Megathread Phil's Tumblr Update Megathread -

[chimpburgers]

People in Supporters wanted this, so why not? I personally find Phil's Tumblr to be a bit less interesting than his Facebook updates, so it made sense to give his Tumblr its own megathread. Here are some samples of how his updates usually are.

Slavery pictures:

Slavery fetish pics and castration fetish pics. Because he isn't deviant enough already. Enjoy!

Spoiler: slavery pics

Spoiler: castration pics

Thanks @Psycho for that one and the following screencap.

There's a lot more but just some of the more recent updates.

 

[VLAD]

This is a good idea.

I think Phil-authored posts are probably worthy of their own threads, but this is a good containment zone for his reblogs.

 

[Psycho]

Don't forget his most horrific fetish: puppy play!

Spoiler: It's bad; I'm warning you

Oh! I almost forgot this one! It seems that the very low-functioning autist Phil objects to the terms "high-functioning" and "low-functioning" in reference to autistic people. Could this be because he's regularly referred to as extremely low functioning?

 

[MrsFrizzle]

- is a potato/is not a potato

 

[Handsome Pete]

Isn't using "can't drive" as a euphemism for "low functioning" sort of like using "childless at 22" as a euphemism for "white?"

Also, Phil is white and can't drive.

 

[Hyperion]

Does homeless count as "lives alone"?

He doesn't really live alone under that bridge. There is nature and shit, it's like the Lion King except really dumb and Phil is Mufasa.

 

[Asandy31]

He also has no real friends, no life, no job, alienates anyone around him, and sits under a bridge all day drawing maps to a country that will never exist........that's as low functioning as it gets. I've known plenty of people who have not driven until their early thirties out of laziness, but they still manage a social life, school, or diverse hobbies....How in the hell can anyone be afraid of a damn car unless they're under it or about to be under it.
Do autists have irrational fears of stupid mundane devices like can openers or hair brushes as well?

He doesn't really live alone under that bridge. There is nature and shit, it's like the Lion King except really dumb and Phil is Mufasa.

No Phil is like Scar, minus the intellect, facial symmetry, and slim physique, which mean's he's just effeminate, evil, and covered in body fur/ hair.

 

[AnOminous]

How in the hell can anyone be afraid of a damn car unless they're under it or about to be under it.

He's a giant pussy. But not driving a car is one of the few things he does right. He is someone who should never be allowed to operate heavy machinery of any kind.

 

[Adamska]

He's only salty about cars since he failed the written test needed to get a permit from what I recall. Before then he talked about them a decent deal with his fantasy Japanese Girlfriend. Also you have to be genuinely low-functioning to not be able to drive a car, 'cause Chris sure as hell can.

 

[AnOminous]

He's only salty about cars since he failed the written test needed to get a permit from what I recall.

You have to be straight retarded to fail that.

 

[2spooky]

No Phil is like Scar, minus the intellect, facial symmetry, and slim physique, which mean's he's just effeminate, evil, and covered in body fur/ hair.

Well no, there's nothing remotely effeminate there, and being evil requires effort, so at the end of the day, there's just thick, black, matted back hair.

At least Scar's was decently groomed.

If anything, Nuka is a better comparison. Obsessive, loony, and infested with mites.

 

[Ruin]

He's only salty about cars since he failed the written test needed to get a permit from what I recall. Before then he talked about them a decent deal with his fantasy Japanese Girlfriend. Also you have to be genuinely low-functioning to not be able to drive a car, 'cause Chris sure as hell can.

How the heck can you fail the written test? It's been a while but from what I remember It's literally

1- Should you drive fast on an icy road? Y/N
2- What does a yield sign look like?

 

[The Dude]

The thought of Philthy behind the wheel of a two ton, potentially lethal machine fills me with even more dread than knowing Chris is regularly behind the wheel of a two ton, potentially lethal machine. Whereas Chris is ignorant, careless, and unobservant, Phil is all those things and potentially violent. If Phil was driving, how long do you think it would take for him to turn that vehicle into a weapon and run down people over stupid things he perceives as slights and offenses? "That CIS guy cut me off! I'm going to run his transmisogynist ass off the road!" "That white guy gave me a dirty look as he crossed the road! Let's see how he likes this Translatinx running him down!"

 

[AnOminous]

How the heck can you fail the written test? It's been a while but from what I remember It's literally

1- Should you drive fast on an icy road? Y/N
2- What does a yield sign look like?

I used to think the written test was pointless since it could not possibly weed out anyone too dumb to drive.

But consider this.

Phil failed this.
Chris passed it.

I think they may have actually drawn the line just right.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Don't forget his most horrific fetish: puppy play!

Spoiler: It's bad; I'm warning you

Oh! I almost forgot this one! It seems that the very low-functioning autist Phil objects to the terms "high-functioning" and "low-functioning" in reference to autistic people. Could this be because he's regularly referred to as extremely low functioning?

If Phil was actually low functioning, his life would honestly be better. At least someone would be taking care of him and he wouldn't have the capacity to cover himself in shitty tattoos, waste money on bondage gear, cause trouble to pretty much everyone he walks up to or embarrass himself online.

 

[Asandy31]

Gather round' for the tale of Philly McFig
Some say, he looks and smells worse than a pig
His hair fell out
It refused to sprout
So, now, his only option is a cheap wig

 

[Adamska]

Eh fuck it here's another limerick about Pigman Phil

There once was a fella from Jersey
He pretended to be a real tranny
He pissed and moaned
Got kicked from his home
He's now gonna die in an alley

 

[Forever Sunrise]

What the hell is up with his text? Why is it all scrunched together like a badly-loaded page all the time?

 

[Stress Sigh]

Let me tell of a fella
Who wish his named was Isabella
Who looked and smelled much like a gorilla
He was such a shame
With no one else to blame
Compared to him the scent of sewage was tame
His birth name is Phil
A personification of modern ills
He hates black which he wants to kill
A living schism
Of much autism
A sad pathetic defense mechanism

 

[Asandy31]

Has anyone seen his tumblr, looks like our retarded Phil child is decompensating and posting more sick junk....I love how he believes that he's fighting for black rights when he has not posted a single photo of a colored person in bondage. I don't think it's because he's tired of seeing colored people in chains, he's just not attracted to them....what a hypocritical wannabe elitist scum bag
Quit transferring your fetishes onto people you want to have sex with,no person of any sex or color wants to have sex with you.