EnemyStand
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That was Part 3, I think. Holly's Joseph's daughter.
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
She shows up as a little girl in the anime in part 2. So it counts.
EnemyStand
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Why are people always having Pokemon battles in the middle of the walkway? Where's Officer Jenny when you need her?
Whoa!Sorry, are you going to challenge the gym? My name's Brendan, I'm from Hoenn.
Wait...Brendan from Hoenn...Holy Shuckle, you're the Pokemon League Champion there! I follow you on Twitter!I've decided to explore other regions after the events in Sootopolis City, and Armira is quite the sightsee!
I KNOW! Team Magma was all like "DIE PUNY HUMANS!" you were all like "Nuh-Uh!" then Rayquaza showed up and was all like "Roooooar!" and then-I figure why not take on the league while I'm here, so I'm just making the rounds for my badges.
-THEN DEOXYS CAME OUT OF THE METEOR AND-You know... if that's what you're doing too, maybe I can test you before you go in! How's that? No pressure if you lose, but I won't hold back!
This is unironically the best day of my life.
Brendan is packing Full Restores, but another good hit from Yifbringer convinces him to swap to Torchic.
I kept her in, even though Yifbringer's been having trouble with getting knocked out from lucky crits. Brendan wasted another Full Restore (it was used directly after I took the picture on the left). I thought Yifbringer would drop to a crit, but luckily she hung on with just one HP and finished off the Torchic. By the way, the two moves I saw from it were Rock Tomb and Ember.
Oh, but before you go could you follow me back on Twit...oh, he left. Wonder why he didn't stick around?
I just beat Hoenn's Pokemon League Champion. Bring it on!Aren't you confident? Good luck, then Sped.
People are going to be calling me that forever...
Hmm...this isn't going to work. Holly, come back! El Bacono, you're up! Let's nip her Spikes strategy in the bud!Pun intended?
Umm...yeah! Totally!
Ember's quadruple damage multiplier did decent damage, but after the third and final layer of Spikes, Flora swapped.
Time to see how you handle these adverse conditions, Sped. Roserade! You're on!
My, not bad at all. And that was my strongest Pokemon in this team.
Yeah! CAN YOU SMELL...WHAT EL BACONO IS COOKING?! It was your Roserade. Don't get cocky, now. Cacnea is no pushover.
Wait, why didn't she use a Full Restore like Brendan? I know she said she was taking it easy, but still...
Yeah, suck it Dante! I'm at least as good as you!Flora's badge let's us use Cut outside of battle and Pokemon up to level 25 will always obey commands (it sounds like in Reborn, where disobedience affects all Pokemon, not just traded ones). She also gives us the Grass Knot TM, but since the team isn't set in stone and TMs are single use in this game, I'll hang onto it for now.
She doesn't say anything else terribly interesting.
Oh wait, I forgot! I was going to call Alex and see how he's doing. But first, I'll Tweet my victory!Do you people not know what a joke is?! And what do you mean, if I DID win?!
Gym Battle Impressions
So, Flora was a decent gate without being too insane. Everything was manageable and at least on Normal if you have a good Fire-type and Flying-type or two you shouldn't have too much trouble even if you don't like Set battle style, especially since they throw Flying and Fire-types at you from go. One thing that's weird to me is that they don't give you any XP for the battle. Roserade gave 18 points and the other two gave nothing. I get the intent, but it's still a weird design choice to me. If the rest of the boss fights are designed like the ones we've seen so far, this will probably shake out to be a decent fangame honestly. I guess we'll find out down the road.
So, Flora was a decent gate without being too insane. Everything was manageable and at least on Normal if you have a good Fire-type and Flying-type or two you shouldn't have too much trouble even if you don't like Set battle style, especially since they throw Flying and Fire-types at you from go. One thing that's weird to me is that they don't give you any XP for the battle. Roserade gave 18 points and the other two gave nothing. I get the intent, but it's still a weird design choice to me. If the rest of the boss fights are designed like the ones we've seen so far, this will probably shake out to be a decent fangame honestly. I guess we'll find out down the road.
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Mary the Goldsmith
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This game looks pretty good, and so far doesn't seem to have a lot of bullshit, hopefully it remains like this.
a lot of fangames seem to do this, probably to prevent the player from overleveling, but I think it would be best if they simply had the gym leaders scale to your level.
EnemyStand
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Well, the Ice Beam Mudkip and Surf Feebas caught me off guard, but like I said, thanks to their stats it wasn't anything more than an advantage to keep the AI competitive, so I can forgive the use. We don't have a lot of TMs yet but perhaps they'll let us buy some decent ones sometime down the road. I definitely recommend it so far, but considering the really stupid stuff in Reborn took a couple gyms to really start up in earnest I'm a little wary. Hard Mode might be closer to Reborn level difficulty, but if it gets to be too much the player can always restart on Normal so I think it can be forgiven for this game.
Well, considering most if not all fangame devs seem to be mostly using old assets, I can forgive it. I don't expect for them to drop in new coding that will cause a Gym Leader to match your level if they're just mucking around with premade assets. If 25 was the first cap and the rest of the gyms follow the pattern, it's just as absurdly generous as in the mainline games. Again, Hard Mode may be different. I might try a Hard Mode run after this, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Decent is still better then reborn I guess.
The fact that there a hard mode, means the game likely wont try to pull any real reborn level bullshit.
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I know it's been about a week, but we're back with another exciting adventure.
