Mary the Goldsmith
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I love Keksandra's retarded dialogue its funny (at least to me).
So Newfag is gonna become a man in the next update?
So Newfag is gonna become a man in the next update?
Let's Sperg Pokemon Clover Nuzlocke (Screenshot let's play) - aka Pokemon Meme or Pokemon /vg/
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
This is a pokemon romhack, even if by 4chan, I think they blue ball you as a joke.
Let's say he gets wet.
After reaching Triport City, NEWFAG's crush Kymmi gives him a ticket and invites him to join her on the Ruse Cruise.
And were immediately attacked by Team Karma upon entering.
I make jokes and they come true, we find this child hanging out in his room in a jockstrap. This encounter would be a lot more awkward if I had chosen TITSGTFO at the start.
Funny thing I missed the first time, they Jew trainer class doesn't give you any money when you beat them.
This old man and his wife are a bit of a gag quest. They are on opposite ends of the ship, not super far apart, especially with a Celebi in my pocket to dilate time. You have to go back and for between them passing their break up messages about twenty times. It's extremely tedious and I was expecting it to be all for naught.
Junk Balls are the made in china shitty Pokeballs that cost a buck each.
We catch some sailors having gay sex.
- Yes
- Oh, Tittai are Pokemon that don't look like tits.
I guess maybe those are tits on it's back.
-No.
- Wait shit, what if Kymmi sees!
Maymay's evolution gets even more grotesque.
Geez, Terry doesn't even need a Pokemon to run off one of these Karma glowies.
- That's awful, I hear the Saud region is very based when it comes to Hasidic Pokemon trainers. Some one should really do something about them here in Fochun.
-Brainwash? Holy shit, they only ever try to beat up my Pokemon.
- If Pokemon violence every fails to be the answer, I'll keep that in mind, sir.
-As are you.
- Oh man, this is so clearly some sort of sex boat, I have to find Kymmi!
- Ok, it's time to stop looking through other people's rooms, I need to find Kymmi!
- Maybe she's hanging off the front of the boat like in that movie about the cruise ship that wrecked in Hoenn.
- NO NO NO NO FUCK OFF YOU BASTARD!
- None of your fucking business!
- I don't care who they are! WHAT DO YOU WANT! Do you want to kill my Pokemon? I don't care, I'll just leave them here for your sick fantasy, just don't cockblock me on this!
- I swear to Arceus, if you cause me to miss Kymmi, I'm shoving GodIsGreat up your ass and telling him to SELFDESTRUCT, and you can trust he'll be HAPPY to follow my orders!
GodIsGreat has some trouble with Nauseon.
But Tendies makes short work of him.
Next up is an Ayylamo, TheLuggage takes a nasty crit from a Signal Beam, but RealNigga gets the posse to put him down with a single Beat Up.
Bastard is able to handle the now evolved Hosajack with Magical Leaf.
Huh, his starter isn't his highest level pokemon.
My Coofer has evolved, and Acid Spray melts Euphoreal.
- Don't you give lip to me! Get the FUCK out of my face!
-No no no! You've called there attention. Now I have to curb stomp these grunts.
- Oh, good, they can't waste my time.
- Wait, what? That's a violation of the Only Pokemon Aggression Principle! You can't do this!
- SHIT! What did Terry tell me to do in these situations?
- Hey! Uh.. Learn to code! You... faggoaahhhhhhhhh!
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And were immediately attacked by Team Karma upon entering.
I make jokes and they come true, we find this child hanging out in his room in a jockstrap. This encounter would be a lot more awkward if I had chosen TITSGTFO at the start.
Funny thing I missed the first time, they Jew trainer class doesn't give you any money when you beat them.
This old man and his wife are a bit of a gag quest. They are on opposite ends of the ship, not super far apart, especially with a Celebi in my pocket to dilate time. You have to go back and for between them passing their break up messages about twenty times. It's extremely tedious and I was expecting it to be all for naught.
Junk Balls are the made in china shitty Pokeballs that cost a buck each.
We catch some sailors having gay sex.
I guess maybe those are tits on it's back.
Maymay's evolution gets even more grotesque.
Geez, Terry doesn't even need a Pokemon to run off one of these Karma glowies.
GodIsGreat has some trouble with Nauseon.
But Tendies makes short work of him.
Next up is an Ayylamo, TheLuggage takes a nasty crit from a Signal Beam, but RealNigga gets the posse to put him down with a single Beat Up.
