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What is a dream? A series of thoughts? Images? Sensations? No... perhaps it's something more?
Welcome to the Ayrith Region, a large land mass split into several islands. Ayrith is clouded in mystery, with strange, inexpiable events happening in every corner. However, somewhere deep down, there is something more to this mystery. Something unexpected, impossible even. You will uncover this secret, and go down in history.
What is your dream? Is it to be a hero?
As recommended by my good friend and fellow farmer @Mary the Goldsmith (check out his LP of Reborn it's pretty good) and several other fangame LPs, I decided to try my hand at doing a screenshot let's play! This fangame seems to be promising, with multiple branching paths and a lot more! I'm sure this'll be a grand 'ol time, won't it? But before we start, please take note: I'm not doing a Nuzlocke, this is just a blind playthrough with my thoughts and commentary along the way, so bare with me, please! And last but not least, I'll be taking recommendations and ideas from the thread! I hope you enjoy.
My commentary will be normal while dialogue "will be in quotations" for reference.
One long ass download later and we're finally ready to play the game!
Already we're at an interesting start, the music is rather somber, not what I'd expect from a normal Pokemon game... as in... a normal Pokemon game.
Lets play the fucking game already.
"You wanted some fun, no? Just another adventure?"
Yes.
"You tried to play hero in an unforgiving world, of your own creation."
Shit, sorry for trying to play Minecraft on Survival Mode, asshole.
"Did you ever consider the consequences of what you did?"
"All that you've done?"
No. Absolutely not.
"Don't worry. I'm not so different."
Who are you? Shadow the Hedgehog!?
"So then, shall we start from the beginning?"
Please don't let there be a forgettable beginning cutscene, please I just want to play the game already...
"Tell me your story, one last time... start from that boat."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Ava: Come on! Why won't the damned computer work!?
And here I thought Shadow saying 'damn' was bad- okay I'll stop--
Scarlett: Maybe because you keep hitting it? Huh? Just maybe?
(BONK BONK BONK)
Scarlett: Stop hitting the poor thing!!
Ava: Wait! It unfroze! It's working!
Wow. Such invigorating story, and it's all on a black screen too.
Ava: Come on! Time to get your trainer card sorted!
Oh boy! A character I don't care about!
Ava: Look! It's Rosetta! I can't contain myself!
Just let me pick my fucking character already.
Rosetta: Good evening, tourists! It's a cool night here in Cellia City! Perfect for the upcoming tourists on the cruise!
Why does this sound like Rejuvenation-
Rosetta: Welcome to the Trainer Registration Program! My name is Rosetta!
I don't care.
Rosetta: I'm the Fairy Type Gym Leader and star singer of Cellia City!
I don't caaare.
Rosetta: I'll be guiding you through the registration process!
Please do.
tits or gtfo
-regions in the world, due to it being composed of many large islands!"
Alola would like to have a word with you.
Rosetta: We hope to give you the nicest possible stay!
Rosetta: We have one of the richest battle cultures in the world here, but before we get to all that we have to get through some chores!
Rosetta: Simply follow me as I navigate you through the prompts on your screen! Let's get started!
I already know the controls so lets skip thaaaaaaaaaat...
I ALREADY KNOW HOW BATTLES WORK I'M NOT A CHILD
Let's see, yadda yadda, there are 12 gym leaders in the Aryith Region and we need to fuck them up or some shit. If you don't collect badges, your Pokemon will piss on your shoes or whatever.
Hooray?
FUCKING FINALLY. We can finally play the GAME. Ye.
I can hear every genderspecial cry out in terror all at the same time. Let's go with girl.
I like the one on the left.
She reminds me of Julayyyy 
Hmm... now this one is a toughie...
UNLESS....
Shoutouts to @EnemyStand
Do I look like a JoJotard to you? Yes.
Today we enter the wonderful world of Kira, who definitely isn't a serial killer in the making.
Give me your hands, shitface.
Ava: Bye Rosetta!
Right up your ass if you don't quit bitching about it.
Damn bitch, you live like this?
just-"

