Pitch a TV show starring lolcows -

[Gordon Cole]

This isy a dumb idea I've had in my head for a couple of days that I'd thought I'd share with you.

RULES:
1.) I'd prefer if you came up with a title, though if you can't that's cool with me too.
2.) It can be any genre you want except reality (Because let's face it, this website kind of defeats the purpose of reality TV.)

EX: Chris in the City: OPL tries to make his way in New York City, hoping to achieve his dreams of scoring china and getting Sonichu off of the ground. But mostly scoring China.

 

[AnOminous]

Lolcow Survivor.

Just Survivor but with lolcows.

The winner wins tard bucks for life, or if they already have them, the best Section 8 housing in the city.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

All my ideas are named after board games since I think it'd be really lucrative to do tie-ins with toy companies and maybe help create a board game multiverse that the general public has been waiting for.

Hungry Hippo - We get Chris super stoned then leave him in a food court with no money and no way to get home.

Snakes and Ladders - We get Chris super stoned then make him climb a ladder while also throwing snakes at him.

Don't Wake Daddy - We get Chris super stoned then lock him in the crypt with Bob overnight.

Crossfire -We get Chris super stoned then airdrop him into a war zone.

Candyland - We get Chris super stoned and then shoot him in the face.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

ADF bike tour across America

 

[sikotik]

ADF bike tour across America

 

[Aristophanes]

Judge Greer: as the title suggests, this show has a similar premise to the world renowned courtroom show Judge Judy, and more regionally based examples such as Judge Rinder (UK). Russell Greer, with his sharp (definitely not slack) legal skills presides over cases in a small-claims court with a twist - all guests are either sex workers or small time celebrities.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Chris and ADF are forced to share a 400 square foot, one bedroom apartment. They are given just enough food to sustain an average human being of their weight. I call it, 'The Aut Couple'

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

You Had One Job with Christine Chandler- Chris is hired for a single day of work and if he manages to not get fired he gets a paycheck.

 

[Hiragana]

Big Brother: Rat King edition - Gather several Rat King members in a house with limited or no contact with the outside world and under constant audiovideo surviellance by the audience. Cattiness, intrigue, betrayal.

Trueman Show: Chris-chan edition - Follow the life of Chris-chan as he goes about his daily life, carefully engineered with actors playing the role of friends, neighbors, co-workers and love interest. Directed by Clyde Clash.

Edit:
Note to self: Read rule 2).

 

[Begemot]

Prison Break: Addiewell rising.

@Autphag plans to escape from HM Prison Addiewell in order to be with his true love, a trans drug-addict guy he stalked after meeting on a bus. Includes gruesome withdrawal scenes with psychotropic delusions about the Celto-negroid matriarchy.

 

[Ravelord]

The walking dead: skeltal edition. A documentary focused on the life (and ascension to lichdom) of Ashley Isaacs.

 

[sikotik]

The Blunder Years:

The story of Jonathan M. Sweet, "The Bad Boy of College Journalism"
While Sweet's already fragile mind slowly deteriorates due to isolation and the mold infesting his house, he recalls his glory days at ASU during the early to late 90s. The first half of the episode consists of how Sweet remembers the events. The second half shows what really happened. Things aren't really and never were juuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine.

Cuck Meets World:

David S. Gallant, a "digital experience developer" tries to put his life back together after losing his day job for disparaging it in his first game. He keeps trying to leave his mark on the world and the internet, but the world, the internet and even his cat leaves a mark on him instead.

 

[Deadwaste]

the natty animated series: an animated series based on the amazing webcomic that is the nattycomic. follows the same plot: guy says something natty doesnt like, natty beats the shit out of them for the remainder of the episode

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Roadkill Chomoland: Fedsmoker gets his own series where he travels across flyover country, exposing baby rapers, pig cops, and other scum of the earth with his mystical camera that exposes his foes for what they really are. But all is not well in Council Bluffs, the Fedsmoker's residence when he needs a break from the road. Steve Justa, the local strongman and truck lifter is constantly at odds with Fedsmoker and often works alongside the baby rapers to get back at the mighty road viking by any means necessary.

 

[CWCissey]

Troon Star. Guilliame 'Sophie' LaBelle is an alcoholic artist who's investigating the murder of her character Sandrat at the hands of mysterious forces that may or may not be related to the new farming venture that has sprung up outside a sleepy Canadian town.

 

[Tlazolli]

A survivor reality show where Chris is in a island alongside other infamous lolcows such as Purplekecleon, Andrew Dobson, Phil and others.