CUCK! PLANS TO MURDER AHUVIYA AND PHOENIX IN THE NAME OF GAMERGATE - THIS IS WAR

[CatParty]

THIS IS WAR

phillip haskins delici has declared solidarity with phoenix singer

both of them are abusers and must be stopped.

we know they are both based out of portland at the moment so we should get the move on this as soon as possible.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

poison his cheese

 

[melty]

I'm on it

 

[VLAD]

gas up tha race wer van n stop @ area 51 first so we cn pik up all the skeeleatins

 

[meatslab]

"Ah. Ok."

 

[gophergoober]

blood for the blood God! Also what caliber were you going to use?

 

[Bad Dog]

Put a bomb in ginger root so when phillip gets figged he explodes

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I was thinking we could try the old method. Drive-by on Phil while screaming "Die ADF, long live GamerGate!". This time, however, we use a 9mm pistol instead of an Uzi, cause the recoil was too much for the shooter.

 

[Splendid]

No, we need to use a deagle.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Ungh, yeah... Beats Boss Broseph gonna drop a rhyme yo.

Tonight I cross the border
To put Portland in order
Free from Social Justice Order
Get my video recorder
I’m a frontline reporter
Deagle Nation Supporter
With my homemade mortar
I’m a weapon hoarder
Preparin’ for the World War
Just like the Marine Corp
Ahuviya and Phoenix right next door
Robbin’ all the cheese stores
Crimes I won’t ignore
They’re fucking done for
Crimes I won’t ignore
They’re fucking done for!!!!!!!!!

Sneak in thru the back door
Search out the ground floor
War is what I look for
And here it is galore
I’ll settle the score
Gamergate I speak for
This is what ya asked for
Ain’t my fault it’s yours
So I kill the tranny whores
And I fill the street with gore
I attack the club for more
Machinegun the dance floor
And the desert eagles soar
I don’t care anymore
And the desert eagles soar
I don’t care anymore!!!!!!!!!

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

abduct him and pull him into the racewar van and staple his balls back on

 

[Cosmos]

I'm on it, guys. I'll start talking my vagina, which will drive Phil into an incoherent rage because he doesn't have one. Then you guys snipe him from the race war van while he's distracted.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Deck the trannies.

 

[Null]

I just can't help but notice how wonderful our page integrated into Facebook. That's actually really quite nice.

 

[CWCissey]

"Welcome to the Jungle! We killin' Trannies! Welcome to the Jungle! Postal 2 is a fun game! Welcome to the Jungle! Killin' the Benders! Welcome to the Jungle! We're killing these trannies 'cause we're the jungle! Welcome to the Jungle! We got Deagle Nation YEAAAHHH!!!"
"Welcome to the Jungle! We got Deagle Nation! Welcome to the Jungle! We're killin' all the nerds in this game, 'cause I don't like Phil! And I don't like Ay! And I think that's gay! 'Cause that's what I think, let's play! This game! To the jungle, we're killing all the Trannies!"

 

[Tismo]

force him to ride a static bike and if he stops pedaling he gets electro-shocked until he dies

 

[Meowthkip]

Do we really even have to kill Phil? I'm content to sit back and let the AIDS do all the work for us.

 

[VLAD]

Do we really even have to kill Phil? I'm content to sit back and let the AIDS do all the work for us.

Always double-tap to confirm your kills.