FIGGIN Phil's Yaoi Gallery - Idiocy, Mobile & 56k Warning. -

[Ravenor]

Well I havent really had a chance to curate this yet but this is some of the older Phil lulz dating as far back as 2007, in this you can see some of his longest running lies taking shape and the fallout from the anime club.

I was going to make this more reasonable to look at but Phil doesn't want to have his PTSD triggered (HA!) by recalling what a shit he was so i'll just post this now and clean them up later.

This is LONG and Contains far more salt than your recommended daily allowance.

Edit: The exchanges with Dusty are in the last two posts, you can also see that Phil has been really worried about his weight for a long time he also say's how long he worked for at WaWa.

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[autisticdragonkin]

At least spoil the autism. I can't even properly read this thread since the huge files are making my browser lag

 

[Pillow]

Dude, put it in an Imgur album. It would make things easier to view, download and crop/edit.

 

[Mogambo]

Wow... thank you so much for digging through all of Phil's autistic crap for us. I haven't bothered to read it all yet, but there are some real hoots in there. Off the top of my head:

1. Phil wishes everyone 'Happy New Year' in Russian without realizing that traditional Russian New Year falls on January 14th on the Gregorian calendar (yes, yes, I know officially its been celebrated on January 1st since the Russian Revolution, but most Russians still celebrate BOTH).

2. Phil equates trying to find a cure for autism with a genocide, and then goes on to bitch about 'autistic culture,' whatever the fuck that is. Indigo children maybe? I don't know. Anyway, I'm guessing Phil got this equally autistic idea from the capital-D-Deaf community, some of whom have gone as far as claiming cochlear implants or even hearing people learning sign language will 'destroy Deaf culture.'

3. Phil was already trying to be a vegetarian as early as 2010. Naturally, like all of his other faux liberal causes, it fell by the wayside, but its interesting to note that it did pop up on his radar. I wonder if he even remembers that. He was trying to go vegetarian, or vegan, or something recently. Operative word there being 'was.'

4. He doesn't seem to understand that posting fan fiction pairings of underage characters violates DeviantArt's terms. When he has his underage crap understandably taken down, he flies into a tard rage and screeches about 'discrimination,' never mind how many other gay fan fictions there are that, you know, don't involve underage characters. Then again, I guess it's just in Phil's nature to perv on people young than him.

Good reading. It's interesting to note that Phil was... well, more coherent back then, if not internally consistent. Looking back on these writings, its almost as if we are seeing his first dim attempts at trying to blend in with the (then nascent) SJW crowd. He's still mid-anime obsession, but you can see how he's trying to glom onto being gay and/or transsexual (I doubt he was sure which), as well as claiming to be a Democrat. That's especially interesting in light of Angelo's claim that Phil was a Republican back in the day.

 

[Ravenor]

Sorry about the formatting guy's, I'll try and sort it out shortly I just didn't want to take the chance on missing a opportunity to piss off Phil.

Spoiler: This has now been done.

If I could be sold bold as asking one of the mods like @Clown Doll or @KatsuKitty to spoiler some of the images for me in the meantime that would be a huge help as I am currently on a train and won't have access to the Internet on anything other than my mobile till later on today.

 

[Ravenor]

Thanks kind anonymous moderator for spoilering in my posts I'll come back and add descriptions when I can.

 

[InnocentPerson]

1. Phil wishes everyone 'Happy New Year' in Russian without realizing that traditional Russian New Year falls on January 14th on the Gregorian calendar (yes, yes, I know officially its been celebrated on January 1st since the Russian Revolution, but most Russians still celebrate BOTH).

Well, not really, some celebrate January 14, but it's a lot more quieter than Jan 1st, and it's called Старый Новый Год (Old New Year), so Phil is right here.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Oh god, looking at some of the early posts is... painful. Brings back a lot of memories, particularly of front row seats at his screaming fits. Pretty sure I witnessed the early seeds of some of this first hand...