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Who Do You Think is the Worst Person on the Pizza Party Podcast?


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Vegemite

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Some History

The Pizza Party Podcast is a podcast that was started by a cringy guy who goes by the name "Pan Pizza," on Youtube and two of his friends named Nolan and Ken. The podcast was originally just talking about the latest in cartoon news. This didn’t last long as the podcast started to take a dive from mediocre to pure degeneracy when pan pizza couldn’t help himself one day and declared his love to Zone-tan not knowing that Zone-tan is in fact a dude. It was not long after that before the podcast started to flip their shit over other topics and devolve fairly quickly, because talking about cartoons solely doesn't fill up enough time to hit the one hour mark to officially be considered a podcast.


Ken eventually left the podcast (because he realized his career wouldn't go anywhere if he stayed) and was soon replaced with two new members named Jim (Some dude who reviews movies) and Izzy (formerly known as StevRayBro who became tumblr wet dream overnight). The podcast soon after that just devolved into pan talking about him not being a pedophile for wanting to fuck the Monster Girl Dolls, Izzy talking about being a tranny all the time, and other crap that slowly grew worse over time as all of their egos grew bigger than all of 4chan collective will to live.


Here is a good example of how bad the podcasts gets because this podcast is about a diaper fur and a women who has a fetish for every bodily fluid known to man. (Yet they still draw better than Nolan)

As you can see this podcast occasionally gets guests who are also lolcows already on this forum, degenerates in their own right, or are users that no one has ever heard of or don’t really give a fuck about being there but are to please the mindless jewtube masses.

They are known to sperg out towards many things most notably is Adam from YourMovieSucks shooting down all their excuses for the “Live Action Death Note,” movie and they all chimp out at him for being right about it being trash.


This podcast now ends up with them normally talking shit about other cartoon reviews or people yet none of them has ever had the balls to say these things directly to people’s faces even when they are on the podcast like Digibro (who is also a lolcow on this forum) who Nolan decided to take a shot at on his twitter not too long ago with no self-awareness whats so ever.


They normally get away with this by making made up stories of stuff even more stupid to deflect from their own retardation. Example of this is the story Pan made up of him having a daughter named Wednesday (Because the Adam family had a goth girl named Wednesday and of course pan knows of it) and leaving her at a Target to basically die. He did this to distract from his comments he made unprovoked about him having the legal right to fuck the “Monster High Girls.”


The fans are not much better as his viewers are exactly like anyone of the current members and normally just as bad as pan as they will write fanfictions of Pan’s OC Stephanie being a BDSM dominatrix teasing their dicks. And to no surprise pan reads that shit to all of his friends while secretly masturbating to it after they are gone.



Here is an example of these fanfic readings they called desu archive pussies for because they moved it into the /trash section. Yes even desu archives couldn’t handle this level of retardation and removed it from /co.



Here is an archive Nolan complaining about it also

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5492443/


TL;DR: The podcast was mediocre at first then some guy left and two more people came in and the podcast began to sink like the titanic. The fans and people on there are a spectrum of all the different types of degeneracy you will find online. They will sperg out at people if they hold a negative opinion on shit they like or when people think izzy should shut the fuck up about being trans. Even desu archive finds their group level of cringe so bad they moved their thread into the /trash section and Nolan got mad over it.



Pan Pizza
A scrawny latino manchild who is so anti-social that even people on his own podcast have dubbed him a “cringelord." He is known to go to conventions and be incredibly awkward and legitimately creepy around people especially towards girls. This man obsesses over goth girls especially the one from the dead cartoon series known as the Teen Titans character Raven. He is so obsessed over this character he admitted to going to a convention one year and being so turned on by Raven he made a sex joke about “what else she could use her fingers,” and managed to come off as so creepy he freaked out Tara Strong (Raven's voice actor).


Link down below is pan’s perspective on it and yes it is filled with cringy reaction images of MLP and shit so bewarned.

http://rebeltaxi.tumblr.com/post/28691956175/spaghetti-time-how-i-meet-tara-strong-san-diego


It’s become a meme ever sense that day that pan pizza will never score because of this being his normal behavior of him even by his own friends because even they can see how much of a fuckboi he is.


He is also is a well-known manchild who room is normally filled with toys from children shows that has gotten so bad that he has covered this entire room including his bed with it. No one knows how he manages to sleep at night, but his room sad state can be seen throughout many of his videos.