...the Champion of the Johto League is currently in Amrita, taking on our very own League challenge. Will he be the champion of two regions at once? And in International News, the mental rehabilition clinic in the Reborn region was broken into, all convicts have escaped. Police are attempting to track the head terrorist, Pokemon Trainer Sargon, using his Twitter account, but it appears he has disappeared underground. A plague of kidnappings has struck the Wack Region. While Pokemon Trainer Deviant is still a prime suspect, he...she...has defeated each officer in a Pokemon Battle, making their arrest impossible until an officer is victorious. On a lighter note, the Parax Town jukebox has been turned back on, leaving the townspeople in this Fochun town with the relief of much better background music. Wait, what the hell does that mean...?
No one cares! What's going on in Kanto?
And in Kanto, Red is still the very best, like no one ever was.
Heh. Knew it. Well, it's late, but mom's not around to tell me to go to bed! Plus those trainers are out of the way.
We begin again on our next route, Aydus Road. There are lots of Pokémon to catch on this Route. I noticed something going over my team: we lack special attackers. Hopefully we can change that. This is what I decide to run with for now.
This is the first trainer on the route. She uses a Beautifly and Dustox pair. Strong, but not insurmountable. Still, TheHundred got knocked out by a double whammy Confusion and Gust. But after her we get our first special attacker.
Yep, we traded out Yifbringer for everyone's Pokémon best girl. This is a nice nature and ability, and despite Ralts and Kirlia being a pain to level up. Gardevoir can be worth it. Plus she's got a good Mega Evolution, so it doesn't hurt. Now, this next trainer...
Oh, motherfucker. So this couple is a little backwards here, but they're packing a Carbink. It took forever to wear it down. It's Rock/Fairy with high defensive stats and throws up both Reflect and Light Screen. Delibird meanwhile slows you down with Icy Wind that hits both of yours at once. So...yeah, This fight took five fucking minutes to wear down Carbink since I had no Steel types.
This guy guards an Escape Rope. He's packing an Amrita form Roggenrola, which I think trades in mono-Rock typing for Ground and Psychic. Interesting, but not anything we need since Best Girl gives us nice enough coverage (or will, when she's legal according to the Internet). Not much to say, easiest fight on the route.
Along with Pokemon like Geodude and Cubone, Magnemite hang out in this cave. Since Bon Jovi is gone, we have ACDC instead. This also gives us Electric and Steel attacks that we badly need.
This part here requires an Acro Bike. This girl's job is to tell us. Gen 3 had this cute idea where you had two different kinds of bikes: one was slow but could do wheelies and let you ride across these white things at the bottom of the screen. The other, the Mach Bike, was really fast and let you go up certain ramps. It was another pain in the ass to deal with, and was glad to see it go. Well, it's back, I guess. Whee...
This fucker. Oh lord. His Geodude was a pain already with Magnitude and Rollout, but his Sunkern was the real terror. See that Hidden Power? Yeah, it's Rock-type. Plus it packs Giga Drain. Now up until now, the endgame style moves were on Pokémon that didn't utilize them that well. Sunkern has high special, and with its spread I just barely beat him but throwing a ton of Potions on Blackface. It still took forever, because Giga Drain is a fucking endgame move and heals for half the damage it deals. It hit Blackface, an evolved Pokemon with high special defense, for about 16 points. Nothing else I had could stand up to it, so I got freaked out. How freaked out?
I hate grinding with a passion, but my whole team was level 16 or higher except for QuietOne. How you ask?
Oh, I will. Let's go!
WE'RE NOT DONE, BITCH!
Okay, now, I think the montage is over. Back through the cave! (Note: I fought her probably 15-20 times)
Hmm...I guess I can. Cut it down, Yifbringer!
So, in return I guess you can give me...Oh, he's gone. I guess A good deed done is reward enough...birds.
This is the last trainer, a Hiker who's Drilbur is packing Bulldoze. It's decently high powered, but I pivoted from QuietOne to ACDC. El Bacono survived the first hit, so Drilbur got nailed with two Flame Charges to win the battle. Behind those trees over there is an Antidote.
Um, so? Just beat them in a battle. I've been doing nothing but Double Battles since I got my first badge.
I can't take them both on my own! Get in here and help me!
...I get so many tsundere vibes from you it's ridiculous, Caeser.
Okay, ACDC, let's light them up! With Dante helping us, we should be able to-
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What?
How is Koffing still fighting when you had a type advantage?
Well, I had to set up Lucky Chant, duh.
Whatever! Just...come on, these guys are losers. The Route trainers are tougher! We shouldn't have lost one.
Um, are they targeting you?
No, of course not. Their Poison attacks don't work on your Magnemite, that's all!
I guess you're right...
You know, you're not half bad...
Well, I did kind of carry you, so-
But you'll never be better than me!
WHAT?!
Anyway, I'm gonna beat the next gym now. I've got a lead we can take, but I have my own aspiration of becoming Champion someday.
Well keep dreaming. I beat you once, I can do it again.
I heard a saying once. "Smell ya later!"
Classy. Well, better get to the Pokemon Center. Wonder why Squad Zero wanted to stall us...
Oh, is that the next Gym Leader? Wonder what kind of Pokemon he uses...and what was that accent?!
I follow every Pokémon trainer with a Twitter! Give me a break!
This is my collection as it stands right now. I haven't been catching everything I see, but if the areas around Marewnhave Pokemon with type advantages against the Gym leader, that will change. Plus I can always add more later and grind them up.
