Playstation 4 -

[KatsuKitty]

Being the Sony sperg he is, will Chris buy himself a PS-Quadruple?

 

[The Tape Collector]

Imagine how decrepit he will be when the PS-Quintuple comes.

 

[Seahorses]

Being the Sony sperg he is, will Chris buy himself a PS-Quadruple?

You mean to ask will we be buying him a PS4 through the tugboat?

 

[Something Vague]

Well, you know, at least our tax dollars are going towards more lulz from our favorite autistic wonder, even though they have slowed down to an occaisional trickle.

 

[sethrutgers22]

He won't be able to play it if he lives in his car. The only game he'll be playing then is kick the niggo arm what reaches through the window to take your wallet while you sleep

 

[Something Vague]

At least the niggo will be able to play a literal game of kick the autistic.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris would pre order it even if it meant depriving his mother of food and medicine. Video games are the only thing in his life that matter to him. He doesn't have a girlfriend, nobody loves him. All he has is the radiant glow of non-judgmental pixels (unlike the pixels in my avatar, which bore directly into his soul and find him wanting).

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He will buy a PS quadruple, no doubt about it. In an extremely rare example of foresight, he will will plan for a possible negative future situation by arranging for his quad to be buried with him in case he dies before release date.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The irony of it is that there is probably nothing Chris plays that will require the processing power of the PS4. Chris wants it just to have it. It's the very same reason Barb probably has 7 baby strollers and 15 Christmas tree stands.

 

[renomakicwc]

The irony of it is that there is probably nothing Chris plays that will require the processing power of the PS4. Chris wants it just to have it. It's the very same reason Barb probably has 7 baby strollers and 15 Christmas tree stands.

... Are you serious?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The irony of it is that there is probably nothing Chris plays that will require the processing power of the PS4. Chris wants it just to have it. It's the very same reason Barb probably has 7 baby strollers and 15 Christmas tree stands.

... Are you serious?

About which part?

 

[Saney]

The irony of it is that there is probably nothing Chris plays that will require the processing power of the PS4. Chris wants it just to have it. It's the very same reason Barb probably has 7 baby strollers and 15 Christmas tree stands.

... Are you serious?

Well, they are hoarders...

 

[Niachu]

I wouldn't chalk it up to hoarding so much as Chris being an impulse buyer.

 

[Null]

I wouldn't chalk it up to hoarding so much as Chris being an impulse buyer.

It's hoarding.

I just cleaned out my friend's living room, stuffing all the trash into a box to be thrown out. My friend and I walked to the post office and back, and when we came back his older half-brother was digging through it. Among the things he took out of the complete garbage: paper map of the area he's lived in his entire life ($0.69), a lead paint tester kid ($8, used), a phonebook from 2008.

The contents of his house are stacked to the roof in places when the tour was done. Bob probably was actively trying to clean out certain areas without her knowing. He's dead, the 2 have been feeding on each other's mental illnesses and depressions for years now.

Just look:
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[Niachu]

I wouldn't chalk it up to hoarding so much as Chris being an impulse buyer.

It's hoarding.

I just cleaned out my friend's living room, stuffing all the trash into a box to be thrown out. My friend and I walked to the post office and back, and when we came back his older half-brother was digging through it. Among the things he took out of the complete garbage: paper map of the area he's lived in his entire life ($0.69), a lead paint tester kid ($8, used), a phonebook from 2008.

I mean the fact he's buying it at all when he doesn't need it. He impulse buys video games and the like. Though I wouldn't be surprised if he was being a little more careful with his money these days.

 

[Saney]

I mean the fact he's buying it at all when he doesn't need it. He impulse buys video games and the like. Though I wouldn't be surprised if he was being a little more careful with his money these days.

Chris being careful with his money? Now there's an odd thought.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I mean the fact he's buying it at all when he doesn't need it. He impulse buys video games and the like.

A hoarder is just someone who has been an impulse buyer for long enough.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if he was being a little more careful with his money these days.

I would be very surprised.

 

[Niachu]

He does hoard his games too, so...yeah.

I would think he would impulse buy more when stressed, but signs seem to indicate he's sobered up a bit to the circumstances.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He does hoard his games too, so...yeah.

I would think he would impulse buy more when stressed, but signs seem to indicate he's sobered up a bit to the circumstances.

But when isn't he stressed?

 

[Niachu]

Those brief moments of sweet video game escapism.