This is a video tour of his room after he actually cleaned it up after a bunch of fans told him to get off of his ass and do so (Kind of reminds me of another person actually I wonder who :biggrin:)



Did I mention that he is also into lolicon?

He tries to hide it by showing a fan comment left on a Loud House video saying he doesn't want to fuck the underage goth girl, yet he managed to find that comment on the very videos those users left the comments on.

I will show one as an example down below


Go to the comments in the video, even his own fans don’t believe he wouldn’t fuck that underage girl if he could, and also to hear pan’s desperate attempts to cover up that he wouldn’t then the very next second explain how he would fuck a pokemon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqzAGtlATwQ


Did I mention that his favorite character raven isn't even 16 years old yet he was so “inspired,” but zonesama that he drew a picture of Raven showing off her ass? Before his shitty webcomic he mainly just posted naked pictures of raven, and now day he just reposts it so nothing has really changed. (Funny thing isthese are the best images pan ever drawn either that doesn’t have his trademark bowling ball head gorilla women or potato shaped men).

http://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/post/55057801733


He frequently brings up his urge to fuck underage goth girls in the podcasts unprovoked and he tries to argue it isn’t pedophilia. He normally manages to creep out the other members of the podcast when this happens, and they normally have to force him to move on, because they know he won’t stop stroking his own hard on about wanting to fuck underage goth girls if he doesn’t.


It gets even worse on his let’s play channel where you can see the true extend of his social awkwardness. Unlike the podcast, there is no one can stop him from escalating the creep factor thus he ends up telling stories of how he creeps up on girls, and crying over how they brutally rejected him for being the obvious fuckboi that he is. He tries to play it off as a persona or as a joke, but anyone who has ever met him can tell you he is actually like this, and no he isn’t trolling he has a long history of him acting like this.


Here is a comment from a fan of his telling why he actually watches pan now



When he is not fapping to underage goth girls, he manages to find another way to make his fellow podcast members cringe even further by pretending to be his OC’s named Emily Vasquez and Stephany Vasquez from his soon to be dead comic series Loki IRL. It is a self-insert comic about a social awkward nerd trying to make it into the animation industry aka pan’s dream.

It shouldn’t come to no surprise from the people who he hangs out with in the podcast that he is a bit of an sjw.

He has characters that are every stereotypical tumblr gender from A-Zed with the same kind of personalities you can imagine. The women is an abrasive self-serving cunt who gets away with everything and screaming “fuckers,” everywhere because she’s edgy and shit (What makes it even worse is that he calls his made up abomination his little “cisster,” yes he actually does say it like that) Yes pan also likes to RP his dumb OC’s in real life even during the podcast in the middle of a conversation and has done this so much that the other podcast members actually do get pissed at him for doing so.

Someone animated it actually if you want to see him having one of his sperg moments.



This also suggests a possible incest fetish too, because he later turned around one day to say they weren’t related and that emily was a hooker he picked up one day. Most likely he did this to justify future porn he will make eventually between him and the OC and have an excuse that it isn’t weird because they are not blood related or some shit. But in his words “that is ok because she is not real after all.” While the brother who goes by “they,” pronouns is a meek and scared little pussy who can’t do pretty much anything yet gets dominated and sought after from the other “girls,” (which all look like men in drag also suggesting pan might be possibly be in the closet too) aka pan’s self-insert.


No surprise he admitted to fapping to his own artwork.

http://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/post/166023962385


You can see this in his drawings on his pan pizza tumblr of this.

Warning many of the images of characters on his tumblr especially are pornographic.



Yes he is serious about making this into an animated series at some point.


Basically pan is a cuck, but don’t take my word for it, even fellow members of the podcast call him that for his constant crying of how he wants to get laid and his obsession for underage goth girls.

He has an online girlfriend now named OneEyedSheep who probably won’t be with him for long as Pan has had a long list of online girlfriends that never worked out due to how much he whines about not getting laid with them. Which is why most of them have never lasted more than 6 months being with him.


This is a picture of the guy in real life next to Rebecca Sugar and her boyfriend.

TL;DR
Pan Pizza is so cringy even his friends don't defend him and even call him a cuck for crying so much about not getting laid. He is so much of a degenerate he managed to freak out a 40 year old women because he is attracted to a underage goth girl she voices. He also has a fetish for any form of goth girl even if it isn't human like Gothitelle from Pokemon. He plays pretend with his OC’s to fulfil his loneliness for the inevitable departure of his current online girlfriend who he was never interested in really to begin with due to his deep obsession with goth girls. He tries to play everything off as a joke and always fails horribly. He is pretty much a laughing stalk at this point.