...the Champion of the Johto League is currently in Amrita, taking on our very own League challenge. Will he be the champion of two regions at once? And in International News, the mental rehabilition clinic in the Reborn region was broken into, all convicts have escaped. Police are attempting to track the head terrorist, Pokemon Trainer Sargon, using his Twitter account, but it appears he has disappeared underground. A plague of kidnappings has struck the Wack Region. While Pokemon Trainer Deviant is still a prime suspect, he...she...has defeated each officer in a Pokemon Battle, making their arrest impossible until an officer is victorious. On a lighter note, the Parax Town jukebox has been turned back on, leaving the townspeople in this Fochun town with the relief of much better background music. Wait, what the hell does that mean...?
No one cares! What's going on in Kanto?And in Kanto, Red is still the very best, like no one ever was.Heh. Knew it. Well, it's late, but mom's not around to tell me to go to bed! Plus those trainers are out of the way.
We begin again on our next route, Aydus Road. There are lots of Pokémon to catch on this Route. I noticed something going over my team: we lack special attackers. Hopefully we can change that. This is what I decide to run with for now.
This is the first trainer on the route. She uses a Beautifly and Dustox pair. Strong, but not insurmountable. Still, TheHundred got knocked out by a double whammy Confusion and Gust. But after her we get our first special attacker.
Yep, we traded out Yifbringer for everyone's Pokémon best girl. This is a nice nature and ability, and despite Ralts and Kirlia being a pain to level up. Gardevoir can be worth it. Plus she's got a good Mega Evolution, so it doesn't hurt. Now, this next trainer...
Oh, motherfucker. So this couple is a little backwards here, but they're packing a Carbink. It took forever to wear it down. It's Rock/Fairy with high defensive stats and throws up both Reflect and Light Screen. Delibird meanwhile slows you down with Icy Wind that hits both of yours at once. So...yeah, This fight took five fucking minutes to wear down Carbink since I had no Steel types.
This guy guards an Escape Rope. He's packing an Amrita form Roggenrola, which I think trades in mono-Rock typing for Ground and Psychic. Interesting, but not anything we need since Best Girl gives us nice enough coverage (or will, when she's legal according to the Internet). Not much to say, easiest fight on the route.
Along with Pokemon like Geodude and Cubone, Magnemite hang out in this cave. Since Bon Jovi is gone, we have ACDC instead. This also gives us Electric and Steel attacks that we badly need.
This part here requires an Acro Bike. This girl's job is to tell us. Gen 3 had this cute idea where you had two different kinds of bikes: one was slow but could do wheelies and let you ride across these white things at the bottom of the screen. The other, the Mach Bike, was really fast and let you go up certain ramps. It was another pain in the ass to deal with, and was glad to see it go. Well, it's back, I guess. Whee...
This fucker. Oh lord. His Geodude was a pain already with Magnitude and Rollout, but his Sunkern was the real terror. See that Hidden Power? Yeah, it's Rock-type. Plus it packs Giga Drain. Now up until now, the endgame style moves were on Pokémon that didn't utilize them that well. Sunkern has high special, and with its spread I just barely beat him but throwing a ton of Potions on Blackface. It still took forever, because Giga Drain is a fucking endgame move and heals for half the damage it deals. It hit Blackface, an evolved Pokemon with high special defense, for about 16 points. Nothing else I had could stand up to it, so I got freaked out. How freaked out?
I hate grinding with a passion, but my whole team was level 16 or higher except for QuietOne. How you ask?
Oh, I will. Let's go!WE'RE NOT DONE, BITCH!
Okay, now, I think the montage is over. Back through the cave! (Note: I fought her probably 15-20 times)
Hmm...I guess I can. Cut it down, Yifbringer!
So, in return I guess you can give me...Oh, he's gone. I guess A good deed done is reward enough...birds.
This is the last trainer, a Hiker who's Drilbur is packing Bulldoze. It's decently high powered, but I pivoted from QuietOne to ACDC. El Bacono survived the first hit, so Drilbur got nailed with two Flame Charges to win the battle. Behind those trees over there is an Antidote.
Um, so? Just beat them in a battle. I've been doing nothing but Double Battles since I got my first badge.
I can't take them both on my own! Get in here and help me!...I get so many tsundere vibes from you it's ridiculous, Caeser.
Okay, ACDC, let's light them up! With Dante helping us, we should be able to-
...What?How is Koffing still fighting when you had a type advantage?Well, I had to set up Lucky Chant, duh.Whatever! Just...come on, these guys are losers. The Route trainers are tougher! We shouldn't have lost one.
Um, are they targeting you?No, of course not. Their Poison attacks don't work on your Magnemite, that's all!I guess you're right...
You know, you're not half bad...Well, I did kind of carry you, so-But you'll never be better than me! WHAT?! Anyway, I'm gonna beat the next gym now. I've got a lead we can take, but I have my own aspiration of becoming Champion someday.Well keep dreaming. I beat you once, I can do it again.I heard a saying once. "Smell ya later!"Classy. Well, better get to the Pokemon Center. Wonder why Squad Zero wanted to stall us...
Oh, is that the next Gym Leader? Wonder what kind of Pokemon he uses...and what was that accent?!I follow every Pokémon trainer with a Twitter! Give me a break!
This is my collection as it stands right now. I haven't been catching everything I see, but if the areas around Marewnhave Pokemon with type advantages against the Gym leader, that will change. Plus I can always add more later and grind them up.
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Good to see the grunts know they are only good for stalling. Rather then thinking they have any real chance of winning.
Mary the Goldsmith
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holy shit pokémon with Giga Drain already? thats gay. Hopefully they don't start Mega Evolving before you can get your hands on a Mega Ring, so far I'm liking this fangame a lot.
