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José Mourinho

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Well SwSh truely brought out the crazy in everyone. Between Serebii shilling GF hard and Distant Kingdom’s antics on social media everyone on both sides has gone full lolcow. I remember Serebii being upset over dext when the new broke only to take his words back.
I like how even #IStandWithSerebii kicked off due to that.
 

Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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While serebii doesnt have a pedophile scandal yet, I look forward to whenever it does.
I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been any pedo rings or scandals on Serebii. Closest I can think of was back in 2005, a prolific poster by the name of CyberCubed posted a smutfic of ten-year-olds Ash and May. The mods allowed this given how loose the Shipping Fics subforum is, and it got an audience. (It's gone, now, though, I dunno when it got deleted.)

Actually, does anyone else remember CyberCubed? The fucker was everywhere and endlessly bitched about the anime after the Advanced series ended because he was a hardcore AdvanceShipper. I wanted to make a thread on him ages ago, but I legit had no idea what to do with it because his Internet footprints are so deep and erratic. But he's a Pokefag, so I think whatever information/dirt people have on him could be thrown into this thread.
 

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I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been any pedo rings or scandals on Serebii. Closest I can think of was back in 2005, a prolific poster by the name of CyberCubed posted a smutfic of ten-year-olds Ash and May. The mods allowed this given how loose the Shipping Fics subforum is, and it got an audience. (It's gone, now, though, I dunno when it got deleted.)

Actually, does anyone else remember CyberCubed? The fucker was everywhere and endlessly bitched about the anime after the Advanced series ended because he was a hardcore AdvanceShipper. I wanted to make a thread on him ages ago, but I legit had no idea what to do with it because his Internet footprints are so deep and erratic. But he's a Pokefag, so I think whatever information/dirt people have on him could be thrown into this thread.
i remember about a year ago somone briefly speaking about him in a youtube stream. said some things about him and how the streamer personally disliked him. thats all i remember tho as it wasn't the main point of the stream just someone asked 'what do you think of the advance ship' and he said 'god that brings me back to a bad memory of CyberCube... what a weird fucker' and that's it.


so people do still remember him properly, just arent arsed to talk about him
 
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The shipping wars in Pokemon are quite even more exceptional compared with other fandoms.

Since I'm getting back to Digimon for a while for some nostalgia, I wonder why there aren't much Digimon lolcows compared with Pokemon lolcows.

Or perhaps I'm missing a lot.
i wonder what Dakari King Mykan has been up to
 

A Random

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I just checked, and saw that there's not a mention of a certain "Ryu Taylor, Dub Lover".

The guy is not exactly inactive so much as he has spent his time getting annoyed out of the various Pokémon community forums and yell at Twitter. The reason why I figure he's qualified for a lolcow?

The guy loves the Pokémon dub. Like, a lot. Most of his posts on the communities he's gone to are him declaring how much the dub is greater than the original Japanese version, which he hates the sound of in many ways [the music and Meowth in particular], and he consistently does so while sounding like the biggest asshole around. But hey, we don't just rely on hearsay here, right? Let's have a look at some of his stuff!

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This one in particular is him at his most terrible, in that he is hoping for Bulbagarden to get a DDoS EXPLICITLY because they don't like his favorite musician.

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No need to worry about it being deleted very soon, since nobody even goes to Pokemopolis anymore, but...

Anyway, that's the basic gist of him. A weirdo who takes 'I don't like this voice' to extremes and has no self-control, but likes to cry about how mean the 'sub Stans' are when he gets made fun of, or people disagree with him, using even less insults than he does. For now he's happy because the Pokémon animé is using the sound type he wants, but he'll probably lose it within five years after the next music replacement, or if they change one of the voice actors to something that annoys him.
 
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Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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[the music]
Lol up until Johto/Hoenn, the dub practically kept a vast majority of the original Japanese music. Dude should check out the OST on YouTube and see how many of those tracks he recognizes and then calm down--or wait, perhaps he got into the anime when 4KIDS no longer had it. That's a special kind of faggotry right there. If he's been there from the very beginning and had no issues whatsoever with 4KIDS bowing out, that'd make him a Pokéfag unicorn.

...strange that I don't recall ever seeing this person, yet his avatar looks super familiar.
 

A Random

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Well, he's self-described as being "nostalgic for gen 1", and odds are he's talking about the animé too.

He's got a FF.n account where he gets to be a full-on furry as he writes about PMD and Littlest Pet Shop. Starring Ryusei Taylor, the purple ferret, who of course is his SI, because he's a furry.