Nolan
He is a cartoon artist who isn't succeeding very well so he spends his days on twitter talking shit about other artists to make up for his own lack of talent. His most notable trait is being on this podcast, a fact he knows so much so that he mentions in every other podcasts he ever has appeared in because no one knows who he is otherwise. If he doesn’t introduce himself as this people will seriously ask “who was that fat neckbeard you were talking too?” in the comments below because that’s how notable he actually is.

He most recently went after Digibro (Another lolcow on this site) with no self-awareness what so ever.


He is known to cause drama outside of the podcast on his twitter constantly by making many passive aggressive comments very similar to this on. It is known he is very two face when it comes to how he portrays himself on and off the podcast. He is known to be a loner and highly condescending to anyone that he finds inferior to himself even though the most successful thing he is a part of is this podcast.

Funny enough though he is known to never say this kind of stuff directly to anyone else’s faces when they are on the podcast talking directly to him. He pretends to be nice on the podcast but will backstab anyone that comes on the second they leave. Ironically too he also hates Hollywood for how fake the people there act towards people they don’t like.


Jim

A man who career is from reviewing movies that went nowhere pretty fast, but still does it on occasion. He is not normally found on this podcast anymore because unlike everyone else he actually has a wife and child he has to support, which means he can’t sit on his ass and watch movies anymore. He realized he has to get a job and out of all of them probably is the only one who has a real job outside of the internet that doesn’t involve cartoons made towards retarded five years olds. He rarely makes appearances now days but frequently the fans screech for him to come back to bring back “normalcy,” back to the podcast because he was the least retarded out of all of them.


Izzy aka StevRayBro

A tranny who only begun transitioning not too long ago and now never shuts the fuck up about it. This is not a joke either, every time they are on a podcast or post to twitter it always about them being transtastic or some shit.

It is not abnormal to see her in the podcast always bitching about how life is so hard to be trans or some other sjw bullshit no one cares about. StevRayBro before the transition was never like this, he was just your average neckbeard online and actually didn’t talk very much before the transition. He only ever did to give some real animation insight sense they are the only ones who have done any professional animation work, or have any understanding of the industry sense they have actually worked on some T.V. shows animating before. His most notable work though is doing animation for “Your Mama,” though a show even he admits he hates but has to do in order to pay the bills, yet somehow has no money for any of his surgeries.


Their channel was devoted to animation mostly and only occasionally vlogs that were disguised as speedpaints, but after they announced they were trans they became the stereotypical sjw. Only talked about steven universe, dyed their hair blueish green (which makes them look like Ursula), and throw bitch fits at anyone questioning this transitioning in any form of way. If you say anything less than “stunning and brave,” you will have a horde of fanboys/sjws from both twitter and the comment section of the podcast itself attack you. Normally this holy crusade it will be his other trans friend DoopieDoOver will start fake crying and sending her horny fanboy army after you. Or it will be their other friends like Jaltoid who will start sperging about spreading positivity, and then contradict that straight after to rage at whoever disagreed, and then threaten to come after you if you don’t bow to their holy man queen.


Now days instead of animating you can see izzy e-begging for money to attempt to look like a women, but makes no effort to try and lose weight or make this money by themselves in anyway. They will most likely beg for lipo later because they are too lazy as fuck to do so and it is easier to beg for money than to work for it.

https://www.youcaring.com/izzy-brown-632686


This is what they looked like before they were trans

This is what they look now


This is their legitimate response for people saying “they didn’t see this coming,” was I am not joking the "hint," was a crossdressing anime parody image. They got super offended when people also said that was not a very good sign of being trans because people do that as a joke all the time.
In short they get super offended by everything now in the podcast and resorts to autistic screeching every time someone disagrees with it now.
Best way to upset them is just basically disagreeing with them or giving any form of criticism just like any other sjw.


TL;DR: Steve is now izzy and because of that has become the resident sjw of the group who won’t shut up about being trans and e-begging for surgeries. They normally send fanboys and other sjws to attack people if they show any form of disagreement with him and his toilet water colored hair. They were the only one of the podcast that worked in the animation industry, but now spends all day talking about being trans and steven universe.


