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Queen Pixyteri / Sarah GuilbeauxGlorious Nippon cosplayer, she's no longer poopin'

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Melchett, Jun 28, 2014.

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  1. If this is unnecessary then by all means delete, but the other thread has gotten really stupid, with hundreds of pages of "pixy is fat and i would not have sex with her :epik:" comments.

    Pixyteri is everyone's favourite crazy weeb, I'm gonna post the most recent updates I have heard from the other thread. A user called @PTNR came forward in the last thread talking about recent "blackmail attempts" by Britfag (one of Pixyteri's love interests).
    The story goes that Britfag is blackmailing Pixyteri into sending him a steady supply of noodz (why god why :cryblood: ). You can read all her posts on her profile linked up there, but TL;DR speculation started to go round that Britfag must have had something bordering on illegal for her to keep sending him nudes, rumour spread that it was a picture of her diddling a 3 year old. This is not true however.
    StaminaRose.org (the main imageboard Pixy was discussed) went down because of all the drama, I have no idea if it'll ever be up again...
    EDIT: The magnificent @Luna just linked me to some backup place for now.

    But yeah! links:
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    Check out Pixyteri's hairy legs and weird feet! hawt.
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    I don't know what's going on here...
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    If I didnt know it was Pixy,this one wouldn't be so bad!
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    "Would you fuck me Halsempai?" Aaand she ruined it.

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    It has to be noted that I think most of Pixy's tweets are private, since Staminarose is down it's harder to spread this stuff around.

    NOTE: We know Pixyteri is fat and gross, please don't spam up the thread. Use the other one if you cant comtrol your shitposting.
     
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    #1 Melchett, Jun 28, 2014
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  2. I locked the old thread. I'll have to agree it's a piece of shit, so don't screw up this one, either.
     
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  3. Great to see there's a new thread about it.

    Just asking: What's StaminaRose?
     
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  4. ah, oops sorry my writing skills aren't great. It's an imageboard, ive editted the main post.
     
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  5. "I hate myself and have no friends."

    For goodness sakes, why?
     
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  6. The old thread was fat and I would not post in it.
     
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  7. She has not friends because she is faaaa.... I mean not an agreeable person.
     
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  8. Deep down I feel really bad for Pixy
     
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  9. She's fat.
     
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  10. I second this and would like to add that I would not have sex with her.

    Also, why are her feet doing this?

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  11. I bet she smells
     
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  12. But would you not have sex with her?
     
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  13. Her weight isn't such a big deal with me. Some folks are fat, and they can make it look good. It's the lifting-up-her-skirt-while-looking-like-she's-suffering-GI-problems thing that I find distasteful. I mean, lifting up a skirt can be an awesome thing, but the whole "I've got Crohn's disease" face just ain't sexy. Unless you're weird.

    And I don't mean Crispin Glover weird. I'm talking some of the people on this board weird.
     
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  14. She looks normal in some pictures, but god her head is just big.
     
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    Because TURTLE POWER!
     
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  16. I like how she's proud that she took down SR, since it was because of rumors that she molested a kid.
     
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  17. Exactly. Pixy's size wouldn't be an issue if she just put forth some fucking effort. As it is, she just half-asses everything.

    Except her ass. That's like, two regular asses.
     
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  18. Pixyteri smells.
    As many of you know she works at Home Depot and she has been written up, had her co-workers* complain about her smell, and she's often sent to work outside. She thinks it's just her co-workers being mean to her.

    She doesn't shower. She believes shampoo will make her hair lighter (and she wants it as dark as possible to prove her true hertiji). She is also adverse to soap, we don't know why.
    Remember that video of her crying and her mom screaming like a banshee about making her take a shower before work because she stinks and even dogs take showers (and her hair looks so fucking greasy?)? That is a common occurrence in the Guilbeaux's household. Sarah has to be forced to take a shower. Often in tears. She showers maybe twice a month. Her preferred method of hygiene is soaking in a tub of water, because that's how people in Japan do it. What she is forgetting is that Japanese people shower (with soap and shampoo) before they soak in their tubs.
    So basically, Sarah soaks in a tub of her own filth.

    Remember, this is a woman that is 29. She shits and sweats just like the rest of us. Imagine going one week without showering. Just imagine smelling the aroma of dirty butt, sweaty armpits, stinky hair from sebum and sweat, and god knows what else. Now multiply that by two. No wonder her mother loses her shit.

    We don't even know if she washes her hands often...
     
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  19. What fascinates and worries me about Pixy is how much she has in common with Chris. Socially-unaware adult with weeaboo tendencies and near-total reality disconnect, still living with their (not very good) parents and gaining the Internet's attention via their antics, fear of trolls, delusion regarding personal appearance, love quest, passivity, weird smell ... But this time, it's a girl! In a way, Pixy is Chris 2: The Slightly Shittier Direct-to-DVD Sequel.

    She hasn't been trolled nearly as extensively, though, and we don't know as much about her life. What has been revealed is both depressing and fascinating, but unlike Chris she prefers photos to videos and comics, which don't give as deep a look into her mind. The Pixyverse isn't as extensive or well-documented. That being said, while I don't know if there's enough for a subforum, I do think there's more worth discussing here than whether not she's fat or you would have sex with her. Hell, if we analyzed Pixy even half as deeply as we analyze Chris, there would be enough for a subforum.

    And so, in the spirit of Christory, I ask you: what will Pixy do when Debbie dies? (Projected answer: take nudes and do nothing.)
     
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  20. Cry in her room and shove Pocky down her throat.
     
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  21. And then take some more pictures of her butt while wearing a cosplay outfit five sizes too small for her.
     
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