Also, a DeviantArt account where he posts his art of Pokémon, promotes how good it is overseas versus the original Japanese version, and so on. He seems to be smart enough not to put his age on, but since he was around since 1997 he must be at least in his mid-20s. It actually amuses me that he may be in his 30s to 40s, like Farla, and yet act like a literal child because of his autism with regards to something as silly as soundtrack and voice acting.

He also hates MLP, but...

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I think this makes him actually worse than a normal brony, actually, because he intentionally hatewatched as much of MLP as he could.

And possibly thirsting over this one girl.

His main fics have a TV Tropes pages, of course. Both of them. With names like Unod, Llyria, Pocketurn... well, I'm sure it's amazing.

Can't find any videos by him, which means he's possibly smarter than that Danny the Panda guy. He did try his hand at a couple of game reviews, though.

Other accounts:
Serebii.net [the one he seems to be most active on nowadays outside Twitter]
Bulbagarden [abandoned years ago; requires account to access, but you can just do this instead:]
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Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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His main fics have a TV Tropes pages, of course. Both of them.
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And of course he was the one who started those pages. Pathetic. :story:

Serebii.net [the one he seems to be most active on nowadays outside Twitter]
Ohhhh I have seen him around after all. I never read his spergings, though. His Serebii signature's so fucking confusing, though, like who argues that?:
-Ryu, a resolute fan of, friend of, and advocate for the Pokémon cartoon's English dub.
Liking the JP version doesn't make me a dub hater.
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Dumbass forgets that instrumentals of tracks from 2.B.A. Master and Totally Pokemon have been used in the background, so they do have track names, even if they were never released officially.

And he's (was?) a guide writer for Pokemopolis? Holy shit, what a trainwreck.
 
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Coelacanth

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Well, he's self-described as being "nostalgic for gen 1", and odds are he's talking about the animé too.

He's got a FF.n account where he gets to be a full-on furry as he writes about PMD and Littlest Pet Shop. Starring Ryusei Taylor, the purple ferret, who of course is his SI, because he's a furry.

Also, a DeviantArt account where he posts his art of Pokémon, promotes how good it is overseas versus the original Japanese version, and so on. He seems to be smart enough not to put his age on, but since he was around since 1997 he must be at least in his mid-20s. It actually amuses me that he may be in his 30s to 40s, like Farla, and yet act like a literal child because of his autism with regards to something as silly as soundtrack and voice acting.

He also hates MLP, but...

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I think this makes him actually worse than a normal brony, actually, because he intentionally hatewatched as much of MLP as he could.

And possibly thirsting over this one girl.

His main fics have a TV Tropes pages, of course. Both of them. With names like Unod, Llyria, Pocketurn... well, I'm sure it's amazing.

Can't find any videos by him, which means he's possibly smarter than that Danny the Panda guy. He did try his hand at a couple of game reviews, though.

Other accounts:
Serebii.net [the one he seems to be most active on nowadays outside Twitter]
Bulbagarden [abandoned years ago; requires account to access, but you can just do this instead:]
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And of course he was the one who started those pages. Pathetic. :story:



Ohhhh I have seen him around after all. I never read his spergings, though. His Serebii signature's so fucking confusing, though, like who argues that?:

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Dumbass forgets that instrumentals of tracks from 2.B.A. Master and Totally Pokemon have been used in the background, so they do have track names, even if they were never released officially.

And he's (was?) a guide writer for Pokemopolis? Holy shit, what a trainwreck.
Good lord I checked out his fanfiction to see if it's entertaining in a so bad it's good sort of way and his stories are boring as hell. I know that's not saying much for someone using FF.net but I could barely stand to read the first chapter of his PMD fic. Not surprised he's the only one using tvtropes for his own fanfics - he's probably the only one who's 100% invested in his work.
 

Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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Good lord I checked out his fanfiction to see if it's entertaining in a so bad it's good sort of way and his stories are boring as hell. I know that's not saying much for someone using FF.net but I could barely stand to read the first chapter of his PMD fic. Not surprised he's the only one using tvtropes for his own fanfics - he's probably the only one who's 100% invested in his work.
I'm skimming through the one that's been updated most recently (October 2018), and it reads like IKEA. Dialogue sounds stilted, characters just seem to stand around while talking instead of doing something and looking like they're animated because the writing makes it feel like they're being told/programmed how to act--this is not the writing of someone who's challenged themselves to go over-and-above. It's passable, but it's not something that goes over the eighth-grade level.

