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Pikimon

Exceptionally Overachieving Mexican
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If you could have any superpower, what would be? And would you use it for good or evil?

Personally I'd love to control plants, it'd save money on groceries and I could solve world hunger, climate change and deforestation in a heartbeat.
 

Some JERK

I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'
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i would have the ability to turn any type of wood into any other type of wood.

you might think that's not much of a superpower, but i assure you, in the wrong hands (mine) there would be havoc unlike this world has ever seen; Violin music would turn sour mid concerto. Beautiful, aromatic mahogany furniture would become cheap, collapsing balsawood eyesores. That nice, hardwood flooring in you mothers house? Forget it. Gone.

"Look upon my works and hardly notice... then slightly despair!!!!"
 

TastyWoodenBadge

My wooden badge was delicious
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Saney said:
I have this weird fascination with freezing things.

Freezing things you say?

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random_pickle

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Shapeshifting

Need to get somewhere fast? Turn into a bird

Need to hide from that potential mugger? Turn into a bird

Need to piss off that annoying neighbor of yours? Turn into a bird

ENDLESS POSSIBLILITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Mourning Dove

Zenaida macroura
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random_pickle said:
Shapeshifting

Need to get somewhere fast? Turn into a bird

Need to hide from that potential mugger? Turn into a bird

Need to piss off that annoying neighbor of yours? Turn into a bird

ENDLESS POSSIBLILITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good thing I'm already a bird. AUGH YEAH

But seriously, the ability to stop time would be really useful for time crunches and otherwise.
 

Wall of Originals

*Spoiled Little Princess*
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I loved Storm from X-Men. Weather manipulation has its perks. But I want super-strength. Who doesn't want to chuck people across the room that are annoying you? :lol:
 

Judge Holden

NO!!! MASSA NO!!!
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The ability to warp reality on will. Because hell, if im gonna have a power let me have the most mary sue power imaginable.

That or the ability to mentally control and create all viruses, bacteria and other pathogenic microbes, just so that I could infect Chris with ebolaherpes :alog:
 

Pikonic

Don’t worry about the mask I’m vaccinated
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I have the one power to have all the powers
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Seriously, I'd go flight. I'd try to be good but I just wanna fly. The ability to fly wouldn't help out too much.
 

Judge Holden

NO!!! MASSA NO!!!
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Fuck it, actually if im to choose a non "super duper overpowered" power im going with teleportation at will.
 

Da Pickle Monsta

Should Have Been Bullied
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The ability to make microscopic black holes. Of course, I could also go with the ability to throw fireballs.
 

Grand Number of Pounds

Sonichu fan
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The ability to turn bronies into manly men with great social skills. We don't need manchildren who fawn over a little girls' show, but we do need courageous, tough men who can hold a conversation.
 
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