EnemyStand
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Not gonna lie, the Gigs Drain/Hidden Power Rock made me a bit salty. That was a little ridiculous. But at least Squad Zero are losers. We'll see what the Gym Leader has. Might need to boost my mons to 20 and catch some with a type advantage.
EnemyStand
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Phew. It's been a busy couple of weeks. Anyway, things slowed down a bit, so enjoy.
When we last left our hero, he was in Marewn Town, having just defeated Squad Zero along his best buddy. He then got distracted for quite a while by an EPIC Internet slapfight on Facebook between Blue and some sperg from the Reborn Region. While Sped may simp for literally everyone who ever did anything notable in the Pokemon world, he did think Sargon's reaction was a bit much. Nonplussed, he decides to explore this new town he's in before training up his team and hitting the Gym.
The day care is west of the Pokemon center. The dude on the left in the second photo won't let Sped pass unless he has 5 Gym Badges. Since he only has but one lonely badge so far, he turns around. South of this is a gate we can't get by with any Pokemon move, so it's probably tied to an event.
In this house, Sped meets a nice lady who moved in with one of the local Gym trainers. She shares a Rock Smash TM with him, much like her boyfriend always smashes her rocks. Hmm...that one doesn't work well.
Outside the woman's house, this old guy complains to Sped about the youth of today. Being the youth of today, Sped wanders off while checking to see if Red ever liked his comment on Facebook.
And we have a Sailor who literally lost his license. Armira (I've been fucking spelling it wrong lol) is a litigious region, apparently. Well, maybe we'll see this lighthouse soon.
Yeah, not even gonna touch this one. I have ADHD and even I know this is retarded.
Terride Cave is our first roadblock. I walked in the front door of the Gym, and it's Rock types. Well, at least it wasn't the first fucking Gym like it usually is, but since Lily wasn't anywhere near a jobber I decide to get prepared.
So I'm skipping a lot of stuff I did while grinding in this area, but I caught a fuckload of Pokemon. Added a Gligar to my team, and we have a lot of nice backups we can use if we need certain typing. Mawile, Gligar (who I added in in place of TheHundred), Drilbur, Clefairy and Diglett are the main ones we can use if need be (Bulky, Sweeper, Sweeper, Aggro Special Wall Revenge Killer). I grinded everyone up to 18. Here's the team for taking on the Marewn City Gym.
I can easily type check with 3/4 of my team on offense (BestGirl has Magical Leaf). Most of it is Attack into high Defense, but between TheFirst's Sleep Powder and Leech Seed, ACDC's Thunder Wave, Blackface's Confuse Ray, and BATMAN!"s Knock Off, I can probably muddle through. I'm not as hot with typing defensively, but I was hoping I'd be overleveled which would give me the edge. I also bought some Super Potions to help even the odds a bit if that failed.
Okay, this guy doesn't actually give terrible advice, but since our options for Water-types are slim right now the fact he doesn't mention on of the other 300 types Rock is weak against is interesting. Then again, that's probably the point. Daybreak isn't super hard so far, but it isn't a game for you if you need your hand held.
Sped is caught by a Gym Trainer, but the joke's on him: Sped was looking for a fight. Best Girl takes a hit off his Geodude's Fire Punch, but the power of underage waifu bait wins the day. Anyway, I realized that in Gyms you don't get sick gains. I didn't get XP from any battle in this Gym. It's a little weird, because it was always cool to me that sometimes you'd beat a Gym Leader and your one of your Pokemon gets enough levels to evolve. Oh well. It's a small gripe.
Even for Sped, this guy's optimistic. He uses a couple fossils, but he wasn't hard. TheFirst dropped Cranidos after Sleep Powdering him and El Bacono smashed Shieldon with a couple quad-damage Arm Thrusts. Sped politely nods, and moves on to the next trainer.
Not as cute when a guy old enough to be Sped's father says that, but what does Sped know? His dad's nowhere around anyway! TheFirst takes some hits, but since Relicanth takes quadruple damage from Vine Whip he doesn't last long. One thing that frustrates me about this Gym is all the taking about how Rocco's a foreigner and he changed things, but they never go into detail about it (at least not now, if they ever do). It makes me feel like they wanted to add character to him, but he ends up being as flat and one dimensional as every other Leader that doesn't get involved much with the plot. Maybe they have plans down the road, though. We'll see.
Um...are you Unovan or Galaran? Because you seem to be switching back and forth there...
I just took over this gym so you know, allow me if I ain't the best...I'm a wee bit out of my comfort zone, 'cos this is a much greener town than I'm used to.
Seriously. I'm confused. I get liking the fancy Galaran accents, but if you're from Unova that's cool too.
Anyway, this ain's about me, it's about you! Let's go!
Yeah, you're right!
That was close...
Hm. Not a good opener. Let's try it though! El Bacono, show him what you got!
Not a strong start G, innit?
What are you even saying?! Blackface, let's go!
Yeah, your Psybeam doesn't work, and now your Pokemon's Confused!
Well then, I'll jus' switch 'em out and...
PURSUIT!
Dang. Good strategy.
Yep. No luck involved here. No sireee....
Birds! Wait, that's not a Rock-type!
I can predict stuff too, innit? And he can learn Rock-type moves, G.
That is some Sinnoh League Tauros crap! Ugh, I'll keep BATMAN! in to Knock Off his item. Might be something really good...
Oh Arceus...okay Best Girl, let's mop this up.
Okay, I think that was his ace.
