fans that just cant get enough snorts, burps and "Uhh KgAyyys"

"C'umon Guys, Uhkayyy *snort* Its my birthday so yu got to dig deep"

 

[Swirling weeb]

I’m gonna be honest yesterday just left a really sour taste of depression in my mouth

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Probably the only thing I think would fit yesterday and the rest of his birthday week.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Stream stopped dead of about 5 minutes whilst he tries to verify tips.

Normally he takes at least 15.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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I’m gonna be honest yesterday just left a really sour taste of depression in my mouth

It's just hitting me that Phil bought a Pre-distressed Denim Vest like the 2000's fashion victim he is.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I had a jean vest the same color as Phil's when I was a little kid, but I pretty quickly decided it was too faggy to wear to elementary school.

 

[Xenomorph]

Phil looks like he is ready for Ram Ranch

 

[Schmeckel]

Phil looks like he is ready for Ram Ranch

WWE style. He's got a different royal rumble in mind, and he wants to be the king of the blown O-ring.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Today is Phil's 39th birthday. I didn't realize it because my grandfather just turned 95 today.

In fairness, Phil will look your grandfather's age in another decade at the rate he's going.