PLUS SIZE BARBIE, WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE, TORRID HAUL!!!!! - 8/10/18

[Panboys Probation Officer]

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=fszEcp1OGEE

Today is August 7th, she's officially caught up with her vlogs!
Amber can't upload daily anymore because she's so busy.
Necks and the beast rap twinkle twinkle little star.
She does her own version of the Beanboozle Challenge - she doesn't know if anyones ever done it before...
Necky can't tell the difference between chocolate pudding or dogfood flavored jelly beans.
Necks loves her some toothpaste flavored jelly beans.
Hambert is not good with names y'oll.
Hambeast admits that the size 5 "chest piece" that she got from torrid doesn't fit her. She believes that next summer she'll be able to wear it
All the dresses our gorl gets from torrid she totally wears as dresses you goise!
No scale shot, she claims she weights 522.8 elbees now!
She isn't eating as much anymore or going out to eat as much anymore y'oll!

 

[C3PBRO]

"Plus size" is a little optimistic.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

What comes after plus anyhow? Mega plus?

And after 1:12 I had to tap out. Good luck to those who go forth and conquer.

 

[MemeGray]

What comes after plus anyhow? Mega plus?

Barbie^2

 

[Twinkie]

Becky revealed she is related to Rebecca Gayheart, the crackhead actress who killed a child. I wonder if Becky gets sad on that anniversary.

 

[FitBitch]

What comes after plus anyhow? Mega plus?

And after 1:12 I had to tap out. Good luck to those who go forth and conquer.

Rotund.

 

[pickleniggo]

I made it about fifty seconds to the point where this ungrateful beanbag gets passive aggressive to her actual “fans”.

 

[oasys]

The horrifying moment you hear "you can brush my hair" and you know what's coming next and pray to God for mercy but it's too late to click away...

 

[Owlflaps]

Amber isn't a Barbie, but more as a Cabbage Patch Kid. A really ugly, Cabbage Patch kid.

 

[Long time lurker]

"I'm really happy I'm not gaining" Amber-Five-Hundred-Plus-Pounds-Reid

 

[FitBitch]

Did we get a weight? I will watch for a scale.

 

[C3PBRO]

Doing a try-on haul of your brand new 324XL clothing and discussing your intentions to lose weight in the same video.

 

[Long time lurker]

Did we get a weight? I will watch for a scale.

No scale, Amber thought it wasn't necessary. Didn't lose any, claims to not have gained. (edited) In other words, she's lying.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Spoiler: To my Shooping Kiwis - You know what you must do

 

[pucheenpicaroon]

like i know those candies barely have any calories and don't really matter at the end of the day but it made me uncomfortable to see becky shouting 'swallow' to a five hundred pound woman while she had food in her mouth.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Eating the eldritch horrors food that Amber concocts should have well prepared them for the Bean-Boozle challenge.

And surprise, surprise the beanbag doesn't know jack shit about Becky, maybe if she gave her a piece of orange chicken every time she told her a personal fact she would remember.

Every time she says chest piece this image comes to mind.

Spoiler: Pretty accurate I think

 

[AJ 447]

Becky is just so lucky to be with this sexpot.

 

[sperginity]

Damn she knows so little about becky.


WTF is bigger than a moose knuckle? When she's dancing I spotted one on the under fupa

 

[PiggyPie]

those legs....

fucking yikes man

 

[C3PBRO]

I've done it, gorls.

I made the most disgusting Amberlynn gif I might ever make. I'm going to delete my account now, and then go kill myself.

Spoiler

Holey pants, falling dander, and yes, trapped strands of lint-laden hair swinging from the pinching crevice of her gunt.