Maybe he was, G, but I ain't done yet, innit?
Are you one of those glowniggers I've heard so much about on the Internet with that switching accent?
Okay, now you're dead.
Well, I have no idea what a Mad Ting is, but I'll gladly take your badge.
Well, I still don't get the accent. Maybe I'll ask another trainer on the Internet about it. They seem to be pretty smart.
Oh. Fantastic. Let me guess, he's already got four badges and it was easy, right?
Hey! Sped! I thought I might find you around here, somewhere. You just beat the gym I see...
Yeah, he was pretty tough. But I think I had it in the bag.
I've already beaten him, it was a cakewalk!
Mmhm.
Anyway, you know how Blake wanted us to find out more about the mysterious meteor?
Mmhm.
Well, it turns out there's a professor in Zeph Town who studies meteorites! He's in Terride Cave right now! Let's go before he leaves!
Well, if it'll stop your endless smack talk I'll do it.
Of course they are! They're trying to stall us!
All right, stick to the script.
Wait, what script?
Don't worry professor! We will save you!
Are you following the script?
You kids won't do anything...Professor, you're coming with us!
Not so fast! What, do you think you can take us? Not a chance. Now leave before we make you! Sped, you handle the other one!
Well, if it's in the script, guess I'll beat this guy.
You're gonna regret this kid!
The only thing notable about this particular brand of loser is that he's packing an Armira Growlithe. It has a decently strong Water Pulse, which leads me to believe the Armiran Growlithe isn't just a Water type, its stats have also been rearranged to make it a Special Attacker as opposed to the Kantonian Attack oriented line. Each hit knocked about 12 damage from both Blackface and TheFirst, which is pretty impressive. He still lost because he's a Grunt.
Thanks for saving me. I'm Professor North, and you are...
Dante: I'm Dante, and this is Sped.
I have got to lose that nickname...
I can't thank you enough. But why did you help me?
Well, we have been sent by Professor Blake to investigate the recent meteor crash site, and you are an astrologist so....
Astrology? My future is my wife calling me Sped, if she even wants to marry me...
No problem. Meet me at my lab in Zeph Town whenever you are ready and I'll go over it.
Well then, I'll meet you there.
Sped's going to be on my tombstoooone! Wait, where is everyone? Oh well. Guess I'll tweet one out for my fans. Heheh.
...Hmm...maybe that weird Newfag guy does have a point about all that spying....
And we'll call it here! Is Rocco a glownigger? What does Squad Zero want with the meteor? What does astrology have to do with meteor research? And will Sped ever learn his real name? The answers to maybe one of these questions will be revealed in the next episode hopefully!
Yeah, not even gonna touch this one. I have ADHD and even I know this is retarded.
Um...are you Unovan or Galaran? Because you seem to be switching back and forth there...
I just took over this gym so you know, allow me if I ain't the best...I'm a wee bit out of my comfort zone, 'cos this is a much greener town than I'm used to. Seriously. I'm confused. I get liking the fancy Galaran accents, but if you're from Unova that's cool too. Anyway, this ain's about me, it's about you! Let's go! Yeah, you're right! That was close...
Hm. Not a good opener. Let's try it though! El Bacono, show him what you got!
Not a strong start G, innit? What are you even saying?! Blackface, let's go!
Yeah, your Psybeam doesn't work, and now your Pokemon's Confused! Well then, I'll jus' switch 'em out and... PURSUIT!
Dang. Good strategy. Yep. No luck involved here. No sireee....
Birds! Wait, that's not a Rock-type! I can predict stuff too, innit? And he can learn Rock-type moves, G. That is some Sinnoh League Tauros crap! Ugh, I'll keep BATMAN! in to Knock Off his item. Might be something really good...
Oh Arceus...okay Best Girl, let's mop this up.
Okay, I think that was his ace. Maybe he was, G, but I ain't done yet, innit? Are you one of those glowniggers I've heard so much about on the Internet with that switching accent? Okay, now you're dead.
Well, I have no idea what a Mad Ting is, but I'll gladly take your badge.
Well, I still don't get the accent. Maybe I'll ask another trainer on the Internet about it. They seem to be pretty smart.
Oh. Fantastic. Let me guess, he's already got four badges and it was easy, right?
Hey! Sped! I thought I might find you around here, somewhere. You just beat the gym I see... Yeah, he was pretty tough. But I think I had it in the bag. I've already beaten him, it was a cakewalk! Mmhm. Anyway, you know how Blake wanted us to find out more about the mysterious meteor? Mmhm. Well, it turns out there's a professor in Zeph Town who studies meteorites! He's in Terride Cave right now! Let's go before he leaves! Well, if it'll stop your endless smack talk I'll do it.
Of course they are! They're trying to stall us!
All right, stick to the script. Wait, what script? Don't worry professor! We will save you!Are you following the script? You kids won't do anything...Professor, you're coming with us! Not so fast! What, do you think you can take us? Not a chance. Now leave before we make you! Sped, you handle the other one! Well, if it's in the script, guess I'll beat this guy. You're gonna regret this kid!
Thanks for saving me. I'm Professor North, and you are...Dante: I'm Dante, and this is Sped.
I have got to lose that nickname... I can't thank you enough. But why did you help me? Well, we have been sent by Professor Blake to investigate the recent meteor crash site, and you are an astrologist so....Astrology? My future is my wife calling me Sped, if she even wants to marry me... No problem. Meet me at my lab in Zeph Town whenever you are ready and I'll go over it. Well then, I'll meet you there. Sped's going to be on my tombstoooone! Wait, where is everyone? Oh well. Guess I'll tweet one out for my fans. Heheh....Hmm...maybe that weird Newfag guy does have a point about all that spying....And we'll call it here! Is Rocco a glownigger? What does Squad Zero want with the meteor? What does astrology have to do with meteor research? And will Sped ever learn his real name? The answers to maybe one of these questions will be revealed in the next episode hopefully!