Account Links

Pan-Pizza

http://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/RebelTaxi

https://www.facebook.com/panpizza

https://www.instagram.com/rebeltaxi/

Nolan

nolanbartworks.tumblr.com

https://twitter.com/NolanPizzaParty

Jim

http://jimforce.tumblr.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/jimgisriel

https://www.youtube.com/user/nockFORCE

Izzy: Formally StevRayBro

https://www.youtube.com/user/StevRayBro

https://twitter.com/ArtistIzzy



Sorry for the long post, everyone on this podcast has a long list of weird shit they did, forgive the length of detail.
 
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Vegemite

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I think I watched some of Pans list videos and thought he was alright. But holy shit I had no clue what lied beneath the surface.
He has a lot, this isnt even everything, there is another con he attended that tara threw spegetthi on him for acting so creepy. Also he has a video nearly creaming over japan age of consent laws.
He has learned to hide it behind his jokes, but listen very intently, once you begin to notice it, you will not stop seeing it
 

Baffledking

Too deep into the spectrum
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I listened to their stuff for a while, partially because they occasionally had interesting guests on and mostly because I wanted to see how far the creepy pan pizza whole went.

Honestly they all try to come off as self aware, but izzy and nolan both have the capacity to sperg out and pan pizza overshares way too much. I was really wondering if Pan was completely serious or was just playing as an exceptional individual, but he has apparently come out and said over and over again that how he acts on the podcasts and the stories are all pretty true. The best episode was their second one and it was a steep decline after that.

To summarize its notable reoccurring members

Panpizza: Spergy cartoon nerd who's main crime is oversharing despite ostensibly wanting to break into animation industry. If he conducted himself better he could probably breakthrough, but constantly sabotages himself by going on about his fetishes and associating with exceptional individuals.

Nolan: Edgy faggot, tries to cover up his sperging with self deprecation and dry humor but is just as exceptional as pan and has done nothing to even try to be half the professional he strives to be. Coat tail rides pan while making mediocre art and bitching about western artists. His admitted fetishes probably not even half of his deviancy.

Jim: Boring droning analyst who is far past his prime. Works at a movie theater and should probably stop trying to be a youtube cool kid. Did a Web animated series with the guy who created OK KO but has since been consistently unfunny and fallen behind the tide of internet creators.

Izzy: Knows how to actually animate apparently. (For web series they openly mock on the podcast) Knows enough to keep getting work, but has a tendency to shit on other animators and creators which even among the edgier animators is generally seen as unprofessional. Lives in Indianapolis, not super important aside from being far from any legit animation studio as you can get.

Ken: I actually miss this faggot, probably black had some good banter early on.
 

Vegemite

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Sounds like Pan and his friends are definitely no better than Enter or BenTheLooney - makes sense. After all, cartoons/anime are a mistake (to waste time talking about, especially!).
I disagree because Mr.Enter tried to get people fired over a shitty joke on spongebob and harassed the writers.
Ben cant take critcism for shit and knows his art is shit thus he tries to ride off of shadman fanbase or other artists to justify him drawing himself fucking a ten year old.
 

Baffledking

Too deep into the spectrum
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He left to try and make his own podcast, but nolan and him got into a fight and nolan deleted everything fucking ken over a bit.

In short nolan and ken had a fight that is why ken is no longer on the pizza party podcast

Honestly not sure if this thread will really survive, but I would love more info on Nolan since he apparently starts the most shit outside of the podcast (I don't follow anyone outside that exceptional medium.) I know he has done a ton of passive aggressive shit, but aside from that he has said that he was a part of a bunch of fandoms. I know he would hardcore sperg about sonic given any excuse and he seems to latch on to any fandom and then try to shit on them to seem superior.

I wish I could cite my sources since I'm going on mostly memory of what they talked about in podcasts, and I dont wanna dive through all that shit again.

I do know that Nolan has apparently started various fan comics that may or may not have been fetishist/furry in nature. He seems to think that if he would commit to making his comics that would somehow lead him to internet artist glory, but I've seen little evidence that he has put in any effort to do such.
He has admitted that what One of one punch man fame did would be his best case scenario. Given that nolan seems to not have any interest outside of fandoms and his fetishes I find this unlikely.

This is all over several episodes so I'm sorry I can't cite anything directly.
 

Vegemite

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Honestly not sure if this thread will really survive, but I would love more info on Nolan since he apparently starts the most shit outside of the podcast (I don't follow anyone outside that exceptional medium.) I know he has done a ton of passive aggressive shit, but aside from that he has said that he was a part of a bunch of fandoms. I know he would hardcore sperg about sonic given any excuse and he seems to latch on to any fandom and then try to shit on them to seem superior.

