Hello fellow Kiwis! It’s been a while since I last graced this forum, hasn’t it?
So what better way to herald my return with a little something I found on everybody’s favourite art site?
Now, you might be thinking: “Lavateinn, you Dusclops-loving idiot, who is Planet-Sirenia?”
http://planet-sirenia.deviantart.com/
If you want the short answer: It’s a group on DA dedicated to a very specific fetish.
If you want the long answer: Planet-Sirenia is, by far, one of the most cringe-worthy groups I have come across in a long time. While there aren’t many members (12 in total), each one of them is potential lolcow material. This particular group was founded because of one episode of the classic cartoon Ducktales, of which featured this goddamn monstrosity:
This is what is known as a Siren Duck, and yes, it is meant to make you feel uncomfortable and clearly isn’t something you’d want to masturbate to, right?
Well, as many of us like to say: “Anything is possible on the internet”, and as it turns out these guys do indeed fap to this. While they’re a minority, the dedication some of these members have to their fetish is jaw-dropping, one member in particular having 29 PAGES on his account especially for this fetish (of whom I will get to in a minute). His gallery alone is enough to make anybody’s eyes bleed, and some of his work has even made it onto our very own Deviantart Horrors topic! These guys are a closely-knit group, and damage control whenever people call them out on their disgusting behaviour (some of which involve underage characters, too).
And speaking of which – I think it’s time to introduce some of these members! Now I won’t talk about all of them, just the ones that stick out the most, though I will add details if any info on the lesser-known members come up.
Thieviusraccoonus AKA: “Dusty” (POWERWORD: DUSTIN LAUGHLIN) – The founder of Planet-Sirenia AND the uploader of the Siren Duck clip I posted above. He has other fetishes too, mostly involving feet, bondage and being changed into what he calls “Cthulus” (which are pretty much the equivalent of Chinese bootleg knockoffs of our true Lord and Saviour Cthulu). When asked about his Siren Duck fetish, his excuse tends to be “Autism” (and a lot of the members have Autism, just sayin’).
EDIT: The guy's also made a journal depicting the "lore" of Siren Ducks, including a detailed paragraph of how they mate. Here's the link: http://thieviusracoonus.deviantart.com/art/Info-about-Siren-Ducks-284354443
EDIT2: I can confirm that the YT profile Dusty used to upload the footage from the episode uses his real name.
Jacobyel – Dusty’s BFF, his art pack-mule and the co-owner of the group. This is the guy I mentioned earlier, sporting over TWO HUNDRED pages of MS Paint garbage. He’s also a crossoverfag, and has pretty much done crossovers of EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MAN (and lizards). While he’s not as volatile as Dusty about his precious fetish, he’s still incredibly dedicated to it, so he’s still lolcow material.
Tigerbreath13 – The guy who does most of the damage control, getting pissed off whenever his fellow fappers get called out. He also has a foot fetish and tends to draw the same bodies for people over and over again.
Jose-Ramiro – One of the only members who draws using crayon. Another member who’s wormed his way onto the Deviantart Horrors topic, this guy seems to have a boxing fetish as well as a Siren Duck fetish, and subjects underage characters to it as well.
So far, other fetishes that have been featured in Siren Duck artwork are:
Incest
Mpreg
Inflation
Vore
Transformation
Bestiality
Sexually Attracted to Monsters
Hypnotism
Surprisingly enough, only Jacobyel is on encyclopedia dramatica, and he doesn’t even have a page dedicated to him, so this is something that has yet to be documented properly.
Oh, and one more thing...
JOIN OUR FAMILY. IT IS YOUR DESTINY.
So what better way to herald my return with a little something I found on everybody’s favourite art site?
Now, you might be thinking: “Lavateinn, you Dusclops-loving idiot, who is Planet-Sirenia?”
http://planet-sirenia.deviantart.com/
If you want the short answer: It’s a group on DA dedicated to a very specific fetish.
If you want the long answer: Planet-Sirenia is, by far, one of the most cringe-worthy groups I have come across in a long time. While there aren’t many members (12 in total), each one of them is potential lolcow material. This particular group was founded because of one episode of the classic cartoon Ducktales, of which featured this goddamn monstrosity:
This is what is known as a Siren Duck, and yes, it is meant to make you feel uncomfortable and clearly isn’t something you’d want to masturbate to, right?
Well, as many of us like to say: “Anything is possible on the internet”, and as it turns out these guys do indeed fap to this. While they’re a minority, the dedication some of these members have to their fetish is jaw-dropping, one member in particular having 29 PAGES on his account especially for this fetish (of whom I will get to in a minute). His gallery alone is enough to make anybody’s eyes bleed, and some of his work has even made it onto our very own Deviantart Horrors topic! These guys are a closely-knit group, and damage control whenever people call them out on their disgusting behaviour (some of which involve underage characters, too).
And speaking of which – I think it’s time to introduce some of these members! Now I won’t talk about all of them, just the ones that stick out the most, though I will add details if any info on the lesser-known members come up.
Thieviusraccoonus AKA: “Dusty” (POWERWORD: DUSTIN LAUGHLIN) – The founder of Planet-Sirenia AND the uploader of the Siren Duck clip I posted above. He has other fetishes too, mostly involving feet, bondage and being changed into what he calls “Cthulus” (which are pretty much the equivalent of Chinese bootleg knockoffs of our true Lord and Saviour Cthulu). When asked about his Siren Duck fetish, his excuse tends to be “Autism” (and a lot of the members have Autism, just sayin’).
EDIT: The guy's also made a journal depicting the "lore" of Siren Ducks, including a detailed paragraph of how they mate. Here's the link: http://thieviusracoonus.deviantart.com/art/Info-about-Siren-Ducks-284354443
EDIT2: I can confirm that the YT profile Dusty used to upload the footage from the episode uses his real name.
Jacobyel – Dusty’s BFF, his art pack-mule and the co-owner of the group. This is the guy I mentioned earlier, sporting over TWO HUNDRED pages of MS Paint garbage. He’s also a crossoverfag, and has pretty much done crossovers of EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MAN (and lizards). While he’s not as volatile as Dusty about his precious fetish, he’s still incredibly dedicated to it, so he’s still lolcow material.
Tigerbreath13 – The guy who does most of the damage control, getting pissed off whenever his fellow fappers get called out. He also has a foot fetish and tends to draw the same bodies for people over and over again.
Jose-Ramiro – One of the only members who draws using crayon. Another member who’s wormed his way onto the Deviantart Horrors topic, this guy seems to have a boxing fetish as well as a Siren Duck fetish, and subjects underage characters to it as well.
So far, other fetishes that have been featured in Siren Duck artwork are:
Incest
Mpreg
Inflation
Vore
Transformation
Bestiality
Sexually Attracted to Monsters
Hypnotism
Surprisingly enough, only Jacobyel is on encyclopedia dramatica, and he doesn’t even have a page dedicated to him, so this is something that has yet to be documented properly.
Oh, and one more thing...
JOIN OUR FAMILY. IT IS YOUR DESTINY.
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