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He isn't outright glowing, but keep a eye on him. You never know when he turns out to be a nazi cosplayer as well as a glowie.
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His accent looks like it was written by a guy who's only met two black dudes in his life. One was from the Bronx and the other from the East End of London, so he just mashed the accents together. A friend mentioned the possibility of it being some African accent, but there's no way with the word choice. Also small spoiler, they use astronomer and astrologer interchangeably for some reason. Played a bit more today and North actually called himself an astrologer. Write up coming in the next day or so.
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There's glow niggers in this game too!? damn. lol at the devs not knowing the difference between Astrology and Astronomy, unless Professor North is both
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Rocco's...accent I guess is the word for that abomination is so piss poor it MUST be a CIA sting! Only they can be so incompetent while still being successful! It's the mind control!
I could die a happy man if we show up to his lab later and he's on the phone with some rando while he perfectly imitates an old Jamaican woman. "Yas chil'. Mas is in retrograde so you have perfect love life for tree deis. Oh hey Sped, what's up?" Of course, that won't happen so I'll die alone and miserable.
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Yeah, felt guilty for the content drought. I'll give you kids some more.
When we last left our hero, Sped had managed to acquire his second badge from the aptly named (and ridiculously accented) Rocco. Joining Dante, his rival who tries way too hard to be Blue 2.0, he saved Professor North, the astronomer who may be able to analyze the mysterious meteorite Sped found from the grip of Squad Zero. But up to this point, Squad Zero has insisted they're simply stalling our heroes! But what could they be stalling for?! Questions race through Sped's mind as he heads through Terride Cave to Zeph Town...
Like most caves in Pokemon games, the constant encounters make the place seem a lot bigger than it is. In this section, though, the trainers have been fairly toned down compared to earlier. The trainers have more Pokemon, which drive down the average levels, my Pokemon are overleveled by two or three, and there are more trainers. Not to say it was braindead easy, Sped had to go back to town multiple times to heal. But the game seemed to tone it down a bit.
You don't sound like an explorer. More somewhere between an immortal warrior and a Russian submarine captain.
To illustrate, this particular Sandshrew was using Fury Cutter when he wasn't punching himself in the head. No late game TMs that I'm aware of. The only reason he did so much was a lucky crit. Of course...for some reason there was a lot of those.
But fucking Gligar man. I always liked this mon, but never made room for him on my teams. He's quick and hits like a truck. He can take that Magikarp's job as a sweeper as far as I'm concerned. Gyarados is overused as it is and I'm trying to use Pokemon I don't really play with.
Hmm...provided they don't just mash them together and call it something new like those crazies in Galar, it might be worth searching for. Good luck looking for the Grail with your estranged son!
Well, thanks for testing my skills and the tip. But did you have to crit poor BestGirl? *grumbles in walking all the way back to the fucking Pokemon Center*
Path diverges here. Going South grants access to the lower level.
What does that mean?!
Oh Birds, you're one of those trainers. I never got the appeal of whipping out your ball and having it blow so hard it's too tired to go on. Good thing I swapped BestGirl for ACDC.
If any of you are playing along at home, I want to talk about this Luxio. His full move list is Thunderbolt, Swagger, Substitute, and Thunder Wave. He didn't make a vein pop like that Carbink a few updates back, but he's probably the award winner for Most Bullshit Pokemon on this Route, which should tell you something about this route because a Ground-type can shut him down. Still, he got lucky crits on ACDC and almost dropped TheFirst with paralysis and confusion, causing another trek back to the Pokemon Center.
At least he gives us a decent tip. The ladder is just past him.
This is a fight with a level 20 wild Lunatone. You can catch it, but I just beat it up. When you win, the girl runs off without giving you a reward. There seems to be a lot of moral choices in this game that don't seem to involve rewards. Sped's a generally nice guy, so he's going to generally pick the virtuous choice, especially with strangers. We'll see how that impacts anything, if it even does.
This is what's through the door in the above pictures. There are a LOT of places to Surf in this cave, so we'll need to do some backtracking later. I'll do an Interlude where I backtrack when we get to that point if there's anything interesting.
As we head back north, BestGirl finally becomes legal. Man, the problem I have with training Ralts is the defensive stats and the fact that mon is a Crit magnet. I swear the AI has a different Crit chance for weak Pokemon that become badass later in every Pokemon game ever made.
SPOILER ALERT: He doesn't. But after El Bacono took down his Klink, he sent out Pikachu.
This is a glitch that popped up when Pikachu used Dig. Both Pokemon disappeared on the HUD. It was kind of funny, so I screencapped it. Unfortunately, it did not crash my game or pop an error message so @ChucklesTheJester will still need to keep looking for a masochistic kindred spirit on that count. Anyway, swapped in BATMAN! and showed this Pikachu it wasn't special.
Um, yeah. -2% with a 2% margin of error.
Fresh air again! My Pokemon were beat up at this time. I avoided the trainers and hit Zeph Town's Pokemon Center. So I did this section of Kwao Road in reverse.
So, Mudkip is my second favorite starter, and I wanted it for the Water type coverage. Unfortunately, TheFirst got jealous and critted this one to death.
