Plating the Blam - A look back at Tooterology

[BigTodd]

Tom was raging at "kekistanies" and DeadPool. Starting at 12:16 is great.

visiting the alt real world of the kiwi farmers Vol I Issue I

i had thought that the "ranterds" and "ambeasts" had achieved the nadir for civilized consciousness, but the kiwi farmers plumb new depths of depravity every...

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"Do you know how to plate the blem motherfucker? Bring it to me in person!"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He looks like shit.

 

[Consider Lizards]

From the comments:

Angelica Perduta
At least one of their members is an agent for the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation who has been slandering and harassing me personally for several years. I had several of his accounts taken down on Facebook and Google a blog page of his under the harmful publications act

Goddam abbos

 

[Army Burger]

He looks like shit.

So a typical day then

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

From the comments:

Angelica Perduta
At least one of their members is an agent for the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation who has been slandering and harassing me personally for several years. I had several of his accounts taken down on Facebook and Google a blog page of his under the harmful publications act

Goddam abbos

Paranoid delusions of grandeur

 

[break these cuffs]

From the comments:

Angelica Perduta
At least one of their members is an agent for the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation who has been slandering and harassing me personally for several years. I had several of his accounts taken down on Facebook and Google a blog page of his under the harmful publications act

Goddam abbos

Now I want Tom to become a gangstalking sperg.

 

[MediocreMilt]

From the comments:

Angelica Perduta
At least one of their members is an agent for the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation who has been slandering and harassing me personally for several years. I had several of his accounts taken down on Facebook and Google a blog page of his under the harmful publications act

Goddam abbos

You know, I'm sure this place is lousy with various Feds but the reason they're here isn't to gangstalk random transexuals.

 

[Deadpool]

Lmao I remember causing that rant, it was a good day. Still not a kekistani either.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

People still do the whole "praise kek" thing? I thought that was some 2018 zoomer bullshit.

 

[Deadpool]

People still do the whole "praise kek" thing? I thought that was some 2018 zoomer bullshit.

That video was from 2018. I have no idea why I said top kek that once, but it ended up being worth it.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

That video was from 2018. I have no idea why I said top kek that once, but it ended up being worth it.

Herpity derpity doo, I didn't even see the date.

That's one of the great things about Tom's lolcow career; the tiniest random thing will set him off and no one can predict what it will be. A bit like Chris in his golden years (trollden years?) but with even more pants-shitting.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

I can't wait to use my connections with the secret police to stop him from eating old Townhouse crackers he finds in the dumpster.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't wait to use my connections with the secret police to stop him from eating old Townhouse crackers he finds in the dumpster.

Why would you want him to stop dumpster diving, especially in these trying times? He might get shot again.

 

[F. Murray Abraham]

Why would you want him to stop dumpster diving, especially in these trying times? He might get shot again.

 

[TaterBot]

Why would you want him to stop dumpster diving, especially in these trying times? He might get shot again.

Some scientists say the coronavirus can stay on metal surfaces for as long as 9 days. If Tom gets Covid-19, he's a goner.
So, go dumpsterdiving shopping, Tom.

I don't watch his videos. "Plate the blam"?

 

[F. Murray Abraham]

Some scientists say the coronavirus can stay on metal surfaces for as long as 9 days. If Tom gets Covid-19, he's a goner.
So, go dumpsterdiving shopping, Tom.

I don't watch his videos. "Plate the blam"?

He tried to threaten Deadpool in the video above but his toothless maw makes it difficult to hear what he says, so everyone just assumed he said "Do you know how to plate the blam, motherfucker? Bring it to me in person!" In this same rant, he thinks that when martial law is declared, a mystic shadow government will appear that will make him a military Commander or Admiral and give him powers to kill his internet trolls.