Bastard is able to handle the now evolved Hosajack with Magical Leaf.
Huh, his starter isn't his highest level pokemon.
My Coofer has evolved, and Acid Spray melts Euphoreal.
And in a preview for next time, we're getting another round of freebies. I don't feel strongly about any of them, so I'm going to put it to a much less formal poll, any input on who people wanna see?
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EnemyStand
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All I know is, when a man offers you mystical power inside a tough shell, you take it.
TAKE THE SHELLED MYSTICAL POWER!
Edit: And if you do, I think M+M would be a good name. The original mystical power inside a hard shell.
TAKE THE SHELLED MYSTICAL POWER!
Edit: And if you do, I think M+M would be a good name. The original mystical power inside a hard shell.
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The snake one looks nicest. Crack that nut open.
It's evolution is even nicer. Although, I wouldn't sleep on the dino.
Mary the Goldsmith
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I'm gonna vote the dino just to be a contrarian faggot.
Loved the update, I really love the character portraits, I want to steal the idea but I'm to lazy to edit them in paint
Loved the update, I really love the character portraits, I want to steal the idea but I'm to lazy to edit them in paint
I've been playing this game again and got myself blessed with a Fireshi, a Hopault and an Arabomb in wonder trade - my starter was Grasshole. Bred them both with the Blobbos I got on Gadech, so these fuckers won't ignore my orders when I get to Carlito. That and being able to farm EVs from level 1, something I learned with Pokémon Gaia, proved to be really useful.
And it took me a few Analgae/Semrust-flavored popsicles, courtesy of Guy's Ribbizap, to finally learn the importance of team management and switching when needed.
Still, Clover has a better moveset distribution than many romhacks (Most notably Vega, so broken that one of the Mons, Maidawn, softlocked the game when it entered in a battle, and without the minus fairy patch, this is just a waste of good fakemon designs).
And it took me a few Analgae/Semrust-flavored popsicles, courtesy of Guy's Ribbizap, to finally learn the importance of team management and switching when needed.
Still, Clover has a better moveset distribution than many romhacks (Most notably Vega, so broken that one of the Mons, Maidawn, softlocked the game when it entered in a battle, and without the minus fairy patch, this is just a waste of good fakemon designs).
Fun fact as I work on the new episode:
This is actually
This sprite with Keksandra's eyes recolored blue that I made in her first appearance.
This is a official sprite of Kymmi when met in Triport City. I just got lucky with the eye color.
This is actually
This sprite with Keksandra's eyes recolored blue that I made in her first appearance.
This is a official sprite of Kymmi when met in Triport City. I just got lucky with the eye color.
EnemyStand
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Well, it's finally happened. Thanks to the combined autism of all the KF Pokemon fangame LPs I'm starting to plumb the depths of Pokemon fangames with Pokemon Clover.
God have mercy on us all...
God have mercy on us all...
When you're done with clover, may I suggest that you try out fangames like Insurgence and Xenoverse?
EnemyStand
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I've checked a few out. Insurgence looks interesting, the little I've seen. Xenoverse I don't know shit about. Daybreak looked okay too, and the borderline SJW billing it has might make for an interesting LP on the Farms.
The more the merrier.
I was looking at pokemon day break, and arceus in a handbag they sure seem to love eevees. Almost all the types of eevees can be given a second typing to make a new eevee. Everyone but sylveon who has no way to get a second typing.
They are doing poor sylveon dirty like that.
EnemyStand
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Eh, Sylveon was always the red-headed stepchild of the Evees ever since they let Flareon have Flare Blitz. Honestly, I kind of like the idea of an always Evee starter. Some of the multitype Eveelutions look interesting, but most of them look kind of retarded. Puts me off a bit.The more the merrier.
I was looking at pokemon day break, and arceus in a handbag they sure seem to love eevees. Almost all the types of eevees can be given a second typing to make a new eevee. Everyone but sylveon who has no way to get a second typing.
They are doing poor sylveon dirty like that.
Also a friend of mine downloaded Clover today as well. The autism spreads. KF is truly a blight on society...in a good way.
Edit: By the birds, I got fucking Sylveon and Leafeon confused! Never mind that retarded top statement.
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Pick Cloucat
Absolute garbage taste. Why pick a cute cloud when you could a magic rock or a boxing dinosaur?
Have you seen the final evo of Cloucat? It’s pretty fun. I also didn’t like Batterex that much when I used it.
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