Um...sending out Zorua LAST isn't convincing anyone of that.
How does losing a Pokemon battle disqualify you from sailing?! I know this world is like Black Clover when it comes to Pokemon but come on!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! TheFirst is in reserves, so say hello to BestMeme!
This guy wasn't tough, but he did have a Wooloo. This means Gen 7 Pokemon must have been added to the game at some point. I look forward to not using them!
And hey, BestMeme evolved already!
I agree, but if you start talking about the top percentages of Wooloo I'm giving Joey your phone number.
And Sped officially entered Zeph Town for more than just healing. First he runs to the beach and harrasses the locals, none of whom say anything all that interesting.
Vending machine drinks are nice, but don't know if they're worth it right now. There's a stand on the beach that sells useful berries and pretty much every popular Pokeball type, including Dusk Balls.
Ah, Sped. You're growing up so fast. Of course, looks like the writer probably didn't realize Timbuktu is actually a real place and not just a funny word.
Now we're talking! Psychic is...well, the best Special Psychic-type attack in the game, so we can even the odds against the TM packing NPCs. I won't use it now, I'll wait until I have a good candidate. By the way, in my head canon, this guy looks like this:
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the greatest grinding tool ever conceived! This will literally cut my grinding time in half. I don't like grinding, so I won't comment on how early in the game it is to get this.
This is a tip, but honestly I agree with this girl. The beach is overrated. Woodland cabins are where it's at.
Okay, well I guess we'll talk to Professor North, first then. It's right next door, anyway.
I was catching and training Pokemon. You know, because I'm a Pokémon Trainer?
Yes, let's get into it. About a few days ago, there was a sudden meteor crash, as you all know. I have some theories on the meteor, but this is just speculation, so I may be wrong. My original idea is what the majority of people think: it was just a metoer that crashed into the earth. That's it, nothing more, nothing less. The problems arise from Squad Zero being interested in the meteor. Why would anyone care about a silly space rock? Why would we not expect a crash? Wouldn't astronomer be able to predict the crash and evacuate nearby areas? My second theory is that a certain Pokemon, such as Deoxys or Hoopa has caused the crash. It makes no sense whatsoever for Deoxys to cause the crash as there was no evidence of a Deoxys emerging from the alien rock formation. This leaves only Hoopa.
Erm, what's Hoopa?
Well, first of all, there is no evidence that Hoopa even exists. There is only specualation. However experts, like myself, say it is possible. Hoopa is a troublemaker, in short. It has incredible spatial abilities that allow it to affect the space-time continuum. Some say it can even reach between dimensions with its mesmerizing portals. But, like I previously said, there is no evidence that Hoopa even exists.
Meanwhile, Sped got bored and decided to check Facebook. Unfortunately, Gold saw all the...*ahem*, invitations for Red to travel to another region and challenge their Pokemon League. Once again, his inferiority complex fired up and well...it was a feeding frenzy.
Ah, Sped. So young, so innocent...and getting a taste of the Internet first hand:
Poor Sped. Never meet your heroes. Long story short, it turned into a whole thing. Brendan tried to play peacekeeper, but with Red and Blue egging him on and Sargon DMing him far more heinous shit on top of all the Kanto simps bashing him, Gold once again deleted his account. Blue immediately started a pool on how long it would be before he came back. Juicebox won with a bet on 16 hours using Deviant's account.
That's pretty much all I can theorize. I would need an extract of the meteor, for example, which I do not have. It also requires a special device, so I doubt-
Sped, don't you have an extract?
Wh-what?
Really? Can I please inspect it?
Inspect what?
The meteor! Come on, get off your phone. It's better than you talking to yourself, but-
You know what Dante? Why don't you fuck off and leave me be? I never asked to partner with you, you know!
Whoa! Calm down...
Um...
S-sorry. I...um...here's the meteor.
Right. Thank you. Give me a few seconds...The words they said back at Terride Cave: "wanted to confirm out assumptions..." What were their assumptions? They came to me because they knew I'm an astrologist. So obviously it has something to do with that meteor...
Astrologists are psychics, duh...
Whatever the situation with Squad Zero, it is not good news. Hmm. Interesting...This ore appears to be in a sort of superstate, as it it were frozen. Maybe it is cryogenically frozen? I'm not sure. There are also very high levels of energy radiating from inside the ore. Here, you can have it back. There's not much I can really say about the meteor ore. I'm guessing Squad Zero have a lot to say about the meteor though, so if you want to know more, you're going to have to ask them. Though I'm not entirely sure how you would go about doing that..
Well, we'll have to track 'em down. In the meanwhile, I'm going to go toughen up at the gym. See ya Sped, North.
And with one last look at the shockingly sullen Sped, Dante leaves. North tries to make conversation and cheer him up.
Why is he in such a rush?
Iunno. *shrug*
Sped, thanks for earlier, you know, saving me and all...
You're welcome.
You should stop by in a little bit. I have some colleagues coming over before they head out on an expedition. Maybe if you have three Gym Badges, they'll let you come!
'Kay.
Sped ambles out of the lab and onto the beach. It's a gorgeous sunny day, but as mean people on the Internet are wont to do, they ruin it for those who aren't equipped to handle it, like ten-year olds with ADHD.
Ouch. Will Sped get over his doldrums? Will Armirans learn the difference between astrology and astronomy? And will Gold ever receive the respect he thinks he deserves? The answers...are right now! Yes, no, and only if he troons out!
And our current reserves in the PC. Thanks to the Lucky Egg, we can use pretty much any of these guys. Let me know if you have requests. The only rule is Blackface cannot be boxed.