I wish I could cite my sources since I'm going on mostly memory of what they talked about in podcasts, and I dont wanna dive through all that shit again.

I do know that Nolan has apparently started various fan comics that may or may not have been fetishist/furry in nature. He seems to think that if he would commit to making his comics that would somehow lead him to internet artist glory, but I've seen little evidence that he has put in any effort to do such.
He has admitted that what One of one punch man fame did would be his best case scenario. Given that nolan seems to not have any interest outside of fandoms and his fetishes I find this unlikely.

This is all over several episodes so I'm sorry I can't cite anything directly.
No you are fine dude, I have heard of that I will look into it to see more about nolan because I do know a bit about him being a sperg but ill double check to see if it is true
 

X-Shaped Weeaboo

Not another anime avatar!
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I want Pan to really step outside himself because he has a few likable qualities and mannerisms that give the impression of a ton of potential. He's a loser, sure, but I find his videos to be really well done. Out of everyone on the podcast, he's the only one I ever manage to care about and he often comes across as a complete doormat.

In fact, this tendency to roll over at the first sign of confrontation I think is at the crux of most of his cow-ish tendencies. He'd probably stand up for himself more and get some actual industry work done if he dusted himself off and matured. Maybe in the future he gets to fuck a girl and turn his life around, but we all know the tendency for people on the internet to actually improve is less than zero.

Everyone else though can go fuck themselves. Nolan is a pretentious, self-important hack that's Dobson levels of ignorance and disdain for others that are better than he is. Izzy, on the other hand, is just really fucking boring and is such a killjoy. And how much they cry, Jesus Christ. Seeing that fucking douche get all assmad when YMS tore apart his, frankly, hilariously awful defenses of the Death Note film was more than I could handle. What a fucking bitch Izzy is.
 

Baffledking

Too deep into the spectrum
kiwifarms.net

the earlier link of Pan crying about his friendzone didn't work for me so I thought I would post this. Again I apologize for not being able to properly cite this but he has apparently addressed this specific vid in a podcast and said it was legit him being honest. I don't hate Pan, but this shit is so fucking incriminating I have no fucking clue why it would ever be posted.
 

Fleeb

Spooky
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I actually really enjoy this podcast. There's not many decent animation podcasts out there and it's rough, but not low quality nature is kind of endearing. There's no worst host because everyone is a fucking garbage fire of a person (except Jim), including most guests.

I always expect Nolan getting kicked off for being too controversial.
 
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Shokew

Trial by Fire! Trial by Fire!
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I disagree because Mr.Enter tried to get people fired over a shitty joke on spongebob and harassed the writers.
Ben cant take critcism for shit and knows his art is shit thus he tries to ride off of shadman fanbase or other artists to justify him drawing himself fucking a ten year old.

Yeah, can't argue against that logic... And I won't, honestly. However, that's only because Pan has potential to better himself, unlike these two losers; he just needs to do it by standing up for his sorry ass more. There's only so much I can forgive when Pan acts like this... This embarrassing...

I say this, only because he's still one of two cartoon spergs I don't like dissing on too much (mostly because he knows his shit and how to apply it when it's not gushing over CP/loli BS that he needs to fucking keep to himself if he ever wants to get anywhere EVER.), unlike Enter and Ben who both deserve any and all hatred and ridicule lobbed at them with a catapult.

Sad as this is to read up on, It's still not too late for Pan to turn his ass around, unlike his friends - and especially unlike Entard and BenDaPedophile, anyway. Just don't fetishsize goth girls on YT anymore, for starters! Or whine/cry about breakups there either - that's shit best kept to himself (as in, no one else (outside of his friends, anyway) needs to really hear it! I sure don't.). Might as well extend both to social media, as well, to be on the safe side - it gets in the way of work after too long.
 

Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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I think I watched some of Pans list videos and thought he was alright. But holy shit I had no clue what lied beneath the surface.
Yeah, it's usually wise to not to look into the personal lives of YouTubers, as people like Pan or MovieBob have proven time and time again.

But of course, a large part of that is their willingness to share that shit. Like how Pan apparently doesn't wash his dick and has contracted 4 different UTIs because of it (He's even confirmed it on his Tumbr)
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And keep in mind, he's considered one of the better animation reviewers out there, which isn't much of a stretch, or an accomplishment, considering people Like PhantomStrider, Enter, BenTheLoony and DigiBro exist.
 

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