So he's your typical fanfic writer, but there's nothing special about his writing to make him stand out.
 
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A Random

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And of course he was the one who started those pages. Pathetic. :story:



Ohhhh I have seen him around after all. I never read his spergings, though. His Serebii signature's so fucking confusing, though, like who argues that?:

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Dumbass forgets that instrumentals of tracks from 2.B.A. Master and Totally Pokemon have been used in the background, so they do have track names, even if they were never released officially.

And he's (was?) a guide writer for Pokemopolis? Holy shit, what a trainwreck.
While he has posted guides on Pokemopolis, it's worth saying that this is post-mortem Pokemopolis. Shortly after XY started, the last guy remaining decided that he couldn't keep on going because everyone was talking about the Japanese episodes instead, meaning things had changed from the olden years where people relied far more on the dub and thus, the 'dodgy' aspect of the show was valued more. People remembering gay James, diva Jessie, Meowth's nigh-homosexual fantasies, jokes about May's chest and Dawn's skirt...

It's not really that the animé stopped being like that, though, just that he didn't get much out of it anymore and there was an issue that made them lose the original forums' posts, so a lot of discussion was similarly lost. Right now, I have no idea why the site or forums are still up.

As for his stupid signature, remember, he hates the idea of someone preferring the subs to the dubs, to the point where he assumes that anyone who does so is a dub hater by default.

So we have an egotistic fanfic writer who edits his own TV Tropes page, has a serious bone to pick with the fandom over something minimal, and is a furry to boot...

...hm...

Well, I didn't find any hints that he goes on porn sites, so might as well scratch that out of the list thankfully. I did find his Japanese Twitter, though.

Here's his latest Twitter spiel, from bottom to top:
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He really can't let go of his pointless stupid grudge, can he?
 

Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
True & Honest Fan
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Here's his latest Twitter spiel, from bottom to top:
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He really can't let go of his pointless stupid grudge, can he?
"They sound too Unovian (American)."

That sounds eerily racist in Pokémon terms. 🤔

So we have an egotistic fanfic writer who edits his own TV Tropes page, has a serious bone to pick with the fandom over something minimal, and is a furry to boot...
And his (younger?) sister's obsessed with reptiles and dragons and MLP. Least she has some kind of hobbies and interests that get her out of the house.

Well, I didn't find any hints that he goes on porn sites, so might as well scratch that out of the list thankfully.
Hmmmmmm
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....nah. Dude seems way too sexless.

There use to be a person who was known as Shade the Pikachu who had a multi coloured Pikachu. She pretty much fell off the face of the planet.
Anything in particular she did outside of a multi-colored Pikachu OC/self-insert?
 
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"They sound too Unovian (American)."

That sounds eerily racist in Pokémon terms. 🤔



And his (younger?) sister's obsessed with reptiles and dragons and MLP. Least she has some kind of hobbies and interests that get her out of the house.



Hmmmmmm
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....nah. Dude seems way too sexless.



Anything in particular she did outside of a multi-colored Pikachu OC/self-insert?
Mainly bitch at people who called her OC a "recolour" and called people "Teenagers" for not liking a 90's disney cartoon. She's in her 30s now and possibly grew up.

WHat is funny that most Pokemon Ocs are either recoloured Pikachus, Laitos/Latias, Lucarios or Mewtwos.
 

Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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Mainly bitch at people who called her OC a "recolour" and called people "Teenagers" for not liking a 90's disney cartoon. She's in her 30s now and possibly grew up.
Where did she mostly hang out? Wasn't just DA, I take it, or was this during the OG era?

WHat is funny that most Pokemon Ocs are either recoloured Pikachus, Laitos/Latias, Lucarios or Mewtwos.
I've seen a lot of Eevee OCs crop up, but I think the "recoloring" has mostly stopped (now that Mystery Dungeon is a thing and a Pokémon can do/act like anything) or has become more-or-less acceptable because of people pointing out the Shinies and the different coloring Pokémon can have in the Pokémon Stadium games.
 

FluffyTehFennekin

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Josh, a person with a hate boner for smash, because it did not include Snivy as a fighter.

Has a shitty oc that is a Snivy and edgy as hell.



There use to be a person who was known as Shade the Pikachu who had a multi coloured Pikachu. She pretty much fell off the face of the planet.
What’s with the name “Josh” and being a complete lolcow? :stress:
 
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