You don't sound like an explorer. More somewhere between an immortal warrior and a Russian submarine captain.
Hmm...provided they don't just mash them together and call it something new like those crazies in Galar, it might be worth searching for. Good luck looking for the Grail with your estranged son!
Well, thanks for testing my skills and the tip. But did you have to crit poor BestGirl? *grumbles in walking all the way back to the fucking Pokemon Center*
What does that mean?!
Oh Birds, you're one of those trainers. I never got the appeal of whipping out your ball and having it blow so hard it's too tired to go on. Good thing I swapped BestGirl for ACDC.
Um, yeah. -2% with a 2% margin of error.
Um...sending out Zorua LAST isn't convincing anyone of that.
How does losing a Pokemon battle disqualify you from sailing?! I know this world is like Black Clover when it comes to Pokemon but come on!
I agree, but if you start talking about the top percentages of Wooloo I'm giving Joey your phone number.
Now we're talking! Psychic is...well, the best Special Psychic-type attack in the game, so we can even the odds against the TM packing NPCs. I won't use it now, I'll wait until I have a good candidate. By the way, in my head canon, this guy looks like this:
Okay, well I guess we'll talk to Professor North, first then. It's right next door, anyway.
I was catching and training Pokemon. You know, because I'm a Pokémon Trainer?
Yes, let's get into it. About a few days ago, there was a sudden meteor crash, as you all know. I have some theories on the meteor, but this is just speculation, so I may be wrong. My original idea is what the majority of people think: it was just a metoer that crashed into the earth. That's it, nothing more, nothing less. The problems arise from Squad Zero being interested in the meteor. Why would anyone care about a silly space rock? Why would we not expect a crash? Wouldn't astronomer be able to predict the crash and evacuate nearby areas? My second theory is that a certain Pokemon, such as Deoxys or Hoopa has caused the crash. It makes no sense whatsoever for Deoxys to cause the crash as there was no evidence of a Deoxys emerging from the alien rock formation. This leaves only Hoopa.
Erm, what's Hoopa? Well, first of all, there is no evidence that Hoopa even exists. There is only specualation. However experts, like myself, say it is possible. Hoopa is a troublemaker, in short. It has incredible spatial abilities that allow it to affect the space-time continuum. Some say it can even reach between dimensions with its mesmerizing portals. But, like I previously said, there is no evidence that Hoopa even exists.Meanwhile, Sped got bored and decided to check Facebook. Unfortunately, Gold saw all the...*ahem*, invitations for Red to travel to another region and challenge their Pokemon League. Once again, his inferiority complex fired up and well...it was a feeding frenzy.
Ah, Sped. So young, so innocent...and getting a taste of the Internet first hand:
That's pretty much all I can theorize. I would need an extract of the meteor, for example, which I do not have. It also requires a special device, so I doubt- Sped, don't you have an extract? Wh-what? Really? Can I please inspect it? Inspect what? The meteor! Come on, get off your phone. It's better than you talking to yourself, but- You know what Dante? Why don't you fuck off and leave me be? I never asked to partner with you, you know! Whoa! Calm down... Um... S-sorry. I...um...here's the meteor. Right. Thank you. Give me a few seconds...The words they said back at Terride Cave: "wanted to confirm out assumptions..." What were their assumptions? They came to me because they knew I'm an astrologist. So obviously it has something to do with that meteor... Astrologists are psychics, duh... Whatever the situation with Squad Zero, it is not good news. Hmm. Interesting...This ore appears to be in a sort of superstate, as it it were frozen. Maybe it is cryogenically frozen? I'm not sure. There are also very high levels of energy radiating from inside the ore. Here, you can have it back. There's not much I can really say about the meteor ore. I'm guessing Squad Zero have a lot to say about the meteor though, so if you want to know more, you're going to have to ask them. Though I'm not entirely sure how you would go about doing that.. Well, we'll have to track 'em down. In the meanwhile, I'm going to go toughen up at the gym. See ya Sped, North.And with one last look at the shockingly sullen Sped, Dante leaves. North tries to make conversation and cheer him up.
Why is he in such a rush? Iunno. *shrug* Sped, thanks for earlier, you know, saving me and all... You're welcome.You should stop by in a little bit. I have some colleagues coming over before they head out on an expedition. Maybe if you have three Gym Badges, they'll let you come! 'Kay.Sped ambles out of the lab and onto the beach. It's a gorgeous sunny day, but as mean people on the Internet are wont to do, they ruin it for those who aren't equipped to handle it, like ten-year olds with ADHD.
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Ahhh Yes soon every fan game will be full of weird bugs.
Also Ahh Yes wooloo from gen 7 My favorite time a Pokemon from a later gen apparently time traveled.
Rip Gold born a gen too late, gets no respect. Also Hot damn does gold and sped type fast. That whole DM convo happen in the span of not even a minute.
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That's what I get for doing a write up at 4 in the morning.Ahhh Yes soon every fan game will be full of weird bugs.
Also Ahh Yes wooloo from gen 7 My favorite time a Pokemon from a later gen apparently time traveled.
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Once again, it was almost 4 in the morning so I didn't edit as carefully as I should have. Just use your imagination and pretend it was a reasonable length of time.Rip Gold born a gen too late, gets no respect. Also Hot damn does gold and sped type fast. That whole DM convo happen in the span of not even a minute.
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meanwhile Reborn doesn't give you this TM until your pokémon are level 80.
and holy shit with Gold's threats, never meet your heroes indeed.
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