Pick a country to nuke, and explain your reasoning - NO I AM NOT ADVOCATING FOR GENOCIDE, FUCK OFF GLOWIES

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Premise: You are in a position where you have access to nuclear weapons and have authority to fire them on your command. You are then threatened by an external, omnipotent being that demands you to fire one nuke at one country, or else you and your family will suffer eternal pain and damnation.*

Which country would you choose? What possible effects and consequences would you assume from nuking your country of choice? And why do you believe your choice would be the best possible outcome?

(*yes I know this scenario is silly, I'm just trying to eliminate the "refuse to nuke" option in this hypothetical.)

 

[TFT-A9]

(*yes I know this scenario is silly, I'm just trying to eliminate the "refuse to nuke" option in this hypothetical.)

Too bad, I refuse it anyway. One family's "eternal pain and damnation" is, in the grand scheme of things, a bargain for avoiding a worldwide nuclear exchange.

 

[Coolio55]

Israel. Humanity will be free forever <3 <3 <3 <3

Ok. To elaborate more, I think it's a good bet considering all the Israeli influence that can be felt worldwide. It's either that or China and I think Israel is more important.

Also, why did you post this in Deep Thoughts? This is a prime shitposting thread.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I only nuke Simcities, officer.

 

[Takodachi]

Korea, to avenge MacArthur.

 

[Mal0]

Wakanda.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

America. The country is too sick and too broken to exist any more. Let the country be sterilized by the flames of the sun, in the hopes that those who come after not make the same mistakes.

 

[Salubrious]

This many.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Also, why did you post this in Deep Thoughts? This is a prime shitposting thread.

Man idk I don't browse this forum dont hurt me

Really I was just chilling and I thought about nukes and how much their mere existence weighs on the whole world, and I just thought "hey, I wonder what would happen if one country got nuked", and thus I wrote this thread. If it's off topic or needs to be moved to a more casual forum, I will not resist

 

[Thumb Butler]

Australatina.

Reason:

 

[Joe Swanson]

Mecca, Saudi Arabia

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Too bad, I refuse it anyway. One family's "eternal pain and damnation" is, in the grand scheme of things, a bargain for avoiding a worldwide nuclear exchange.

i take offense to this statement

 

[TFT-A9]

i take offense to this statement

Too bad.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Anyways, I choose to nuke Antarctica. It's a country, but there's no people there to kill, though I guess we would have less penguins or whatever.

 

[Wingnut]

USA.

Since I have control of what I assume is my own country's weapons, that means I could just fire it into one of our own nuclear testing grounds.
Checkmate.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Zanzibarland

 

[A_Skellington]

New Zealand. We need to save them from the tsunami.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I want to find out if Turkroaches are actually immune to nuclear weapons.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Country: Canada
Reason: It's where Canadians live.

 

[draggs]

Country: Europe
Reason: Europe