Ava: Oh, well uhh.. nevermind then.
Kira received her first item, the Aryith League trainer card! My back fucking hurts lol
Ava: Now that you got your piece of laminated plastic, how about we get lunch? I could eat a horse.
You. I like you.
Scarlett: Ava! You can't eat-
Ava: God, I can't say anything around you, can I?! Okay, okay. Lets go grab ourselves a CIVILIZED meal, huh?
Scarlett: Agreed!
Ava: What a handful... we'll meet you out on the deck where they dish up, Kira.
For now, this will be where we take a break because holy hell my back hurts. Kira now has her Trainer Card, and once she has her starter, everyone is a fucking goner.
Already we're at an interesting start, the music is rather somber, not what I'd expect from a normal Pokemon game... as in... a normal Pokemon game.
Lets play the fucking game already.
"You wanted some fun, no? Just another adventure?"
Yes.
"You tried to play hero in an unforgiving world, of your own creation."
Shit, sorry for trying to play Minecraft on Survival Mode, asshole.
"Did you ever consider the consequences of what you did?"
"All that you've done?"
No. Absolutely not.
"Don't worry. I'm not so different."
Who are you? Shadow the Hedgehog!?
"So then, shall we start from the beginning?"
Please don't let there be a forgettable beginning cutscene, please I just want to play the game already...
"Tell me your story, one last time... start from that boat."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Ava: Come on! Why won't the damned computer work!?
And here I thought Shadow saying 'damn' was bad- okay I'll stop--
Scarlett: Maybe because you keep hitting it? Huh? Just maybe?
(BONK BONK BONK)
Scarlett: Stop hitting the poor thing!!
Ava: Wait! It unfroze! It's working!
Wow. Such invigorating story, and it's all on a black screen too.
Ava: Come on! Time to get your trainer card sorted!
Oh boy! A character I don't care about!
Ava: Look! It's Rosetta! I can't contain myself!
Just let me pick my fucking character already.
Rosetta: Good evening, tourists! It's a cool night here in Cellia City! Perfect for the upcoming tourists on the cruise!
Why does this sound like Rejuvenation-
Rosetta: Welcome to the Trainer Registration Program! My name is Rosetta!
I don't care.
Rosetta: I'm the Fairy Type Gym Leader and star singer of Cellia City!
I don't caaare.
Rosetta: I'll be guiding you through the registration process!
Please do.
tits or gtfo
-regions in the world, due to it being composed of many large islands!"
Alola would like to have a word with you.
Rosetta: We hope to give you the nicest possible stay!
Rosetta: We have one of the richest battle cultures in the world here, but before we get to all that we have to get through some chores!
Rosetta: Simply follow me as I navigate you through the prompts on your screen! Let's get started!
I already know the controls so lets skip thaaaaaaaaaat...
I ALREADY KNOW HOW BATTLES WORK I'M NOT A CHILD

Let's see, yadda yadda, there are 12 gym leaders in the Aryith Region and we need to fuck them up or some shit. If you don't collect badges, your Pokemon will piss on your shoes or whatever.
Hooray?
FUCKING FINALLY. We can finally play the GAME. Ye.
I can hear every genderspecial cry out in terror all at the same time. Let's go with girl.
I like the one on the left.

Hmm... now this one is a toughie...
UNLESS....
Shoutouts to @EnemyStand
Do I look like a JoJotard to you? Yes.
Today we enter the wonderful world of Kira, who definitely isn't a serial killer in the making.
Give me your hands, shitface.
Ava: Bye Rosetta!
Right up your ass if you don't quit bitching about it.
Damn bitch, you live like this?
just-"

Ava: Oh, well uhh.. nevermind then.
Kira received her first item, the Aryith League trainer card! My back fucking hurts lol
Ava: Now that you got your piece of laminated plastic, how about we get lunch? I could eat a horse.
You. I like you.
Scarlett: Ava! You can't eat-
Ava: God, I can't say anything around you, can I?! Okay, okay. Lets go grab ourselves a CIVILIZED meal, huh?
Scarlett: Agreed!
Ava: What a handful... we'll meet you out on the deck where they dish up, Kira.
For now, this will be where we take a break because holy hell my back hurts. Kira now has her Trainer Card, and once she has her starter, everyone is a fucking goner.
On the next episode: Kira unleashes her stand- I mean.. starter.
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