Pigstagram - DEVOUR DEVOUR!

[VenomPlug]

Phil likes food, he ̶e̶a̶t̶s̶ DEVOURS only healthy good looking products and is proud of it. So proud that he documents them often. That's where Pigstagram comes into play, to keep all the delicious tasty meal pictures in one place! Feel free to share your finds. Lemme start with these fantastic pics i personally adore:

(I wonder if anyone can tell what that is)

(No idea what that can be either)

(Holy Pizza Mamma Mia)

And his latest one:

(Apparently that was also frozen)

 

[Tetra]

 

[NumberingYourState]

I just had a few grilled brats.

What's this guy's excuse? Oh no wait my cult will feed me through their donations, no worry.

Lol @ "ok"

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Phil's instagram posts go into one of a few categories. Food, Tv, or store pictures.

 

[VenomPlug]

He called this frozen pizza homemade

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He called this frozen pizza homemade

I think he thinks homemade is for food that you didn't get at a fast food restaurant...

 

[Xenomorph]

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That watery ass sauce

 

[ZyklonBen]

 

[Long Donovan]

This shit looks as if a crackwhore had jumped up on his table and birthed this directly onto the plate.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

And his latest one:

(Apparently that was also frozen)

This fucker couldn't make himself a sandwich or something? He had to eat this?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Made these bomb ass chicken wings(about 4lb for friends n gf). Marinaded them for 6 hours in buffalo sauce, honey, cayanne peppers, lemon pepper, Dijon mustard seeds, ginger, cloves, and a light dash of Kentucky BBQ sauce then baked for 45 minutes.

Fucking good shit man

 

[Schmeckel]

I'll readily admit that I am not exactly a culinary genius by any stretch. But, dammit, the microwaved abortions that Phil struggles through make me feel like Gordon fuckin' Ramsay by comparison.

DEVOUR devour

 

[VenomPlug]

That is from DSPig Tries It. I posted it before btw, long time ago. Reposting because i legit want to know WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

 

[Blackadder2000]

You know I saw something like this before... at the bottom of my toilet, after I digested it.

 

[VenomPlug]

You know I saw something like this before... at the bottom of my toilet, after I digested it.

Frozen veggies straight out of the bag, i see this stuff often. They have no taste or quality. He microwaved this garbage, put his SPESHUL SHWAUS on it, called it a day. Bragged about it. That's our Phil.

 

[Blackadder2000]

Frozen veggies straight out of the bag, i see this stuff often. They have no taste or quality. He microwaved this garbage, put his SPESHUL SHWAUS on it, called it a day. Bragged about it. That's our Phil.

Corn looks like if it was pulled out of his ass. I lol how he's proud of eating cereal on his pigstagram. I saw like 10 pics of those there. Rest is about fast food and pasta.

 

[VenomPlug]

Corn looks like if it was pulled out of his ass. I lol how he's proud of eating cereal on his pigstagram. I saw like 10 pics of those there. Rest is about fast food and pasta.

That sad pathetic corn is probably bigger than his micro penis.

 

[Blackadder2000]

I'm speechless. He ate this...

 

[VenomPlug]

I'm speechless. He ate this...

Pretty exceptional, this Pigstagram. Egg looks moisty and raw, he still decided to DEVOUR and took a picture complaining about how bad, instead of getting something good for a change. He has to enjoy garbage, no other explanation. And he's both stupid and lazy for doing so.

 

[ANDS!]

How in the hell is that home made! My god that looks depressing as hell too. I mean the guy doesn't have to be Emeril or anything, but cooking is NOT that hard. I think the most time intensive thing I make is chicken paprikash which is like a two hour affair the way I make it. Also those frozen meals are what 3 or 4 bucks? That's like a thing of six chicken thighs. One chicken thigh with some rice, mushrooms and brocolli can be had for incredibly cheap.

. . .or I dunno, 5 dollar chub of meat, some noodles, mushrooms and heavy cream makes about 3 or 4 beef stroganoffs.

Again, the guy has no interest in putting effort in to things even if they save him money.