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Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by chimpburgers, Jan 26, 2016.

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  1. God damn it you're right. I forgot about that meaning for MLM. I assumed it meant Maoist since he was once one.
     
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  2. ummm... Almost every scale I've ever seen is exclusively in Kilos.. Its also the medical standard for weight here.
    But maybe its different in the US...
    You'd be surprised..
    It seems like all the tattoo artists that Phil goes to have really low moral and ethical standards for the clients they take on, regardless of how good or bad of an artist they are...
    I mean most reputable tattoo artists would take one look at Phil and would say nope to ever working on him because he is obviously special needs and physically quite dirty ... The fact that Phil finds artists that would tattoo his scribbles onto him without taking his mental state into account shows that they don't really care.. So why would they care about making his infection worse?

    As for any potential risk to other customers, they seem to hold themselves to top notch cleanliness standereds (as described on their website and by other reviewers).... They obviously do not reuse needles and everything would be thoroughly cleaned afterwords. With all that said, considering on how much they pride themselves on their clean environment I'm surprised they would even let Phil through the door...
     
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  3. like fuck does he weigh 90kg. He's 115 at the lightest.
     
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  4. You mean the US, where we don't use the metric system, and also where Phil lives?

    Yeah nah we totally still weigh ourselves in kilos just to make it easier to understand for random Britbongs.
     
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  5. In the Civilised world yes, We also have Stone's in the REALLY civilised world.
     
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  6. Those are the things that the Muslim "refugees" throw at the locals right?
     
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  7. I just learned about gills. The Scottish out did themselves

    From wikipedia
    In Scotland, there were additional sizes:[9]

    • big gill = 1.5 Imp. gill
    • wee gill = 3/4 Imp. gill
    • wee half gill = 3/8 Imp. gill
    • nip=1/4 Imp. gill
     
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  8. btw i ask that because the cursor is clearly on the kg box on that conversion. There is no fucking way he got on a scale and didnt see how much he weighed in pounds.

    In other words he got on a scale, recorded the kg while completely ignoring how much he weighed in pounds, all while getting a nice round number, and got a converter app to change that into pounds. Yeah, no
     
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  9. Untitled.png

    Whatever.

    From his Tumblr/DeviantArt, 15 April 2018:

    australatina_warning_signs___1_7a_8_a_14_by_merconoraustralatina-dc8wdjx.jpg

    [Caption on DeviantArt]
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    Danger warning signs

    Danger warning signs are either triangles or diamonds. Signs being triangles are usually with red borders, white backgrounds and black symbols. Some warning signs also have flashing yellow lights to call for more attention. An exclamation on a sign means general dangers and an additional panel should explain the exact danger, but some countries, especially the United States, just put words on the signs.

    roadsignregsplz.png This image is in the public domain according to Australatina copyright law because it is part of a statute, ordinance, official decree or judgment (official work) issued by an Australatinese federal or prefectural authority or court
     
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  10. Remember when ADF said he was getting his own tattoo kit? He forgot about that pretty quick.

    Also, if he wants to look like his scribbles he should just get a foundation and a bronzer. Hint, hint.
     
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  11. So i guess I could make T-shirts and sell them since these designs are in public domain now?
     
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  12. Anyone wanna open an Australatina Redbubble shop with me?
     
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    Oh I do believe that!
     
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  14. Dropping a two-pound turd doesn't count as weight loss.
     
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  15. Impressive cheese intake shit though.
     
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  16. It's not the $4 laundry that's the problem..... it's the $300+ shitty tattoos
     
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