Plan B - If HH Returns...

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It occurs to me that Phil will probably want access to his hidden forum. I would be surprised if he has not already requested it. Keeping this hidden has been a genius move (seriously, whoever thought of this should be in the space program)... But there may come a day when, for some reason, we want to grant Phil access to his own forum.

If that happens... What if we had another parallel hidden forum to which he could be granted access? One in which we had all our Translatinx Kiwis talk about how worried they were about Phil's health, and how they hoped he'd seek treatment?

The key is, there would be no way Phil would know he'd been granted access to the wrong forum, and the last time he came to the forum, hearing that we didn't hate him caused a royal chimp out. Either way, it wouldn't be trolling, because it relies entirely on Phil just being himself.

Still better that he stays in total darkness, just suggesting a potential endgame.

 

[John Furrman]

And con him into doing what exactly by having a pseudo-phil board? That seems like too much effort for too little a payoff. My heuristic rule is that if one has to put in more effort than the lolcow, who is really coming out on top?

 

[Xarpho]

And con him into doing what exactly by having a pseudo-phil board? That seems like too much effort for too little a payoff. My heuristic rule is that if one has to put in more effort than the lolcow, who is really coming out on top?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

And con him into doing what exactly by having a pseudo-phil board? That seems like too much effort for too little a payoff. My heuristic rule is that if one has to put in more effort than the lolcow, who is really coming out on top?

I see your point, and I'm not disagreeing. I will point out that it would take very little effort to fool Phil, so it's not like we'd have to invest much. I suppose my goal would be to open Phil up to actually conversing with us. It's rare, but it's been known to happen in the past, and I think having him come to us would increase our chances.

 

[chimpburgers]

No.