Let's Sperg Pokemon Clover Nuzlocke (Screenshot let's play) - aka Pokemon Meme or Pokemon /vg/

Choose the starter/insult my autism:

  • Kill yourself(Arabomb)

    Votes: 10 52.6%
  • Dialate with a turnip(Grasshole)

    Votes: 8 42.1%
  • Go fuck yourself(Ejacgasm)

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .

Polyboros2

Is dumb and lost Polyboros password
kiwifarms.net
Alright, I'm back. I actually have been sitting on part of this for a while, just distracted by other things before doing the write up.

Last we left off, we arrived at Parax Town, which is being terrorized by a chiptune version of "Spooky Scary Skeletons." After finding a skellington also blocking our way west, we are left with no choice but to clear out the Burial Tower.

Wait! The South exit!
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Is blocked by a group of assholes fishing in the shallow grass. The Hiker sprite there is also a Route Master we'll have to keep an eye out for when the time comes.
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On Route 10, in a Hidden Grotto, we catch Miasmer, named Tampoon. And a Euphoreal I finally stopped lucking out on avoiding, who put up for reader naming(if I ever find the Name Rater, it's in the town to the west, blocked by a Skellyton, and Jews from the north, hopefully it'll be the next one I visit)
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Some Pokemon missed on Route 10 I would of liked so much more than the fedora.
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We got a CANCER fight coming up, I start preparing by grinding up some Pokemon.
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-Just walk away CANCER...
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- Nononono, don't you put that shit on me, cocksucker.
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- I am going to murder you, and hide your body with the skeletons.
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CANCER leads in with a Ayylamo that Kekturk knocks out with a beat up(Kekturk is pretty much the MVP of this episode)
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Next up, a Hazmate that Bastard wipes out.


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K Fire has little trouble with Arrowite(the evolution of Euphoreal, inclase that influences naming)
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Spiteful does big damage to Hosajack, but it takes a risky Shock Wave, knowing it's faster and can't miss...
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With no problems what so ever.
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Last up is a Deemdow. Kekturk comes back in, chugs some milk, and then one shots him, no problem.
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-KEKTURK, HOLD HIM DOWN, DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
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-GET BACK HERE YOU SISSY, FUCKING FACE ME!

Hey, that wasn't so bad. So, the Pokemon Clover wiki was shut down in January, and I'd mostly been playing blindly out of laziness. However, there is a set of Pastebins that have a lot of the data of the game pulled from it. I was able to look up his Pokemon, and what off type moves they had to prepare. Maybe that whole VR practice compromise won't be needed...
HAHAHA, Spoiler Alert! That hope doesn't make it out of this episode-
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Well maybe we can take out our consensual virgin rage on these asshole skellingtons.
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They are everywhere... but they aren't trainers.
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If they spot you, they send you to the exit of the floor below. It's a sneaking section, with FireReds smooth and precise movement mechanics... luckily NEWFAG has a Celebi in a bottle to rewind time. Playing this vanilla would be pretty annoying.
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Also we have the unidentified ghost mechanic from Gen1. So no new team members yet.
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The exorcist, as is everyone in this accursed region, is completely useless.
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-Hmm, lvl 37... this shouldn't be too-
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- Oh fuck, this is an Alolan Trial!
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- That's ok, lemme just check what his move set is... uh under Trainers? No... Encouters? No... Ah shit!

So I prepare with some practice bouts. Spilefree has good Special and Sp Def, crap Defence, and strong type coverage. He one shot almost everything I brought and they were just a few levels lower.

So, with his knowledge I make a game plan. I get 3 Pokemon ready. I'm prepared to lose 2 of them. Each gets a Focus Sash from the First Route Master. I get Kekturk, the Luggage, and /x/ a couple of levels to 35, the only one I don't wanna lose is the Luggage, so he'll be the one I use last and...
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Kekturk one shots it with Beat Up... it does only survive thanks to that Focus Sash eating a flame thrower. I probably should be using those things more.
The exorcist teleports us back to Parax Town, which has it's proper theme playing. It's ok, I prefer the song about the anorexics.
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Oh, I can turn it back on?
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- Awesome, fuck this town.
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The exorcist also gives us a Skelecharm, so we go back to the Burial Tower.
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There isn't much of interest in the second visit. We catch a Hanginy, named 43 Percent and another to be named, Jarape.

And that ends this episode, just as a reminder I need a name for Euphoreal and Jarape, hopefully they and Bukitlee will get names next time.
 

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Polyboros2

Is dumb and lost Polyboros password
kiwifarms.net
1618077081315.pngThis is probably my proudest sprite tweak so far.

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It's just this sprite with the left pupil flipped, the right pupil moved to the other side of the eye, that entire eye flipped, and the right ends of both brows moved up a pixel(plus minor amount of color correction), but God damned does that little bastard look worried about what NEWFAG and Kekturk have planned for him.
 
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ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
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This is probably my proudest spite tweak so far.
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It's just this sprite with the left pupil flipped, the right pupil moved to the other side of the eye, that entire eye flipped, and the right ends of both brows moved up a pixel(plus minor amount of color correction), but God damned does that little bastard look worried about what NEWFAG and Kekturk have planned for him.
He looks more pissed then worried. But that still fits him, sulking from losing to you.
 

