Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

No he snorted several times during that call.

He didn't ,if you go back and listen to it you can't hear one snort and if you look at the comments for anything referencing snorts all you can find is people saying he didn't snort once,so you get a full screen NO!! And a nice lean in manual sticker ack ack.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Wow his droopy lip is really pronounced there. lol

Watching that clip a number of times, it's looking to me like a product of the way he moves his mouth, not a lack of proper control over it. Combining that with the way that he eats his cake, amd how incompetent he is at looking normal any other time he makes a face, I'm thinking it's both his teeth problems and how fucking abnormal he is.

What gets me is that he knows exactly how he comes across and does nothing about it, even though he hates being made fun of so much.

 

[goku123]

He didn't ,if you go back and listen to it you can't hear one snort and if you look at the comments for anything referencing snorts all you can find is people saying he didn't snort once,so you get a full screen NO!! And a nice lean in manual sticker ack ack.View attachment 2138559

his mouth really does droop, holy fuck.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

He didn't ,if you go back and listen to it you can't hear one snort and if you look at the comments for anything referencing snorts all you can find is people saying he didn't snort once,so you get a full screen NO!! And a nice lean in manual sticker ack ack.View attachment 2138559

Nah he definitely snorted a few times, this has just become a lore meme around here, because it serves the idea that he can control his snorting and thus it's a form of paypig punishment from the guy. Someone else also claimed he never snorted during the Quartering interview and within the first 5 minutes I found a snort/throat clear combo. Nobody is actually making these claims after relistening to the bankruptcy phone call, it's just one of those things people assume is true because enough people say it.

I relistened to it last year and counted about 3 snorts iirc.

 

[Samael Yoshitsuna]

Nah he definitely snorted a few times, this has just become a lore meme around here, because it serves the idea that he can control his snorting and thus it's a form of paypig punishment from the guy.

It is a form of paypig punishment. Why else would he specifically lean into the mic to do it? If he can't control it, that's one thing, but he goes out of his way to be as repulsive as possible.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

He has dogshit microphone etiquette.

But whether he does sounds into the mic to punish his paypigs on purpose or not isn't a hill I'll die on. He probably does do it to fuck with people, he literally used to crush bottles into the mic, so anything is possible.

I just think it's retarded and devoid of supporting evidence that he can control snorts. He has no self control in general.

 

[Schmeckel]

He has dogshit microphone etiquette.

But whether he does sounds into the mic to punish his paypigs on purpose or not isn't a hill I'll die on. He probably does do it to fuck with people, he literally used to crush bottles into the mic, so anything is possible.

I just think it's retarded and devoid of supporting evidence that he can control snorts. He has no self control in general.

I don't think that it's that he can necessarily "control" his phlegm-y ways. It's that he can be more mindful of it to limit how disgusting he sounds when he has to do things that are not his basic videos/shtreems. His spahnsored one, his bankruptcy call, etc. Yeah, he still has some snorts because, well, he's gross as fuck. But he is somewhat able to have fewer instances of nasty noises if there's some serious scam-shit on the line.

It's just jarring sometimes when he has those stretches where he DOESN'T snort. I mean, hell, he has started shtreems off with a quad barrel blast of phlegm and throat clears. So those times that he's not ingesting gallons of mucous, it takes people by surprise.

And we're all autistic here, anyway, so we'll hyper-focus on that stuff.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

Personally I think it has more to do with whether he just finished gorging his food hole or not. He's always snorting up a storm right after he eats, for example. Then when he has the flu it's absolute insanity (cup noodle video for example).

I don't believe DSP is able to control himself, let alone for the benefit of others. I've seen no evidence he's capable of this yet.

 

[Schmeckel]

That would be the GERD from way too much damn gin, followed by more gin.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

 

[DawnDusk]

Dating myself, but damn reading this thread takes me back to 2008 era Chris-Chan days the way people are bonding over the "at least I don't look like that" sentiment.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Nah he definitely snorted a few times, this has just become a lore meme around here, because it serves the idea that he can control his snorting and thus it's a form of paypig punishment from the guy. Someone else also claimed he never snorted during the Quartering interview and within the first 5 minutes I found a snort/throat clear combo. Nobody is actually making these claims after relistening to the bankruptcy phone call, it's just one of those things people assume is true because enough people say it.

I relistened to it last year and counted about 3 snorts iirc.

I relistened to it after reading your post yesterday and there is no snorts,if there is timestamp it.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

I relistened to it after reading your post yesterday and there is no snorts,if there is timestamp it.

Maybe at some point I will. I swear someone else clipped it last year and posted it somewhere in here.

Edit: Okay so I put it on, skip to 10 minutes and 3 seconds...

Right after the throat clear that sounds like a snort to me, I believe that's the first snort, there's maybe 2 more after this that I remember.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Dating myself, but damn reading this thread takes me back to 2008 era Chris-Chan days the way people are bonding over the "at least I don't look like that" sentiment.

I don´t know about you guys but i always rub one off before i sleep reading this thread.

 

[rubynutmeg]

What gets me is that he knows exactly how he comes across and does nothing about it, even though he hates being made fun of so much.

Story of his fucking life.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Okay first off look at those hairy disgusting dale level of legs

Second of all why does he look hunched over like he’s 80 his posture is fucked up I thought the sad deflated pillow he used to stick between the support beams of his loveseat was supposed to help slightly

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Dating myself, but damn reading this thread takes me back to 2008 era Chris-Chan days the way people are bonding over the "at least I don't look like that" sentiment.

Ties a bit into Chris but it's like watching an episode of Hoarders and my 600 lb Life and something switches in your head to do something about it so you don't end up like that.

 

[M0L0K]

I’ve forgotten how fucked up the back of his head is. “Oddly shaped” indeed

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

why does he look hunched

Bad back dood nothing he can do about it all right?
Seriously though I have the same kind of chair and it's not comfortable, I read on it once in a while but after 40 minutes it's a torture, no wonder he's hunched he should get an actual adult office chair

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I call it the "I'm an insecure, blind, out-of-shape gamer" pose.

He looks like he's being constricted into that chair. Hunched over, arms in, and can barely see the screen.