You...*gulps* You have big boobs?!Dude, what the fuck? I AM A GIRL. My profile even says it. A lot of my posts talk about how much I love cutesy, girly stuff. I have a vagina and huge boobs. I am a girl and have always been a girl. I don't have to wish I was a cutesy girl like Sailor Moon because I fucking am one. Please show me where I "referenced" that I was a neckbeard. The only time I ever even referenced neckbeards was when I was making fun of the fact that you think I am one. Why are you so obsessed with thinking that I'm a guy? Is it because you can't bear the thought of a female disagreeing with you?
Okay, this is fucking creepy. It was funny at first but now he's joking (I hope he's joking) about cutting off my head and he thinks that literally every single person who criticizes him is me. Head's up, slugfucker, the only times I have ever talked about you have been on here, under my own name. I haven't talked to you on Tumblr because I run a popular blog (full of thousands of people who will attest that I am a cute grill, btw) and I don't want to drag it into your delusional little world. And also, why would I be the only person who criticizes you? I've already seen like a dozen people on Tumblr who think you're insane and are sick of your bullshit. My fellow Kiwis have stepped up to call you out and mock you, too. You're a lot less popular than you think you are, I'm guessing.
Stop harassing people because you think they're me. And stop being so easy to pity and make fun of, it's fucking painful.
Jokes aside, that's fucking sad. Pokemon is not srs bsns, christ.