Adiemus

Ahh, I can see the music!
kiwifarms.net
This is some weird shit.

I'm enjoying it!
Sad the wiki is down, I kind of wanted to go through it and see the thought process and inspiration for some of the Fakemon. But awesome job so far, very entertaining! Also I feel dumb the first thing that came to mind for the Jarape thing was Jarate. I don't think it'd fit, though.
 

Polyboros2

Is dumb and lost Polyboros password
kiwifarms.net
Last time we cleared Fochun's Burial Tower, tried to murder our rival, and left a town no better than how we found it. Hopefully we can make it to the Name Rater finally.

Route 9 is very busy in catches/evolutions:
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43 Percent evolves into a Chancer, Euphoreal into Armowite.

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We catch a Pikotton called Parcel cause we are mailing that piece of shit out in a wonder trade as soon as we can. The Knogoat is named Kevin. Look that cunt up if your not familiar with him.

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- Yes.
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-Especially if you can get rid of my other female rival.
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Unfortunately the path to Beehive is blocked to us yet again. So like Gen 1 we take an East-West underground tunnel.
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In the tunnel we eradicate the third of Fochun's only 7 manlets.
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We come out straight into Animango City.
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There are lots of skyscrapers with ads on them. Plenty of things to explore.
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For some reason, the first place I explore is the sewers.
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Catch a Smellox, Oxking, and an Oilslam, Armus(bonus points if you get the reference).
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The sewers finally give us access to Beehive City! But, we are not done with Animago City so we'll go back for now.
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There is a haven of ill repute in town.
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Fortunately, I'm not a pedophile, so I don't get a lot of the references in here.
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*in response to anyone who gets salty at that joke*
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NEWFAG isn't sure if these are real pixel tits, or drawn pixel tits, so he doesn't stare too long.
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plz notice that I actually edited in the sprite from @Penne Dreadful 's LP
NEWFAG meets someone named MC-kun in the shop, he's talking some nonsense about a world where people fight with dolls that look like little girls instead of Pokemon.
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- Yeah, sure buddy, whatever you say.
The theme for the shop is actually a cover of The Earth Spirit's Homecoming from Touhou: Subterranean Animism. None of those words mean anything to me, because the expansiveness of the Touhou games confuses and angers me.
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Investigating this painting on the wall and we get attacking by a Pokemon. Now the Sewers don't change the name of their location, and we have the Game Corner to still investigate. I decide I've gotten my two for the city and just kill it.
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Oh, hey, finally something I know. Lets leave.
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This mean woman(?) triggers NEWFAGs PTSD of the lost opportunity of the Ruse Cruise.
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Clover has a store where you can pay to switch what ball your Pokemon is kept in. God damn is that a thing Gamefreak should of done a LONG time ago.
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- Not for me we don't...
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This camper girl gives us a Metal Coat. Now in Clover Metal Coat is used like an Evolution stone, and we just so happen to have two Pokemon that it can be used on.
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Using our Celebi in a bottle, we test to see what the outcomes are, however I'm going to put it up to a vote which one we evolve. I'm not sure if or when we'll get another Metal Coat.
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We finally get an Itemfinder, and this old man apparently has a Pokemon for us after we beat all the gyms.
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Hmmm, I have some sense that they odds at this (((Game Corner))) aren't going to be very good.
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-....
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- Please. Don't let those statistics scare you from living your life.
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Farfigtron can be caught in the post game, the Cellar Key unlocks a lvl 70 legendary that previously gave you the cheater ending if you caught pre-Elite 4(I'm fairly sure that's been fixed in this version) Since I caught two Pokemon for this town and even save state scumming the slots is a CHORE, I'm gonna pass on gettting any of this.
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The Department store has evolution stones! We actually have more Pokemon to evolve than we have money, so I pick three and evolve them.
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And finally, we have the gym for Animago City. Knowing how things go, we can assume they use grass Pokemon.
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And I'm not just talking about the typing. The next episode we'll be us facing our next gym!

But, before we go, lets run over to Beehive City and fulfill some promises.
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@EnemyStand chose names for these two
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And I split the difference on Eternal and Eternal Tipping, and Arwomite is now the giving The Eternal Tip!
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I also rename LEG XD, HE, and an unnicknamed Florigrace from Wondertrades. Speaking of Wondertrades.
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Oh and we chuck Parcel into the Wondertrade bin and get a Grimdak temporarily named Light... holding a Bible?
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RIP Jack. Light holding a book... is this a Deathnote reference? I've never seen, but I've absorbed enough pop culturally that I think that's the character's name.
 

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Nauseated Courgi

Spontaneously Alive and Well
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Clover has a store where you can pay to switch what ball your Pokemon is kept in. God damn is that a thing Gamefreak should of done a LONG time ago.
I distinctly remember that being a feature in a official pokemon game actually. I think it was ORAS.
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Couldn't tell you, but it was probably not that popular. The effects weren't that impressive, honestly.
And thats why they should have expanded on it rather then dropping it.
The idea wasn't bad, but pumpin and dumping it after one gen is stupid IMO. Image how cool it could look in the 3d games.
 

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