Pineapple does not belong on pizza -

[Vitruvius]

You need more tropical fruit in your life, fren.

If you threaten me like that again I'm reporting you to law enforcement

 

[mr.moon1488]

Who cares, I'm gonna eat what I want to eat regardless of redditor opinions.

If you really want to know, we have a lot of Spanish and Chinese influence in our cuisine. Like paella, spring rolls, fried rice and the like

>Spanish and Chinese
I thought the dog meant at taco bell thing was just a meme.

 

[gata]

>Spanish and Chinese
I thought the dog meant at taco bell thing was just a meme.

Don't worry we also have McDonalds for peak american cuisine too!

 

[Blamo]

I heard a rumor about pineapple being put on the pizza to balance out the bad taste of the bad cheap cheese being used.
Could it be any truth to this?

 

[Vitruvius]

I heard a rumor about pineapple being put on the pizza to balance out the bad taste of the bad cheap cheese being used.
Could it be any truth to this?

It's like the gay handkerchief code, you order pineapple on your pizza to signal your willingness to take it in the ass on the downlow

 

[Drain Todger]

Pineapple does not belong on pizza, period. When you bite into a pizza, there should be tomato sauce, meat, vegetables, and herbs on that crust, and that's it.

Under no circumstances should there be, mingled with these things, the unwanted texture of wet, flaccid tropical fruit, god damn you to hell.

Some people bring free pineapple pizza to work and expect other people to eat it. Those people are pariahs and sinners and deserve nothing but relentless scorn. In fact, if you see this happening, you should pull a Ron Swanson and throw it in the trash piece by piece so no one else has to eat that disgusting thing.

 

[garakfan69]

True Italians can always fall back to pasta. What can you fall back to friendo?

Spaghetti with ketchup.

 

[C.U.N.T.]

Pineapple? Fuck yes. Banana on pizza works with some toppings too.
Then either a drizzle of honey (tomato based sauces only) or some Tabasco. Usually Tabasco.

 

[Arminius]

It's like the gay handkerchief code, you order pineapple on your pizza to signal your willingness to take it in the ass on the downlow

I agree, why order pineapple when you can have kiwi.

 

[TheShedCollector]

Pineapple is bright, colourful, sweet, fruity and delicious and if you don't like it your heart is blacker than a 1920's coal miner.

 

[Dom Cruise]

There's literally nothing wrong with Hawaiian pizza, which includes pineapple, it's very good.

Maybe you wouldn't want pineapple on regular pizza, I don't think I've tried it, I probably wouldn't add it to regular pizza, but knowing how it is on Hawaiian it's probably fine and people are being silly by acting like it's some big deal.

 

[karz]

Pineapple on pizza is good. Anyone who copes and seethes about pineapple on pizza needs to dilate and have sex.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Not Alone.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Fat.

 

[Celestial Being]

I enjoy the novelty of Hawaiian pizza, but its definitely a "once every few years" order.

 

[Bonesjones]

Pineapple belongs on pizza but not all pizza.

 

[Puck]

Pineapple does not belong on pizza and if you like it that way you're probably a bottom ass bitch that likes dick in the ass. Real men order supreme.

EDIT: The first person to vote wrong is named SISSY, further proving my point. Is this truly the best the pinapple cuckold crew has to offer?

EDIT 2: @Maskull please refrain from using the wrong stickers on my posts in this thread, I think you meant to leave "agree" and "semper fidelis" stickers in that order.

You dont belong on this forum

 

[Vitruvius]

You dont belong on this forum

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
584 Casino Trail, Whittier, NC 28789
Bring as many of your cowardly pineapple eating friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Pixy]

Kiwi on pizza.

 

[Gangster Talk]

This is the gayest and most basic bitch forced meme food hot take that emerged in recent years.